sammynb
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I use to live in Kings Cross in Sydney, which if you don't know it is very inner city and very busy on Thursday, Friday and Saturday evenings.
Anyway because I lived in an apartment that didn't have parking if you went out for the evening, when you got home anytime between 7pm and 3am it was near impossible to park.
There was this one evening when I found a park on the opposite side of the road, directly in front of my building but I had to cross the opposite lane to get to it, so I waited for the traffic to pass, with my indicator on so it was obvious to all I was waiting to turn into the park except this lass in her 20s who didn't give a shite and just dove into the park. As she gets out of the car with her mates she looks over and just smiles! Bitch.
Pissed is an under statement. So I eventually find a park 10 minute walk down the road but before I leave the car I take a pen, a piece of paper and a tyre valve removing tool.
Two valves removed and a very nice note I left for her.
I bet she never did that to anyone again and no matter how good her night was the fact the car sat there for a day meant it ended as she deserved.
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audioslave - audioslave
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Unlike cleo looks good in latex but can't handle the chain-mail like da queenie!
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Obviously never heard about the fact Cleopatra was allegedly the first woman to have phallic shaped objects created for her enjoyment.
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shouldn't worry about what the fish says but does
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knows the fish is merely a fillo of fish
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Wine
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If you're gonna buy wine, for god's sake spend some money....You pay £2.99, expect it to be as rough as a hairy arsehole!
£5 should get you a decent bottle of either, £10 and you're on to a real winner...
As for temperature, you're right in that white should be served chilled and red served at room temperature. On top of that, red win should be allowed to 'breathe' before serving (get the cork out and leave the bottle open for about 10-15mins).
Check the 'legs' on a red wine as well - to do this, stick about an inch in the bottom of a wine glass and swill it so the centrifugal force sends it up the side of the glass.... The longer it takes to drain back down, the better the wine....
Favourite red? Chateauneuf des Papes - gorgeous stuff but a bit pricey, if you don't want to splash out as much some of the Chilean ones are very good!
Whites? The australians ones are pretty nice as are the Californian ones. A lot of people think a Chardonnay is the mutt's nuts but i'm not a fan - far too dry for me....
You really are that horrible little man in the movie sideways, aren't you?
Actually my fave is pinot noir! -
Is wrong, again!
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obviously doesn't know his public image limited!
what tigers?
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could be wrong or he could be righttttttttttttttttttttttttt
could be black or he could be whiteeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Various Morphine cds I ordered from amazon that arrived today.
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Much more my tastes - got to love a goth girl
EDIT: Not happy with whom ever messed with my pic, bad form and yuk!
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was late, don't you hate that!
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Rob on a similar note, have you noticed that although Australia is very strong when it comes to team sports and swimming, our atheletics team like England is quite weak.
Maybe it's the convict blood where it was a good talent to have running with a loaf of bread under your arm or being able to throw an apple to your accomplice but take the ball away and we can't seem to run for shit!
Or maybe like in England there is no money in atheletics and hence no-one really gives a!
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You can honestly see Fergie running onto the pictch up to the ref and going
"Leave him alone you bastid! Doon you noo he got fuckin terrretz!"
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Really hasn't chased the fish of to bed - he's just out the back having a jimbo!
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Is just like an artificial sweetner, kind acts all sweet but really is just cancerous!
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Even Wenger and Taggart get it wrong, you don't really want examples like Pennant and Kleberson do you?
Managers just like fans seemed to get sucked into the hype and the false belief that certain players have the talent but they are just missing that little extra that can be coached into them - well JJ's hype really does flatter to deceive but that won't stop him being a fringe England squad player or featured in magazines like 4-4-2 as the next big thing.
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When Rob Lee first arrived at Newcastle he was a right midfielder, the same position he played at Charlton and it was only after a couple of games that KK asked him if he would play in the centre, something Lee says was his greatest career move and he gives Keegan full credit for.
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Mojave 3 - rafter & spoon
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needs a new accent.
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I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been having an affair. The usual signs...Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up.
She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them". I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi?
I picked her mobile up yesterday just to see what time it was and she went beserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.
Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my girlfriend. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her.
I decided I was going to hide behind our car which would give me a view of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of. It was whilst crouched behind the car that I noticed rust around my rear wheel arch.
Should I take it into a body repair shop or should I buy some stuff from Halfords and try to repair it myself?
Back it into another car, right on the spot where the rust is. Then submit an insurance claim to get it fixed, hence your rust problem is solved.
As for your girl friend, just ask her if she's up for a threesome and tell her to invite her new boy over.
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What and you're defending Souness because he's doing a great job???
Face it, blind faith is going to get the club nowhere.
In another thread someone was saying it maybe it's a good thing we aren't in Europe this season, sorry Gemill, but that's bollocks.
Since when it is acceptable to praise mediocrity let alone be content and live with it?
To let something important to you slip away?
Not in my life.
Souness isn't the answer, he's the fucking problem.
Famous Person Above...
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know it would have to be south west if it's coming from me, you doodle!