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  1. She doessn't ahve to be whiter than white though. There another 20-30 of her grade who he has worked with who could have helped. She was not obliged to help. That's the point. She just 'knows' him through work they did together years ago so he approached her as a 'friend'. It's all bull-shit as far as i'm concerned.
  2. The guy she's 'helped' doesn't even work in the same organisation. It would have been easy to say no. She was not 'obliged' to help him. He doesn't has hasn't worked for her. She should ahve f*cked him off there and then.
  3. Appreciate genuine thoughts from folks. Here's the scenario. Your in a relationship and it's been going well for about a year, maybe longer. You work in the same dept as your partner who is of a senior grade. You have been invited for interview for the same grade (on promotion). Now, competion is fierce. There were 196 applicants for 6 jobs across 4 regions so there might only be 1 or 2 posts in Newcastle. The shortlist of candidates of which i am one is 30 in total but you understand that your real competion is working in the same room/dept as you but that's not a problem. Here's t
  4. I have to admit, about 18 months ago i was completely oblivious to what 'depression' actually was, what it meant for people who had depression, that it was a real illness that severly affected, not just the life of the person suffering, but the life of loved-ones, family and friends and those around the sufferer. That was until my Dad was diagnosed with 'clinical depression'. It seemed he'd been depressed for years but that it had worsened for no specific reason. My Dad's recently remarried (about 5 years ago), has a great house/car, great wife, his kids are great and so too are his grand-ki
  5. Ajax, who's the fucker in your avatar? Been fucking me off for fair amount of time now. To the extent that i should know but don't and when you post, i feel like smashing the house up. Frustrated.
  6. What's brown and sticky? A stick. A stick that i've used just f*cking used to bluedgeon my Dad to death with for touching me for the past 37 years. Someone phone the police. He's not breathing. Sorry Mam but he deserved it. Come and visit me in prison where i'll most likely spend my time get repreatidly gang-raped by some massive eastern-Europeans. Don't ask me to sit down or take a seat.
  7. Dad: 'Come on son we're going to a chicken farm today Boy: Why? Dad: So you can get your filth fowl cock out you littel c*nt.
  8. Son: Dad, why is my name Lloyd? Dad: Because you're mongoloid
  9. Right, i've been in a situation, i'm seperated, girl i met is nice.....been serious for 2 years......all is good......but...her daughter is fucking mental. I'd rather the Excorcist kid than this one. She's known me for 2 years and she's a fckn ****. Ill disciplined fuckin shit. She's 9. Her fathaz a cunt. Shud i fuck off. I have a bairn, she's same age, an angel, well brought up, a diamond. Fucked basically?
  10. Tell her that you're a hermosexual but you'll compormise if she accepts being the man with guarentee of hard-core anal from heronin, on tap, on demand, ass-to-mouth, to compensate.
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    Basically, chap, it's bollocks about managing teams, leadership on decisions, accoutability, managing risk, etc, etc. If the competece was tailored more towards sucking-off fat sweaty-hairy-arsed gadgies in the bogs at lunch-time, for nowt, i'd have no problem getting something down on paper but as it is, i'm struggling.
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    This post bears no relevance to the title of the thread but i'm working on a competency based job application and there's one competence 'Leads from the front' that has got me fucking absolutely pummelled 110%. Spent too long on the form i think. Got some good examples but i've reached saturation point like a just wanna cut and paste from some other dweebs cv and can't see a 'model' answer on t'inter. Fuck it.
  13. If Dylan has a good voice he'd be f*cking shit. Positively 4th Street is where it's at.
  14. Why not just rape her, that'll give her something real to be miserable about. Alternatively, take her out for the evening, you know the deal, have a meal and a few drinks....lure her into a false sense of security, prey on her vulnerability, make her feel happy, get her back to yours, get the wine out, tell her your going to the kitchen to get a cork-screw, come back and when she's turned away, thrust a 12" bread-knife into the side of her neck.
  15. Does your place of employment have a swearword filter or have you just worn out your the * on your keyboard? Not sure...but why don't you suck my fucking cock you faggot knob sucking prick of a cunting nonce?
  16. What would Charles Bukowski do in this position? He wouldN'T f*ck about dithering, fighting with his conscience, worried about the betrayal of his f*cking wife. No sir. He'd be in there, anal, no straight sex sh*t either and I'd therefore recommend that you do the same, stop f*cking with time, just do it. Your missus could well be f*cking about behind your back man and even if she's not, so f*ck, get amongst this bird, even up the score, 1-1, and if ya missus is a loyal faithful woman, look on the bright-side, you've just made it 2-0 in your favour. Get the f*ck in.
  17. Its a very very strange atmosphere today, very quiet and not much football chat going round at all. As you say thats how Rocky was, loved Sunderland but would happily talk about the pros and cons of Newcastle (generally through a mouthful of Pastie like) Still no word on the cause, seemingly theres a post mortem tomorrow. Yeah PP, post mortem tomorrow. Must admit, it's an almost surreal experiece to be able to glance over to his desk and only see his SAFC mug sitting on his table. I've never known it to be this peaceful (everything Rocky wasn't in the nicest possible way) in years.
  18. I'm in the office today where Rocky worked, less than 15 yards from where he used to sit and the atmosphere is very sombre. Monday mornings were never like this with Rocky around, he's be up and down the floorplate saying how terrible Sunderland were at the weekend but he'd also be bigging up NUFC our chances against QPR tonight. That was Rocky. Always something he'd be getting himself and others excited about. RIP chap.
  19. If I'm not mistaken, the chap in the picture (at the top of this post) is none other than PC David Rathband, at the starting line, waiting for the starters pistol to be fired at the London Marathon.
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  21. What use is that ring gonna be if she f*cks you off for burning your tea one night and you bray her with a claw-hammer and she laid out, stone-cold dead? What use is that ring gonna be then? Think about it man?
  22. Divorced and skint by any chance Nah, I'm just a God-damn f*cking homosexual cleaner, struggling to make ends meet, a one that loves blokes c*cks and rings (not even a ring-piece worth 12 months wage would come close either (though i guess i would to it (come) the ring that is))).
  23. Only a f*cking pr*ck would go above more than a months wage. What does it prove? F*ck all and the hoare will just f*ck you up in the divorce courts eventually and you'll be wishing that money back or that you hadn't spent it on her in the first place. If you have that kind of money to spend then you are a lunatic (unless you are a cleaner on less than the minimum wage and works less than 3 hours per week in which case yeah, go for it).
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