Ken
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Weez gannon win the lig like!
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9 minutes ago, Gemmill said:
He lives in NZ, Ken.
Trust me.
They both can be easily mistaken. They are both supposedly a part of Australia but both are reportedly pantsy states.
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14 hours ago, RobinRobin said:
I am sorry but your gifs that you usually do with regularity at an informal time to our Newcastle natives has no meaning on this occasion.
I do speak of Australia's plight. And you living in Perth has no meaning to this subject given you are English and so far away from the important things here.
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22 minutes ago, sammynb said:
The fucking worst, they will be lucky to get a point. Arnold's tactic of hang out for a draw and win it on penalties won't work in the group stage, useless cunt he is.
Aussie soccer is going to shit, there's no doubt about it. I'd be blaming those that came in and promised we'd copy the Netherlands' blueprint from grassroots to the top. I would also blame those who came in and started the new national comp. Id also blame those who decided to charge a fortune for kids to participate. There is a lot wrong.
You should enjoy this one because I don't think we'll be participating in too many more going forward.
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19 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:
I think we’re only a Paquetta or a Christian Eriksen away from a very good midfield. Bruno, big brilliant Joe 7 + a new playmaker as first choice with Shelvey, Willock and Longstaff as our reserves is canny enough.
We will get the players that are required under Howe. I had faith in him from the beginning it will follow through with me.
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42 minutes ago, Howay said:
He also very regularly says both things “Paqueta 100% happening” “Paqueta 100% not happening”, then he will delete the one that turns out wrong, and retweet the one that was right, he also tweets ambiguous things like “big progress on targets mentioned here today”. I will say some of the things he mentions align with things I sometimes here (in my role as least arsed itk ever) but they could also be public knowledge.
He is a dickhead looking for twitter likes and idiots to follow him.
I did quote this no-nothing in January because he was a joke and he was a laugh particularly because Wykiki had a man crush on him and took his word for gospel
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On 15/05/2022 at 22:05, Alex said:
Obviously better known for his ODI exploits but 25 tests is not to be sniffed at considering the level that Australian test side were at. He was born in England and I think one of his parents was from the Caribbean. But he was adopted as a baby and lived virtually all his life in Oz. I think the only talk about him playing for England was when he played for Gloucestershire and the press found out he’d been born here. But I think that’s all it ever was, i.e. paper talk in the UK
Test average of 40. Never lost a WC game and he played in 2.
It looks like he tried to avoid an animal on the road the caused his car to flip.
Always loved him commentating on our BBL league. It isn't good but his personality and knowledge made it interesting.
Asked for a pay cut from his TV duties so that he could go fishing more.
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His two blueys (blue cattle dogs) were with him when he died. They wouldn't let first responders get to him to assist.
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37 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:
Wasn’t there a bit of a carry on when he almost signed up to play for England? 🤔 sad news RIP
He was born in England, so yeah, he could have played for your lot.
But he was as Aussie as an Aussie can be. It was never going to happen.
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It has been such a shocking last couple of months for Australian cricket fans. Both Warnie and Roy are part of my generation as a fan and ofcourse they are part of the greatest generation that they have played in.
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RIP Roy
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Just now, wykikitoon said:
Why do most places there rhyme with cock? Or poontang?
Can you ask your mate Sean Casey?
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No smell. No incident.
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3 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:
“ OH MY GOD, SHE’S GOT A COCK! JEESUS!”No she drenches the sheets everytime I go Iin for her. Yes I am good Fisty.
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When I first went there 7 years ago I asked my lasses cousin to go by bintang.
He came back with these cans of non alcoholic bintang cans which I demanded he take back and get a refund
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22 hours ago, Alex said:
Ken on a deadly cocktail of Bintang and 2Live Crew
Bintangs are hard to find on Lombok. You need to be in the know otherwise consider going there a spiritual experience
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On 24/04/2022 at 20:09, Monkeys Fist said:
Takes time to buy a wife, aye.
My lass bought me
Well no she didn't but she happened to own a house and land in Lombok. The house needed a bit of renovating though.
My life moving forward involves spending the warmer months in Sydney and the colder months in Lombok and Gili.
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On 26/03/2022 at 18:13, Diego21 said:
I've been very busy lately and I spend very little time at home, but I haven't forgotten you.
I am the same. I have been in Lombok for a month. Always watching bro
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5 hours ago, Alex said:
Understandable, Fish never mentions his lass
The bloke obviously thinks he's important and he thinks people are out to get him
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Hilarious. Never knew Fish was married let alone his bride's name is Holly. Sorry mate. You must have been feeling a little uncomfortable
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@Fish I was not referring to your wife. I was referring to Steve Wraith's mate on Twitter.
I agree time to move on
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On 14/03/2022 at 21:05, The Fish said:
flat living embryo? Did that make sense before it was forced through the bathtub of gin, wine, hooch and regret that is your 'mind'.
I do have a podcast. Bringing up my wife's name is an odd choice, but I'll put it down to yet another night with one hand wrapped round a 'tinny' and the other desperately trying to coax a reaction from your atrophied cock.
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6 hours ago, The Fish said:
Listen up wino, I can be accused of many things, being a Silent Bob is not one of them. I have a better understanding of the modern game than some pissed up Cricket Fan from the antipodes. Just because I have the wherewithall to use terms that have come to prominence after your last day of sobriety in 1996, doesn't mean you have any grounds to claim any kind of superiority. It just means my understanding of the game uses a broader vocabulary than yours.
I act like a know it all, because I'm a know it all. With or without stats.
Mind, here's a stat for you, your blood alcohol level is around 47%, 6 days out of 7, which gives you this drastically inflated sense of self confidence.
Now, go dry out.
Listen you flat living embryo. Your chin quivers whenever somebody questions you. And your responses are meaningless and boring and people don't care .
Do you have a pod cast?
Is Holly your number one fan?
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As long as they are not football related Tiger 😉
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Eddie Howe + Gemmill's Gleaming Glee Club vs. Ted Lasso's Dirty Leeds
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We are not playing well at all. Can't play total football every game.
Leeds are toothless though. I will be happy with a 1-0 win with Wilson coming on in the 2nd halh