Zathras

Really shouldn't be feeling as nervous as this up a goal and a man at home.

What are you doing Bruno?

Waste

FWIW, the USA commentators have said there's no controversy.

Let's not fuck this up, now, eh? Be so very Newcastle to end up losing this match.

Take that ya dutch cnut

Yussssssssss

Just about any titties are good, tbh.

You have no idea how much I'm actually looking forward to that trip. Many of my best memories are of winters spent in Stocksfield in front of a coal fire watching Billy Connolly stand up. Half Indian, half Polish/German/Scottish/Irish genes. "Hairy" is an understatement. Aye, I'm an ungrateful cunt too. At least I'm self aware.

I'd have taken a 0-1 before kickoff if offered, tbh. Wouldn't have been surprised to have lost 3-0. Then again, I'm a cynical depressed twat, so there's that.

86% accurate passes according to Fotmob (though only ~380 passes to Man City's 600+)

Five minutes seems light.

Only the second match of the season. It'll come.

I rarely dislike players enough to want to see them hurt, but I kind of hope Grealish breaks a leg at some point this season

Aye, but for us, I'm shocked it wasn't a red.

Welp, that'll be a red

JFC

Damn. Stinks that that's the way it is now, but I suppose it's what happens when the team is going well. Since it's a once every decade or two trip, I might have to fork out the big money for it, but sitting in corporate hospitality seems like a waste of a trip. It's the atmosphere that matters. Is there no secondary market for (criminally inflated) tickets?

I'm gonna be in the UK for the first time in 20 years this November. Three days in London and three in Stocksfield. What should we make sure we don't miss in the the Northeast?

Gonna be in the UK for the first time in twenty years this November. My kids desperately want to see a match at SJP. What's the best way to go about trying to get three tickets to the Chelsea match on 25 November?

Vastly overrated. And I'm an American FFS

What the hell has happened to Almiron?

Schar is hurt. Let's put the champions league qualification away tonight so we don't have to play him against Chelsea

This is totally going to end 0-1. And as frustrated as I will be by that, so long as it means Everton go down and we still get 4th, I'll be okay with it. Would take a scoreless draw at this point.