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He's getting grief for posting about going to free weightwatchers and not having perfect discipline as though he just shat on the glass table in their living room. And he's getting fatty jibes from a certain little monkey that is about the same weight and shorter.......The fucking cheek Told you before Bunter, weight is irrelevant. Fitness and lifestyle is the key. The fittest I've ever been in my life, I weighed in at 16st. (5'7"). I'm currently hovering at 14st +/- a lb or two. I can see my six pack, always been able to. Can you? Its beside me on the coffee table, as it happens.

Another fucker who's fatter than me, last we heard.......Get yersell joined up or they'll be cutting my pension down to pay for your mobility scooter in a few years.

He's getting grief for posting about going to free weightwatchers and not having perfect discipline as though he just shat on the glass table in their living room. And he's getting fatty jibes from a certain little monkey that is about the same weight and shorter.......The fucking cheek

Renton you should be ashamed not knowing about all of this, especially considering WW are working to NICE guidelines!!!! You probably ok'd the scheme

The problems is, a lot of you "young uns" are eating way to much, but LUCKILY, burning it off in the gym. When the gym sessions stop, as they will at some point, the over eating will catch up.

Fixed and the bolded bit- I'd want it made compulsory that for the next 5 years, any bloater claiming that has to submit to random ,public weigh-ins. any gain of 1lb or more is a day in the stocks, re-pay the 26 week fat- fee, and a good fucking shoeing. You're fucking kidding? Weight Watchers is on the NHS? Honestly, if you didn't laugh, you'd cry. Seriously, you should all be applauding Labour initiatives like this. Much better the NHS pay out 50 or 60 squid to cheaply deal with obesity rather than doing nothing to tackle the cause and instead spending thousands on healthcare, expensive medicines and Mobility scooters (which are all still currently given out free). Same logic as free patches for smokers. (which I also used successfully four years ago, potentially saving the NHS thousands. A no brainer tbf. Maybe so, but you can afford to pay it so you should feel a bit embarassed by this imo. The money you save on your food should pay for it even. As for free patches for smokers, I never understood this policy. Patches are cheaper than cigarettes, much cheaper in fact. If you choose to continue smoking you will die young and save the NHS money in the long run any way. Do you pay for your medical treatment? If you fall off your climbing wall and break a leg will you be getting a taxi or calling an ambulance? You're making a comparison for people getting injured exercising to people who become obese through over eating? Interesting. I think there is a fundamental difference between accidental injury in sport and shitty lifestyle choices. Also, as I said, why don't you use the money you save on cream cakes to fund your 'treatment', why do you expect the tax payer to do it? I have to pay for my climbing after all. It's the type of nanny state intervention I would have thought you'd be dead against as well. The arguments already being fought and won at the top of government. (Labour and Tory) The economic argument might have been won. The moral argument hasn't. Iirc you supported the tories in stopping impoverished children getting free school dinners. Shame on you CT, you're quite literally stealing the food from their mouths with your podgy fingers. Im afraid it is. Thats why we elect governments and yours has decided its morally correct. See, I've been telling you for ages about all the hand outs that were brought in under Labour but you just wouldnt listen. No good bleating about it now.

And I've paid for years to keep you fuckers from blowing each other up you ungrateful little twat. Away and fuck yourself you fat ignorant bastard, there's many many distinct differences in every thread where you come off with tripe like above and that has got to be one of the fucking worst. The influence of other ill informed moronic pricks on innocent people is in no way comparable as the same as paying for some fat cunt who can't keep his mouth shut either in general or to stop food going into it, and frankly for a comment like you came off with if you'd said that in my vacinity i'd have broken your fucking jaw seeing as i had friends killed by spackers like that. Hope to fuck you fail miserably with your diet, have a coronary frankly sooner than later so the less time you can influence any kids you've got the better. In fact whats your paypal i'll lob you the cost of a fryup tomorrow morning. You're apparently well off and educated, but you're saying it's perfectly fine for you to claim for free weight loss lessons? it's not like you're a fucking drug addict and need outside help, "i'm addicted to cakes" that'd be some claim. Drive less, eat less shit, do more Not me thick Cunt, the government, a Labour one at that If somethings free on the NHS, its free. who are you to say who should decide to go private or not. Suppose you fuck your knee playing 5 a side, why the fuck should you get it free when you can pay for it. The comparisons are fucking endless you gimp.

And I've paid for years to keep you fuckers from blowing each other up you ungrateful little twat.

Basically

By taking action Im saving the tax payers thousands. In all honesty I should be getting paid to do this.

