How do you make a young girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock on her teddybear
What do you call a Welshman with a sheep over both shoulders?
A Pimp.
What do you call a sheep with a runny nose?
Full.
Whats the best thing about an eight year old girl?
Turn her round shes an eight year old boy.
Whats dangerous and eats nuts?
Syphilis.
Whats the difference between a clit and a mobile phone?
Nothing, every cunts got one.
How do you get a gay, to fuck a women?
Shit in her cunt.