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Delighted to know he’s doing well but feel like it’s possibly too soon to be back at work. I suspect they kept him as an inpatient for longer than necessary because they knew this is what would happen. Anyway, very relieved that he is well 🥰

They need to give it to this fella for the name alone…

Sad to see that he’s died as he was one of the better ones. Surprised he made it through the hospital stay earlier in the year mind. Let’s see what ancient relic gets the job next…

She’s clearly made it her mission to ensure you spend every morning returning maimed wildlife back to their natural habitat. You’re her human plaything 😁

I mean, just a thought.. Make an xG thread so those who don’t want to play/argue can avoid it? Yes I’ve only been back 2 minutes but seems like the sensible thing to do? 🤷‍♀️

I found myself telling my 16-yr old that I think Murphy is probably a class dad. He just rolled his eyes at me. Much as he does when I ask him if he’d like Schar to be his next dad… 😄

Jacob Murphy man. Looks like he’s won the lottery every time he’s interviewed. What a lovely boy 😁

I was thinking about that last night. The place really does reek of Lynx Africa like. There were never many of us lasses but I always knew that despite the constant shite I would get from you lot that you’d sharp see off any new, weird lunatics that turned up and gave me any shit.

Looks like I’ll probably swerve those other series then which is a shame cos I really liked the format. The addition of the surprise guests (won’t spoil it) just made it all the better too.

It’s disturbing to see and makes a wonder what real life is like for him. Very sad.

Why didn’t you all tell me about this when I came back?! I reckon I’ll stay this time 😄

Have to agree with this. I wondered if it was going to be completely cringe but it was an absolute delight. The fact that Mortimer and Ayoade are each other’s Kryptonite just made it all the better. Have you watched all the episodes?

That sounds absolutely awful. I’m glad he came through it and hope he continues to get stronger.

I couldn’t find a snooker thread so it’ll have to go in here instead. This is mental… https://x.com/chrishammer180/status/1911812185979867590?s=46&t=UMvUGsfv8kcdEA_E7uMsxw

They were CUPCAKES!

Did you know about pneumonia before everyone else? That’s a hell of a pun if not 😄

Errrrrr, go fuck yourself, Craig? 😄 I imagine you’ll have left all your housework for me to do aswell on the off chance I’d pop back in.

Bit like that 🙂

Good to see nothing has changed

And where the fuck have you been til this time?? 😒

I did some browsing last night for the first time in ages and it was like going back to a familiar old local where the same old pissheads were propping up the bar. Lovely stuff 🥰

They were entirely unmanageable To be fair, the older I get the more intolerant of fuckwits I am so I think you lot were probably right all along.

Do they?! I used to just tell them off a lot for calling people cunts and remind them when the clocks changed. Oh and I doled out medical advice but I think Renton still has that covered 😄 But thank you. This is a good place to be 😘