[the next 10,000 caption competitions]

"The 'Miss Aberdeen' contestants celebrated long into the night."

[Burra]

Fucking cunts.

[Burra]

Fucks sake, still 8 minutes to go anarl.

[Burra]

Bastards.

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

Might just listen to the rest of this on Century, hear Slaven squirm.

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I hoyed it on, they're a couple of seconds ahead of the telly, heard Maccarone score before I saw it.

[DJs that talk alot / DJs that Dont]

"My name's Ray Von, so let's ra-ra-rave on!!"

[Owen]

Anyway, Brum match is sold out, so you'll no doubt be tired after you tried to get a ticket.

[Zidane to quit football after WC]

Didn't Fergie laugh at the Bordeaux manager or scout who told him he'd be the best player in the world one day and could have had him for about 2 million?

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Think it might have Cantona who told Fergie about him.

[Villarreal V Arsenal]

If UEFA really want to eradicate diving, then that is the EXACT situation where they need to intervene after the match. Ditch Riquelme with a 3 match ban.

 

Will they fuck

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Was it Riquelme that won the penalty like?

[Villarreal V Arsenal]

Chuffed for them.

[Villarreal V Arsenal]

Get in.

[Villarreal V Arsenal]

Fucking shite that like.

[ITV Champions League coverage]

David Pleat's inane wittering annoys me no end.

 

"larst"

[IT'S ROEDER!]

The latest news from N-O is that he'll get us relegated next season.  Has this been confirmed anywhere?

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To be fair to them, he's not Hitzfeld, therefore he shouldn't be allowed to be manager.

 

Expect to see www.roederoutofthetoon.com setup soon.

[I know I really shouldn't...]

What are you waiting for people? Let's show some love!

 

Nous vous aimons charlie!

[England manager confirmed]

Seen that knocking around a few boards now, good mock-up like.

[Chelsea vs Liverpool]

We might get mentioned on the end credits, if we're lucky.

[Chelsea vs Liverpool]

Risse just put Liverpool ahead, was never a free-kick though.

[What are you listening to ?]

Graham Coxon - You & I

[Operation Good Guys]

I sort of remember seeing the one where the officers had to dress up as black people, gays and that. Was good like.

 

The one where the queen visits was class aswell.

[Birmingham Vs Blackburn thread]

Could have done with Villa getting a result last night aswell, Wigan are level on points with us now.

[David Brent soundboard]

I reckon the cringworthy aspect of the office is the "Britishness" Alex alluded to.

 

The Office was the master of this, and Brent in particular. You can barely watch these bits out the corner of your eye, he's so embarassing:

The Dance

Pissed at nightclub (how real was that?)

The motivational speech

"Sacking" Dawn as a joke

Getting sacked and begging for his job

The talking telephone

The Corrs etc.....

 

Brilliant stuff. Oh and the dates on the christmas episode (including the blind date) are worth mentioning.

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Him and finchy at the quiz night was proper cringewrothy, especially when they "won" after Finchy threw Tim's shoe over the building.

[Lidl's]

 

Ah, Eireann go brea, my heart aches.

 

The French aren't that different in that regard.

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Aye but the Dubs do it in their own special way.

 

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"Careful now"

[Club Statement]

Right, I've found it. This is a mini profile of Alan Shearer in the programme:

 

'A career total of more than 400 goals... including 130 for Blackburn where he won his only major medal.'

 

Seems pretty tame to me, I'm sure FFS should have better things to do!

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Pathetic that like.

[What are you listening to ?]

Foo Fighters - Exhausted

[Half hour to go....]

Spurs Manure? 

 

Bet it's Chelsea next.

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Most likely.

 

Still trying to build up this alleged title race.

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well it looks like they might mention us at the end

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Was hardly comprehensive either.