[Big Brother thread]

Craig spat the dummy again.

[If your house was on fire...]

laptop

 

daughter

 

mobile

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That in order of priority?

[Anyone want a bit of banter]

Start talking about shagging blokes and you'll have plenty of posts in no time!

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Aye, very homo-erotic forum this.

[Anyone want a bit of banter]

Bastard quiet on here.

[Member badges]

Very self-depreciating of you Zathras

[Saturday night?]

I feel the air is getting hot....... like you baby.

[The Mackem Boozer]

WITCHES? WTF are you on about man?

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Goes by the name of sarah.

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FFS, you're the one bitching about how crap your relationship was and how much you hated her. Let it drop man, makes you look bitter. She appears to be taking it far better than you.

[The Mackem Boozer]

WITCHES? WTF are you on about man?

[Good Luck Alytoon]

Good luck

[PM system on here]

Is quality. The new PM text is just displayed at the top of your screen so you don't have to open your inbox or anything. Canny that.

[So who we missing then?]

One notable exception who I would like to see back is Swindon Mag.

 

We didn't do things by the book on the backup forum but I think me and him sorted that out and hopefully the past can remain in the past.

 

If we want toontastic back, Swindy is a must - and I dare say most of you totally agree.

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I agree.

[Blokes - if you had to shag one bloke from history]

I'll say Miriam but only if I can play with her little shrivelled willy while we're at it.

 

Normally that would be shocking but with you lot...

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That is still fairly shocking.

[Big Brother thread]

I think Kemal is alright actually. Not as bad as some people are making out.

[Friday Night]

It never didn't.

[Big Brother thread]

Kemal has just realised Makosi didn't vote to save him

[Friday Night]

Tonight has been quality like.

 

Great banter and some good discussion. I've been nearly crying laughing twice tonight, which is always a good sign.

[Blokes - if you had to shag one bloke from history]

Jesus is a freak. He calls his Dad's name out when he comes.

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[Blokes - if you had to shag one bloke from history]

Is it blasphemous to talk about Jesus giving oral sex?

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He wasn't giving, you were. And don't talk with your mouth full.

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What can I say to that?

[Blokes - if you had to shag one bloke from history]

Is it blasphemous to talk about Jesus giving oral sex?

[Blokes - if you had to shag one bloke from history]

I'm quite worried about you lot now.

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How about you Cath, Hitler or Jesus?

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I'd fuck Jesus, then Hitler. That way Adolf would get a jew's shit and blood up his arse.

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You not into recieving then?

[Blokes - if you had to shag one bloke from history]

I'm quite worried about you lot now.

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How about you Cath, Hitler or Jesus?

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I'd fuck Jesus, then Hitler. That way Adolf would get a jew's shit and blood up his arse.

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I have water all over my keyboard now.

[Blokes - if you had to shag one bloke from history]

I'm quite worried about you lot now.

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How about you Cath, Hitler or Jesus?

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Erm, where's the Angelina Jolie option?

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I'd like to see that.

[Blokes - if you had to shag one bloke from history]

I'm quite worried about you lot now.

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How about you Cath, Hitler or Jesus?

[Blokes - if you had to shag one bloke from history]

"Part this, Moses" *WOOMF*

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Right thats it!!!

 

Im not reading this thread anymore! cant afford a new keyboard

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Can you not use a tissue like everyone else?

[Blokes - if you had to shag one bloke from history]

I rushed in there with pretty boy responses without considering the full array of opportunities i'd have.  Any bloke in history?

 

I'd bost Hitlers arse all over...."Have my Granda killed will you?  You short arse, inferiority complex having, slug on your lip wearing twat!"  He wouldn't walk for a month.

 

Then I'd do Jesus.  You can take your religion and stick it where I'm going to ram my cock.

 

Have I gone too far?

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If anyone watches The Office, this reminds me of the bit when David brent says what he'd do to the members of Fleetwood Mac (I think) I'm LMAO at that though. There's always one.