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sammynb last won the day on December 27 2018

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  1. Rafa Gone

    Definitely and an educated guess would be the fact the club no longer owns the training facilities, Ashley has siphoned them off to a separate company and it's another of the many sticking points for any potential buyer. Just a guess.
  2. Pretty much but with more hallucinations.
  3. Let's be honest, Andrew wwouldn't bother with either. Instead he'd end up pairing up with Eno to form the ultimate prog-ambient band, which would eventually lead to nothing other than the pair sitting around drinking their own piss in the search for that perfect sound.
  4. Bruce Manager of NUFC

    No one will ever be able to pay the cunts price as he doesn't want to sell. It's just a PR lie, like everything else that comes out of the cunts mouth. He's happy to be ripping profits from the club and using it as huge billboard for his shitty sports shop. Only way he'll go is if he goes bankrupt or dies.
  5. Gigs 2019

    Just saw Sam Fender. Good show in a small venue, 200 or so capacity that was sold out and full off 20 something girls and middle aged Geordies. Band was tight and SF has some decent tunes in him, well worth the effort for a Wednesday night.
  6. Joelinton

    See here's another flaw in the cunt of an owner's plan, if you want to maximise on a player's potential sale price you make sure they are in a competitive team, with players around them to make them look even better, the top 6 get it and that's why when they sell a player they get over the top prices for them. No use having 9 Colbacks, Messi and a keeper being coached by Mrs Doubtfire because Messi will look like Perez if he's lucky. The cunt that is Ashley just has got a clue.
  7. Transfer gossip 2019/20

    Just wait until the ginger Pirlo is the third wheel in the centre midfield and Ki is sitting on the bench becuase Geordie Steve doesn't think he's as good as Shelvey and Colback or the cunt of an owner is worried Ki will play enough games to trigger his contract extension..
  8. Bruce Manager of NUFC

    We'd all need to check the calendar to see if it was April 1.
  9. Bruce Manager of NUFC

  10. What are you listening to ?

    Finally got a vinyl copy of the best thing to come out of Sunderland, Leatherface's Mush. This turned up in the post as well. And the show I'm working on at the moment is all about early 80s music, so I've been channelling my my inner Gemmil and that cabbie twat but I can't bring myself to Ah-Ha or Yaz so it's this instead.
  11. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    Chopra is just saying what everyone knows but there is now no excuse for the media to keep pushing Ashley's lie that he wants to sell the club. Everything should be done by NUFC supporters to hound the lying cunt out of the club now.
  12. What are you listening to ?

    Saw The The last year and was quite disappionted. Especially seeing the last time I saw them in 1989 they were amazing. For a man who has been releasing material since 1980ish, Matt Johnson obviously ran out of ideas after Mind Bomb ('89) but that means live you have to endure the other 30 years of crap he's released. For those that like Broadcast and Stereolab, the new Vanishing Twin album sounds good.
  13. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    "And by the way all your shirt sales go through me, I still own the training grounds, we can work out a reasonable lease arrangement and you have to keep my SD signage up for the next 10 years" "Oh and btw it's £470m I need the debt paid back in full immediately.

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