trophyshy

Christ that's awful. I had about 2 hours kip, got up and puked blood in the shower. WTF?

Apparently talksport say there will be no announcement tonight Sleep well cocksucker

whyever not?

aye, up here.

He was clearly the right kind of guy to mediate between us lot, the mongs, The Keegan and The Kashley. Lets haul him back up North!

The Keegan. I like it.

Good morning all.

Fuck knows. It's longer than the 'Bizarre' thread but with about a twentieth of the views. Its got me wondering like, considering theres over 1600 posts it would seem logical that the author of each of those posts had to view the board twice, ie once prior to posting and once when it refreshes, that would only leave 100 views for everyone else????????? Clocked it tbh

It goes back to my.... Stevie, Glen, GafferTape, Mr Lahey, Ketsbaia, OzToonFan, trophyshy, ewerk, zico martin, ChezGiven, ElmptGeordie, Happy Face, IceMag ....theory I reckon. rightio then, that's that cleared up everyone.

is everyone fucking ignoring me or is it old news that KK has not resigned?

okay I am paying attention to the radio now....here's the crack from the beeb... Keegan been on long phone call to Richard Bevan chief exec of league managers association. KK will be communicating with club over next few days to resolve number of issues, he HAS NOT resigned.

not being an arse, but how the fuck would they know? It was someone in the PFA (I think, was watching something else tbh) who is a close friend of Keegan and has had a very long conversation with him, the fans mean everything to him, there is a lot to sort out at the club, blah blah....they were VERY adamant about it. sure it'll come out soon. ridicule is nothing to be scared of. EDITED for credibility

just on 5 live, has definitely not resigned

Keegan does NOT swear.

The party aint over yet, someone will have to roll over and lay down. The Status Quo is too far gone, but who will be breaking away? Oh, what a night but I'm giving up my worryin. Christ I picked the wrong week to give up booze.

Apparently Marco van Basten has spent all day there chairing the crisis talks and has said he's prepared to stay as long as it takes to get the problem sorted. Top bloke.

I wonder if we'll ever be run by a slender man again?

I think he's far more likely to have walked, but SSN have been reporting all afternoon that he has been sacked. All i've read reported is that 'he has left newcastle'. I've got Setanta on stream and they arent saying he is sacked or resigned. Neither are anyone else. Maybe he's just gone to do a spot of ice climbing during the international break?

Seriously if you were in a pub and a 15 year old started trying talking to you about the toon, you'd just think aye pipe down a bit son eh he's some crisps. So I reckon this should be an 18 and overs board. Ever tried anger management? It will do you some good, "son". It is funny how you mention food in every other post. You probably resemble Freddy, Allardyce and Ashley . I see you baby, nicking my gags, nicking my gags.

nope. £3.5 mill in January. Everton.

Fuck it, I reckon his whole family and all their friends should get both barrels as well. They'll probably neck them off in 10 seconds, in front of devout muslim stormtroopers, on top of Mecca and still be laughing at us all.

This is all very upsetting. doubly so because I am (3 days) on the wagon as I have been a bit concerned about my drinking habits. I now have to go the the pub with work colleagues and listen to their tripe while supping an orange juice. Thanks Ashley, you Mother of all False Dawns.