Jay Jay Sea
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Ditto, I will be there. Seen them a few times and they are canny. Not as good as Benwell Floyd like.
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PAIR OF THEM ARE FUCKING KNOBS IF THE TRUTH WAS KNOWN. ONE'S A KID WHO HAS IDEAS WAY ABOVE HIS STATION I.E. HE THINKS SUPERB OUT ON THE WING AND THE OTHER IS A WHITE AMEOBI. FFS.....THIS IS NUFC AND THIS IS THE BEST WE CAN MUSTER UP?........ZOG AND CARROLL.....I'D RATHER HAVE NEITHER OF THEM AT THE CLUB.......CARROLL IS A FUCKING KNOB.......EVEN IF HE IS A GEORDIE........WOULD HAVE THOUGHT IT WAS AT LEAST HALF COOL IF HE WAS AT LEAST A HALF DECENT STRIKER BUT HE'S GOTTA BITOF FORM ALREADY HASN'T HE FOR BEING A KNOB.
Fuck....mind so do I so maybe I should lay off a little.
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PAIR OF THEM ARE FUCKING KNOBS IF THE TRUTH WAS KNOWN. ONE'S A KID WHO HAS IDEAS WAY ABOVE HIS STATION I.E. HE THINKS SUPERB OUT ON THE WING AND THE OTHER IS A WHITE AMEOBI. FFS.....THIS IS NUFC AND THIS IS THE BEST WE CAN MUSTER UP?........ZOG AND CARROLL.....I'D RATHER HAVE NEITHER OF THEM AT THE CLUB.......CARROLL IS A FUCKING KNOB.......EVEN IF HE IS A GEORDIE........WOULD HAVE THOUGHT IT WAS AT LEAST HALF COOL IF HE WAS AT LEAST A HALF DECENT STRIKER BUT HE'S GOTTA BITOF FORM ALREADY HASN'T HE FOR BEING A KNOB.
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Fckin N-O banned me. Maybe till I sober up. So I'm off to bed. Daft cunts leave comments below....
I'll address them in t' mornin and after I've listened to Pachelbel's Canon in D Major. Anyone who has not heard this tune or who has and does not feel a tear, after a skinfull, and still calls himself a man wants to have a word. Anyway, I'm a billy oneposter per 8 months so fuck off.
To be fair? That's Peter Beardsley talk you sexy beast.
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The only movie I watched, courtesy of Parkster's recommendation, was Asian Boys Fuck Ass. It was goof Parkster, didn't appreciate the German subtitles and neither did your cameo role go down to well either (well amongst my fellow mates (who are mainly lovers of the old cock)). Still, you are a sexy beast and still got a canny big cock. 9" you bastard. Loved the cum scenes and the bloody arses (just as you said they would be) and the scene with the old grandads rimming each other was sweet. Cheers me old chap. Remember, I couldn't care about Postage/Package, so keep sending them chap. No under 18's though you kinky bugger.
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Fckin N-O banned me. Maybe till I sober up. So I'm off to bed. Daft cunts leave comments below....
I'll address them in t' mornin and after I've listened to Pachelbel's Canon in D Major. Anyone who has not heard this tune or who has and does not feel a tear, after a skinfull, and still calls himself a man wants to have a word. Anyway, I'm a billy oneposter per 8 months so fuck off.
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Justin Fashanu.....
Would love a triple header with Justin and Billie Whitehurst.
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Backwards.
Forward thinking.
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Now, following on from my Pork sord thread the saga is still on going.
I met her mum last night for a chat and some stuff. Anyways I mentioned about this lad texting my gfriend asking for sex when he was drunk. Her mum said
"Well apparently thats what hes like"
Does that give him the right to be texting my gfriend that though?
I would have stalked and killed him and his extended family by now you fucking lightweight.
Parky's response. Also, don't you think you are being slightly hypocritical here? Chatting to your birds Ma is fine but come on now chap, 'and some stuff'? Been fucking ya birds Ma behind her back? Getting double portion you greedy little fucking cheating bastard. Have a wrod with yourself chap before taking the moral high ground about this chap texting. Pig. -
They've been really struggling, they owe us £15k!
Whats the fire damage? Is there a link anywhere?
Eh? What? With all due respect, have you been living under a rock chap? There were 43 people killed and they are still recovering bodies I'm led to believe. Death toll expected to reach 70. I'm off to do my bit and help look for the missing people. Few freebie crispy pancakes in it for the volunteers no doubt. Cheap skates.
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Marvellous. I live just off the Findus roundabout. I never tire of the smell of crispy pancakes and fish fingers. Then I walk into the home to be greeted by the smell of mackrel as the lazy slag has been watching tv all day.
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I'm aggrieved that Ashley 'reportedly' lost £130 million last year through gambling when 1/2 of that cash or even a 1/4, no fuck it a 1/6 or even a 1/7 could have seen him at least 'try' and buy our way out of trouble via this transfer window with some of his cash. The big oafy galute.
