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    Blokes - if you had to shag one bloke from history

    in Gold Section

    Posted

    Who would it be?  :rolleyes:

     

    Saw this asked of Frank Skinner in an interview and he picked Muhammad Ali circa '64 or early Elvis - if you're gonna have to do it may as well make it a legend. <_<

     

    Haway then.  Who's brave enough to answer?  ;)   And who's the soft shites who'll just go "Eurgh that's sick.  You must be bent" whilst mentally drawing up a list.

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    Are you for real? I reckon all that homo-accountancy bollocks has gone to your head! :icon_lol:

     

    Gemmill's getting a new badge - a nice pink one! :angry:

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    Admit it. There's nowt you'd like better than to be fisted by Jenson Button in a shellsuit, Formula 1 boy. :P

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    Fuck off bean counter! :blush:

     

    ;)

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    "Go on Jenson. Accelerate through me chicane". :angry:

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    Bet there'd be nee time for a pit stop either.

    Blokes - if you had to shag one bloke from history

    in Gold Section

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    That's a tricky one that.

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    Dan, there's a way to answer this question, and that's not it. :icon_lol:

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    Probably Shakespeare. Would nice to have a sonnett written about me. :blush:

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    Dan, let me get this right. First you want him to shag you. Then you want him to write a poem about it for posterity. :P

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    Whey, at least I'd be remembered. :rolleyes:

    Friday Night

    in General Chat

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    Well, I fear it's work for me ... well, unless someone is ringing me for having a pint of course... * staring desperately on the mobile *

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    PM me yer number. :P:icon_lol:

    FAO all the ladies

    in General Chat

    Posted · Edited by DanTheMan

    [sings]He's my toy boy. toy boy

    I'm out with my toyyyyyy boy, toy boy

    MondayTuesdayWednesdayThursdayFridaySaturdaySunday niiii-iiiight......... [/sings]

     

     

     

    :icon_lol:

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    Cath, I'm sorry, but I don't feel the same way. :P:blush:

    FAO all the ladies

    in General Chat

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    I don't want no seven stone weakling nor a boy who thinks he's a girl

    I'm after a hunk of a guy, and experienced man of the world

    There ain't no way that I'll make do, with anything less than I'm used to

    If I have a man tonight he's gotta be right right right

     

    So macho he's gotta be so macho

    He's gotta big big and strong, enough to turn me on

    He's gotta have big blue eyes, be able to satisfy

    He's gotta big big and strong, enough to turn me on

     

    I'm tired of taking the lead I want a man who will dominate me

    Someone who will love and protect me and take care of my every need

    Now I don't mean to be personal but a guy like that's more preferable

    In my humble point of view than any of you

     

    So macho he's gotta be so macho

    He's gotta big big and strong, enough to turn me on

    He's gotta have big blue eyes, be able to satisfy

    He's gotta big big and strong, enough to turn me on and on and on and on oooh

     

    I am in need of a man oooh

    I am in need of a man a man a man a man a man

     

    He's gotta be so macho so Macho

    Big and strong, enough to turn me on oh oh oh oh oh oh

    So macho He's gotta be so macho

    Big and strong, enough to turn me on

    He's gotta have big blue eyes

    Be able to satisfy

    Big and strong, enough to turn me on

     

    You were right. :P:icon_lol:

    FAO all the ladies

    in General Chat

    Posted

    *plays Sinitta's 'So Macho' into the thread...*

     

    :blush:

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    <_<

     

    at least play something half musical! :icon_lol:

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    It was to give you boys some ideas of what your perfect bloke would be like!

     

    Seven-stone weakling?

    Boy who thinks he's a girl?

    A hunk of a man?

    Experienced man of the world?

     

    :rolleyes:

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    It was boy who thinks he's a man wasn't it? :P

    FAO all the ladies

    in General Chat

    Posted

    I've never been with a woman, but i must admit to being a tiny bit curious what it would be like  ;)

     

    Two friends of mine are lesbians and tell me once you've been with a woman you'd never want a man again   :icon_lol:

     

    I definitely like men but what puzzles me is that although i have never tried to be with a woman i still know what type of female i'd go for if i was   :blush:  :angry:

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    I think most men are the same, they just don't want to admit it.

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    :P

     

    Something you're not telling us Danny? :rolleyes:

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    I'm just saying that most men could think of their 'ideal man if they were gay' if they put their mind to it. :angry:

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    Sounds like you have been putting your mind to it....

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    Not at all. ;) Probably could if I had a think though. <_<

    FAO all the ladies

    in General Chat

    Posted

    I've never been with a woman, but i must admit to being a tiny bit curious what it would be like  :angry:

     

    Two friends of mine are lesbians and tell me once you've been with a woman you'd never want a man again   :icon_lol:

     

    I definitely like men but what puzzles me is that although i have never tried to be with a woman i still know what type of female i'd go for if i was   :blush:  <_<

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    I think most men are the same, they just don't want to admit it.

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    :P

     

    Something you're not telling us Danny? :rolleyes:

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    I'm just saying that most men could think of their 'ideal man if they were gay' if they put their mind to it. :angry:

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