[Period pains]

I think they're just faking it to get extra sympathy and some slack for a few days a month. I had a nosebleed that lasted for three hours one time, I didn't cry about it.

[Ameobi eyes World Cup place]

[Active users]

Their isnt many of them either is there? Active users that is...

[Player of the Season, Arsenal (a)]

Parker

 

Boumsong

 

Taylor

[Seattle man dies after sex with horse]

neighhhh wayyyyy

[Name Your Penis...]

Darth Vader the Adorable TrouserSnake

[Embarising]

seen worse ,whats embarrassing about it ?

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Well id be embarised if i was getting my tits out for someone on webcam and my dad walked in.

[Embarising]

 

[Big Brother]

[Total Shambles]

I agree it`s not looking good, particularly up front. I`m not too worried about the back and the midfield, by United standards the back ain`t that bad. The mid-field seems fairly solid. We`re a million miles off the top 4 say, but a similar distance off the bottom 4 also. It looks like a mid-table team to me, I think Lawrenson`s prediction of 8th could be accurate, hopefully there`s some decent football along the way.

[Things you wouldn't hear players say]

ANY PLAYER: A full coherent sentence with out the use of the phrase "you know"

[Things you wouldn't hear players say]

"Look at the tits on that"

 

 

Darren Ambrose

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[Things you wouldn't hear players say]

jonathan woodgate - i'm fit and injury free

[Things you wouldn't hear players say]

michael duberry - sorry i didn't see a thing

[Things you wouldn't hear players say]

MARTIN JOL: "My wife makes me wear a Luke Chadwick mask when we make love"

[Things you wouldn't hear players say]

Alan Shearer : anyone up for a rave

[Things you wouldn't hear players say]

Joey Barton-my family are devout christians and we all steer clear of trouble

[Things you wouldn't hear players say]

el hadj diouf - can't believe i've won sports personality of the year

[Things you wouldn't hear players say]

KEVIN KEEGAN: "Keep it tight today lads"

[Things you wouldn't hear players say]

BERGKAMP: "Can I cash my air miles in please?"

[Things you wouldn't hear players say]

David Beckham:

 

"You're very attractive but unfortunately I'm married.."

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[Things you wouldn't hear players say]

PAUL GASCOIGNE :

 

"I tell you , if you was a bloke I'd knock you out"

 

 

[Things you wouldn't hear players say]

CISSE: "Just a shortback and sides please mate"

[Things you wouldn't hear players say]

ferguson - "send my love to victoria wont you mate!"

[Things you wouldn't hear players say]

Dennis Bergkamp - "business class please"