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Trying to punch a guy 3 times for calling you a cock sucker is fucking stupid tbf.
He was a dirty fuckin bastard. I'd skin him over and over. Big hard ginger cunt eh? "..."I FUCKIN DEE" with wild eyes and he would've laced me , but for me writing stuff like, "I even lost my wife because of my love for NUFC", what a legend, what a top toon fan, getting divorced for his love of the toon, living legend, we bow down before you.
Total quality, no messing, no bullshit type of response
. No punches pulled in that lot. I can't get the image of this Barrett fella, from the way Stevie has described him, as being a cross between David Banner, Charles Manson & a pretty shit Mike Tyson 
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All of this sh*t wouldn't seem so bad if this make believe scenario that Kinnear or/and Ashley dreamt up, focused on a player that was even half decent. Fact is, Ferguson is a crock of sh*t, a total crock of fcking sh*t. Surely it would be better to make up a load of bollocks about us enquiring about Ronaldo's availability or even George Riley or Frank Pingel for that matter......Fcking clowns.
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I too would be disgusted if we signed this Kenny fella. £5million? Fckn hell. He'll be worth less than £1million after one season. If was any good then he wouldn't be at Sheff U for 5 seasons or whatever, he'd have been snapped up. Paper talk, nothing else (i hope).
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there's only about 40 people in the whole building, normally about 200.
no hope to contact with any other people, no hope of making any significant progress but here we are.
might have a liquid lunch and go home early. no-one will care.
anyone fancy it?
Seems to me chap that a liquid lunch is the only viable option. Even that option is less appealing now than at any other time in the calendar year. Feels like I have been drinking none stop. Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, Boxing Day, Saturday afternoon/night, Sunday (12-10) and yesterday (after work, 4-9, hair of the dog to get over hangover). Today I have a cold, so Jack Daniel's would seem like a good choice. The 1st drink is always the toughest I think. That's it, sold, I'm fckin off at 12 bells
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Day 2 of being in the office and it's dead and again there's not a soul in. Proper boring. No birds to have a bit of craic with, in fact, no blokes either. Not even the office cleaner lurking around the toilets which is unusual. I think i've dropped a clanger coming in today. What a waste of a fcking life. There should be a room that one get get some sleep in or something. When it gets this quiet, a chap starts to gaze out of the window and evil thoughts of masturbation begin to filter through causing a slight uncomfortableness around the y-front region. It's so very gray outdoors I see. I reckon loads of people who are off today are probably in their nice warm pit, with their partner, fcking like wild monkeys. Or alternativley, some wild man is round my house right now fcking my missus whilst i'm here wasting away another day of my life.
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no bonus here. government fat cats award themselves top dollar but those on the coal face get nowt but an e-mail thanking us for all of our hard work but lets make sure we work even harder 2009. fckn facists
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Can anyone go this this event?
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I used to post this shit on N-O, starting threads stating that I'd love to fucking kick off at work, smash the office up, hurl monitors off the 2nd floor into the atria and stuff. Posters given me shit for being a bit weird. What a buzz. Everday I feel like that. Seeing this bloke makes me feel good. The lucky bastard. Lucky, lucky bastard. Would have loved him to have taken a few heads clean of though with that axe. Interfering cunts. Chop the fuckers up. No half measures.
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Music teacher at Longbenton High (circa 1988 - 1993) who went by the name of ERIK GASSNER. Fucking German cunt. Proper speccy 19stone 10lbs 8oz of fat nazi cock-eyed German aggression and hatred. If you were a latent homosexual then you were never picked on. Being straight, this fat cunt would stand over the top of you and expect you to be able to play Stauss or whatever after the first attempt and if you hit one wrong note he'd fucking whack your fingers with a solid wooden ruler. What a fucking bully boy nazi cunt. Anyway he's dead now. Blew his own head clean off when exposed as a right-wing extremist. I was scared shitless of him. Canny kisser thought.
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There's loads of these symptoms flying around. I've just necked some Imodium. I've never puked in about 10 years but last night I was puking and shiting and nose was running big time. Started at 3 a.m. ending at about 5.30 a.m.
My guts are aching right now and head is telling me to get a chinese but stomach saying no thanks. Arse feels like it's been packed with barbed-wire.
I've slept for hours today as well.
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Gonna go with me in September Jay Jay and pick some mushies?
Yeah fella but only on the condition that you stop wearing slip-ons and wearing fucking ill-fitting tracksuit bottoms.
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Jill
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Happy Birthday Jilliano.All the best people are born on the 24th
Are you 100% certain about that Cat? You may rue the day you ever made that statement.
Reg Gutteridge
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RIP Reg. Bloody good commentator. That's him and David Vine. Not many good commentators left.