Jonny_nufc
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2 pakkis leave pakistan for england, they meet 2 years on to see who has become the most english.
first one says "i go to see the england football team ,i drink beer, have a bulldog ,and im a member of the local golf club .
the 2nd one replies to him
fuck off Pakki
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and this from another source over in Oilend. apparently from a cousin of Keane.
Says he was actually sacked by Yernited. A family member contacted the Irish Examiner (formerly known as The Cork Examiner) earlier this morning, to inform them of Yernited's decision to sack Keane. Then as that story was building up.....it emerged that the public face of this would be a united front, i.e. he left by mutual agreement!
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just heard off a reliable source that this is what occurred
ok
that he was stripped of the captaincy this morning...after ferguson back tracked on his support for last weeks outburst (apparantly ferguson has bowed to pressure from above)...
"Keano held up 2 fingers and said, here these are for you"*
and that was that!
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aye it's mint
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I like the sound of the words 'cantankerous' and 'tantamount'. They both have a rich rat-tat-tat sound to them, a concatenatous sound. Now there's another one 'concatenate', just a superb word, a word of great rhythmic significance.
Duke Dandelion was tantamount to cantankerous in his insistance on concatenating the list of groceries into a single processed line.
Fuck off
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Have a look for yourself.
http://www.dialaphone.co.uk/offerdetails.a...de=TMFT402&ID=1
It's ideal for me. I wouldn't really use it through the day, maybe if I'm off work but not to a point where my monthly bill would be twice the figure. Only thing is I'll have a new bastard number....!
D600 here
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Jimmy 'The Sticks' Voltage
get in.
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hahahahahahahahahahhaahhaahhaahhahahahaha
Philip fuck off cunt
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hahahaahha.
GEMMILL AND SKOL ON A BINGE DRINKING SESSION IN GEMMILS BACK GARDEN IN CELEBRATION OF BRITAINS MULTI CULTURAL SOCIETY
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BILLY SHOW SMILIES IN POP UP WINDOWS
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Am gan like, wonder if we sell out.
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It's my fella's birthday in a couple of weeks and mine a few weeks after that, and it's the first time either of us has been in a Proper Relationship when it's been the other person's birthday.
And, surprise surprise, we're both completely clueless about what to get each other.
Trouble is, we talk about DVDs and music and books and stuff all the time, so nothing like that would be a surprise, and we're the kind of people who go out and buy/download what we want when we want it anyway... And we've already said we're going out for a meal, so I can't even wrap that up as some kind of lazy Romantic Gift...
So it's brainstorming time, people.
Any of you lot got any useful tips for pressies - whether normal or somewhat off the beaten track - that have worked for you in the past, or just sound like they might hit the spot? Sorry to be so vague, but, well, I am... 
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Zaltan Gera was bullied by Pompeys 657 crew, in response, he told them to buzz off.
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Peter piper picked a pinch of pickled roody poo, and then demanded that brian kilclines controlversial hairstyle was brought to his country mansion, and placed beneath the ankle of billie piper's favourite novel ; the hunchback of plymouth argyle reserves.
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Plymouth legend - the queen mothers's collection of floppy driives, went to Argos ( in whitley bay) in order to find her long lost african tribal relative - scott sellars.
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Tara parma-pessimistic fruit on horseback, travelling to the home of football - john beresfords crib.
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Jonathan Woodagtes unfortunate series of events going to planet Pluto on a quest to find the queen of pop - barry vennison.
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ruel fox on a pogo stick trying to impress warren bartons older siibling ; garth crooks.,
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an envelope containing 1 bottle of mariah careys ankle residue, 3 tins of dr kenneth noisewaters continous session of internet browsing, and 3 paper clips
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The teenage mutant hero insects delivering a crucial message to peter kenyons auntie as part of the 'lets kick crummpets out of football' campaign.
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Ricky 'the Hitman' kitchen appliance running about rocky chopra's nana's front lawn shouting " good evening, i enjoy drawing shapes on Microsoft word"
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Mrs. C. Cd rack on a money raising expeditiion to eastern europe
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Peter van "hello i am not a cat" on a journey to bolivia
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