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sammynb last won the day on December 27 2018

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  1. The OFFICIAL Transfer Rumours Thread 2018 -2019

    Santiago Munez anyone? Looks like Ashley has got himself a discount copy of Goal!
  2. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    Credit where credit is due, strawb called it three years ago.
  3. What are you listening to ?

    New Swervedriver album was released on Friday.
  4. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    For such a prick of a person Ashley is very thin skinned and Onwurah knows it, hence why she's being smart and calling him out in public for the cuntish way he treats NUFC and the fans. Watching the cameras cut to him constant during the Cardiff game you could see the twitch behind the grimace (smile) as the crowd chanted stand up if you hate Mike Ashley. Problem is it's not hitting that raw nerve with him, yeah he doesn't like but he's the sort of cunt that thinks a good night out is a skin full then getting into a barney with your best mate. Exposing his shifty ways and letting him know he'll never be more than a temporary custodian of the club that will only be remembered as a lying twat that fucked things up, will open up the wound a lot more than than calling him cockney.
  5. Salomon Rondon

    As said, Rafa with some backing would have been able to build a brilliant forward line with him in the centre flanked by two quick and incisive strikers. It's a shame he will only be a Newcastle player for a season and Rafa won't be here to build said forward line.
  6. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    Not that it's going to happen but the time to rise up and stab Ashley and croonies in the heart (metaphorically). Protests need to step it up, there's no incoming players that the club needs; Rafa will be gone at the end of the season, if not before now the odious toad Wise is back in Ashley's ear; and it's obvious that again the cunt would rather spend money on his PR machine to spread lies (the clubs going to be sold) and more lies (paying pundits to tell the world how much money he's spent and that Rafa should be grateful) than let the club spend its own money to better the playing staff. How fucking gullible are our fans, it's just rinse and repeat. The prick has already gutted the heart of the club and you can bet he'll be here until there is nothing left but ruins.
  7. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    Where's the face palm emoji when you need it?
  8. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    The guy has lost more in a night at a casino. It's lose change for the cunt. But ewerk is right (and my question was rhetorical because we all know he has none).
  9. Because Son, Tottenham and the South Korean National team had an agreement where Son played and helped SK win the Asian Games last year (and in turn eliminating his National Service obligations) and then wouldn't be called up to the National team until absolutely needed. It's well documented as Tottenham made a big deal about it at the time as Son had just signed a new, better deal and if SK hadn't won the Asian Games Spurs were going to lose him for up to 18 months as he did his national service - in SK men have to have served their time or won a championship of note with the national team by a certain age which Son reaches this year. And if they don't do either it is a gaolable offense. Ki did not have such agreement and he is captain of the national team so he was called into the squad earlier.
  10. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    Ashley really is a moron, to the point where he's prepared to drag his own name through the mud in order to maintain his skinflintery. 3 million pounds is a piss in a lake for him and yet he's willing to go to court to try and recover it, giving wideboy Jimenez the opportunity to publicly release details of fat Mike's stupidity. Where is the man's self respect? What a fucking idiot.
  11. The OFFICIAL Transfer Rumours Thread 2018 -2019

    Fuck off Looney, you don't get to speak for me. No one cares if Davies is a lumberjack, moose fucker. Andrew is just being obtuse. I bought a bargain Rockcase recently for a Jazzmaster/Jaguar if that's what you're asking?
  12. The OFFICIAL Transfer Rumours Thread 2018 -2019

    What's that, about 8-9 million pounds? And it was Bayern a club with a lot more money than Sports Direct NUFC. I rest my case.
  13. The OFFICIAL Transfer Rumours Thread 2018 -2019

    There is no doubt Ashley is a cunt and a tight cunt at that but I can sort understand why they have huge differences in valuation. When, if ever, have you heard of a MLS player costing 25 million? And we all know that if the other clubs which are allegedly in for him, actually rated/wanted him, 25 million is a snip in today's prices. Truth is it is another Ashley ruse, there is no way the club is going to pay that sort of money for a player, let alone one from a 3rd tier league.
  14. The lasting legacy of the fat cunts ownership. Plus a 2nd yellow card for the defender that makes the challenge as their forward throws themselves to the ground around the 65 minute.

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