Fixed and the bolded bit- I'd want it made compulsory that for the next 5 years, any bloater claiming that has to submit to random ,public weigh-ins. any gain of 1lb or more is a day in the stocks, re-pay the 26 week fat- fee, and a good fucking shoeing. You're fucking kidding? Weight Watchers is on the NHS? Honestly, if you didn't laugh, you'd cry. Seriously, you should all be applauding Labour initiatives like this. Much better the NHS pay out 50 or 60 squid to cheaply deal with obesity rather than doing nothing to tackle the cause and instead spending thousands on healthcare, expensive medicines and Mobility scooters (which are all still currently given out free). Same logic as free patches for smokers. (which I also used successfully four years ago, potentially saving the NHS thousands. A no brainer tbf. Maybe so, but you can afford to pay it so you should feel a bit embarassed by this imo. The money you save on your food should pay for it even. As for free patches for smokers, I never understood this policy. Patches are cheaper than cigarettes, much cheaper in fact. If you choose to continue smoking you will die young and save the NHS money in the long run any way. Do you pay for your medical treatment? If you fall off your climbing wall and break a leg will you be getting a taxi or calling an ambulance? You're calling Lardy Class medical treatment? Since when was gluttony a medical ailment? Shameless Tory strikes again Since untreated it costs the NHS 6 billion a year

Fixed and the bolded bit- I'd want it made compulsory that for the next 5 years, any bloater claiming that has to submit to random ,public weigh-ins. any gain of 1lb or more is a day in the stocks, re-pay the 26 week fat- fee, and a good fucking shoeing. You're fucking kidding? Weight Watchers is on the NHS? Honestly, if you didn't laugh, you'd cry. Seriously, you should all be applauding Labour initiatives like this. Much better the NHS pay out 50 or 60 squid to cheaply deal with obesity rather than doing nothing to tackle the cause and instead spending thousands on healthcare, expensive medicines and Mobility scooters (which are all still currently given out free). Same logic as free patches for smokers. (which I also used successfully four years ago, potentially saving the NHS thousands. A no brainer tbf. Maybe so, but you can afford to pay it so you should feel a bit embarassed by this imo. The money you save on your food should pay for it even. As for free patches for smokers, I never understood this policy. Patches are cheaper than cigarettes, much cheaper in fact. If you choose to continue smoking you will die young and save the NHS money in the long run any way. Do you pay for your medical treatment? If you fall off your climbing wall and break a leg will you be getting a taxi or calling an ambulance? You're making a comparison for people getting injured exercising to people who become obese through over eating? Interesting. I think there is a fundamental difference between accidental injury in sport and shitty lifestyle choices. Also, as I said, why don't you use the money you save on cream cakes to fund your 'treatment', why do you expect the tax payer to do it? I have to pay for my climbing after all. It's the type of nanny state intervention I would have thought you'd be dead against as well. The arguments already being fought and won at the top of government. (Labour and Tory)

Fixed and the bolded bit- I'd want it made compulsory that for the next 5 years, any bloater claiming that has to submit to random ,public weigh-ins. any gain of 1lb or more is a day in the stocks, re-pay the 26 week fat- fee, and a good fucking shoeing. You're fucking kidding? Weight Watchers is on the NHS? Honestly, if you didn't laugh, you'd cry. Seriously, you should all be applauding Labour initiatives like this. Much better the NHS pay out 50 or 60 squid to cheaply deal with obesity rather than doing nothing to tackle the cause and instead spending thousands on healthcare, expensive medicines and Mobility scooters (which are all still currently given out free). Same logic as free patches for smokers. (which I also used successfully four years ago, potentially saving the NHS thousands. A no brainer tbf. Maybe so, but you can afford to pay it so you should feel a bit embarassed by this imo. The money you save on your food should pay for it even. As for free patches for smokers, I never understood this policy. Patches are cheaper than cigarettes, much cheaper in fact. If you choose to continue smoking you will die young and save the NHS money in the long run any way. Do you pay for your medical treatment? If you fall off your climbing wall and break a leg will you be getting a taxi or calling an ambulance?

Fixed and the bolded bit- I'd want it made compulsory that for the next 5 years, any bloater claiming that has to submit to random ,public weigh-ins. any gain of 1lb or more is a day in the stocks, re-pay the 26 week fat- fee, and a good fucking shoeing. You're fucking kidding? Weight Watchers is on the NHS? Honestly, if you didn't laugh, you'd cry. Seriously, you should all be applauding Labour initiatives like this. Much better the NHS pay out 50 or 60 squid to cheaply deal with obesity rather than doing nothing to tackle the cause and instead spending thousands on healthcare, expensive medicines and Mobility scooters (which are all still currently given out free). Same logic as free patches for smokers. (which I also used successfully four years ago, potentially saving the NHS thousands. A no brainer tbf.

You do know CT has an HGV license? ???

Nothing, honest Called in after picking the match tickets up to have a look if they still had the CK jeans on offer now that Im shrinking.

Pictures from todays training session http://www.nufc.co.uk/page/News/Gallery/0,...2307022,00.html

Fixed and the bolded bit- I'd want it made compulsory that for the next 5 years, any bloater claiming that has to submit to random ,public weigh-ins. any gain of 1lb or more is a day in the stocks, re-pay the 26 week fat- fee, and a good fucking shoeing. Lets not lose sight of the 7lb weight loss boys.

You fucking what??? We pay for fat cunts to have a circle jerk about losing 2 grams of lard in a month?? I fucking hope you're on the wind up Gemmill. Big society Fucking Huge Society if we pay the bloaters to not exercise. Cheaper to make fatties lose weight than to give them a free mobility scooter.

Stop, it hurts.

Jeremain Lens apparently. Winger, but not sure if hes left or right. Currently playing for PSV http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/newcastle-u...72703-28271908/

What did you get, you fat mess? Not too bad actually.... Resisted lots and went for Bangkok Firecracker Prawns with a chili dip. Seafoods not bad though.

Oops, being to Cosco.

Ireland picks up fresh knock and is now rated at 50/50 for Saturday.