DanTheMan
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Poor technique there from Jones.
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Sometimes, I can be too hyperactive and excitable
And I move about and gesticulate too much.
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Australia finished their innings this morning, but as Australia's score was more than 200 behind England, England have the right to make Australia bat again.
And they've done it.
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Queuing for a train ticket
what a cunt this is. trains going in 3 miniutes. one fucking ticket desk open. taken up by some old cunt who is either a) enquiring about the possibility of travelling some where later in the year, maybe
booking a ticket in advance (why didnt i think of that smarmy organised cunts!) c) paying for a ticket with a credit card, which the gormless cunt behind the desk doesnt have a clue how to process. Every time you go the price has gone up, service gone down. If it wasnt for the fact that nearly every fucking train is late any way, i would never catch the bone rattling cunt! 
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Was talking about myself you daft bassa.
Although if the cap fits..... 
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Would they take too kindly to a bairn in the Union Rooms?
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Where is the Union Rooms out of interest?
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Pink lane? isn't that the gay district?
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Seb Coe:
Uppity posh cunt. Once told by a Policeman he would have to use the main entrance to the House of Commons, rather than the side entrance which was closed to all.
"Do you know who I am?" Asked Coe. "No." came the reply.
On being told the copper said "Good. You'll be able to run round the front all the quicker then, won't you?"
That's mint if true.
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Emma Watson - Harry Potter jailbait girl For not being legal yet. Hellfire woman, will you hurry up and turn 16 so I can have a guilt free wank about you.
Was that Jimbo?
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Not to bad nowadays but used to be terrible:
Once put the handbrake on the car whilst turning a corner at speed - I wasn't driving
Kicked the windscreen out the same night - from the inside, had to replace it nextday
Several interior doors
Portable TV across the bedroom
Once stuck a garden hoa in the cheek of my brothers arse, the head came off
I then lashed him across the back until the shank broke - older brother, we still speak
Also gave him a nasty lump on his head with a 12inch pasting brush - seperate occasion
Once put my foot through the wall of the kitchen into the bedroom nextdoor whilst she was in bed - Kitchen was a mess
Shot a lad who used to live across the road right between the eyes with a ballbearing for spitting on my brother - Same lads dead now but it wasn't that what killed him
But my favourite has to be once when i was arguing with her, in temper i scrubbed her face with a piece of buttered bread.
I would just like to add to this that all this happened many moons ago when i was young and daft and deeply regret the majority of them, but I'm alright now - honest
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Probably not the best idea for me to say 'on now' when the closing credits are rolling mind.
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On now. BBC2.
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If I did I'd be down the pub mate, instead of spending my evening on a message board
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The cool one with the skull and cross bones on the T-shirt in the Bash Street Kids.
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Don't worry, I'm still here
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Alan Partidge, The Office and the early episodes of The Simpsons for me.
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I think the skin looks alright actually
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Cash In the Attic is alright actually.
Daytime Tv does get a bit shite after a while though.
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That midnight mass story about the priest knocking over the wine was quality.
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Me too, I love Eugene, what a legend. His favourite programme is Look Around You as well which cranks him up a notch in the legend stakes.
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Bloody hell, what a shite thread
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It appears to be a bit of a new cult thing apparently to say 'Not to worry, sister can clear that up' after spilling something like Eugene from BB.
Also, amalgamating words like he is seems to be in fashion.
where are the Great Unwashed?
in Newcastle Forum
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They are even more depressed than us at the moment. They are seriously talking about not beating their 19 points this season.