Jonny_nufc

Munich - my review. Drank seven mini bottles of wine Abused one member of staff Reduced four Jews to tears with nasty comments Sneered at all of the other people watching who didn't have a clue what was going on Pissed in the fire escape rather than walk the long way to the toilets

Muslims are wankers tbh

EMOTICON TO YOU NIGGER

WIBBLE SHIN CAT

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Aye, a few times.

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It was good out in town tonight..... they played 'Spirit in the Sky' and everyone was buzzing I joked, ''the spirit of the lord is indeed high in the sky and one day we will meet him... but there are certainly some high spirits here too tonight'' ... and everyone was in hysterics

Went in to work today via the shop (sneaked in 2 mins late ) with a carton of Ocean Spray Cranberry and Orange juice. I said does ''anyone want some?'' Girl who sits to my right said... ''whats wrong with it then?''... I said ''nothing... but it was reduced''... she said '' re-juiced... does that mean it was a bit dry''.... I said ''no silly! it was reduced to 69p '' ... the point being that she thought I said ''re-juiced'' instead of ''reduced'' as if such a word exists ... she didn't have any anyway. I didn't dare ask her if she wanted any dried apricots later on

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Read through all that and bunch of geeks 'tbh'

hahahahahahahahahahhaahhaahhaahhahahahaha Philip fuck off cunt

hahahaahha. GEMMILL AND SKOL ON A BINGE DRINKING SESSION IN GEMMILS BACK GARDEN IN CELEBRATION OF BRITAINS MULTI CULTURAL SOCIETY

BILLY SHOW SMILIES IN POP UP WINDOWS

Zaltan Gera was bullied by Pompeys 657 crew, in response, he told them to buzz off.

Peter piper picked a pinch of pickled roody poo, and then demanded that brian kilclines controlversial hairstyle was brought to his country mansion, and placed beneath the ankle of billie piper's favourite novel ; the hunchback of plymouth argyle reserves.

Plymouth legend - the queen mothers's collection of floppy driives, went to Argos ( in whitley bay) in order to find her long lost african tribal relative - scott sellars.

Tara parma-pessimistic fruit on horseback, travelling to the home of football - john beresfords crib.

ruel fox on a pogo stick trying to impress warren bartons older siibling ; garth crooks.,

an envelope containing 1 bottle of mariah careys ankle residue, 3 tins of dr kenneth noisewaters continous session of internet browsing, and 3 paper clips

The teenage mutant hero insects delivering a crucial message to peter kenyons auntie as part of the 'lets kick crummpets out of football' campaign.

Ricky 'the Hitman' kitchen appliance running about rocky chopra's nana's front lawn shouting " good evening, i enjoy drawing shapes on Microsoft word"

Mrs. C. Cd rack on a money raising expeditiion to eastern europe