Zathras

Aw shit. I'm out of fingernails and am gnawing my knuckles!

Lascelle's ass is part of the pitch.

Got the ball, ref!

Fuck me that was dizzying. That 17 year old kid is class.

Fuck me that 17 year old kid is good He's Portuguese!

If we can weather the next flurry, that could be a splash of cold water to keep us awake

Fartnuggets

WSDFOSFE :UNHOBHOPIBIONWNIOTE*WH TPTVIO:SNOIO:NSION:NIOHIO:GIO:HIOS HO:I:HIO:IOGI OIO:F (EAR W!!!!!!!

He took a swing at him!

WTF Bruno. Lucky that's not a red.

FUCKIN GETTIT

How the fuck was that not 2-0??

MIGGGGGGGGGGYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYMIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY

So unlucky for Anderson

What a touch from Isak. And what a shit call from the AR

GET THE FUCK IN

It's called a reverse jinx, you ass. As a fan of Minnesota sports, it's the only thing I've got.

Six minutes. We'll lose this on penalties.

Here come the reinforcements

To ensure we can hold it against these? Might want 8.

GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL

A shot! We had a shot!

Hell's Bells

Phew. That was a lot less comfortable than it should have been.