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A thread where we can say without fear that ?????CCDSXCC really do deserve all they get and that ZX???||ZZZ really do fucking stick of XCXCZZSA?

A thread where we are allowed to boldy say the things we feel but are discouraged from saying on a daily basis.

Are we allowed to have a thread where we can uphold the great British virtue of free speech where we can say what the fuck we like without fear of reprisals from the p.c. brigade.

First Accadacca, then Fop.......Whats going on? Seriously have they been banned or picked off one by one?# Who will be next?

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A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg is frowning and looking a bit pissed off. The egg mutters, to no-one in particular, "Well, I guess we answered THAT question!"

Mong As someone once said "If you put on a floppy hat and a furry cod-piece you might just get by as a fool, but, since you wouldn't know a joke if it got up and gave you a hair-cut, I doubt it."

One that starts with the same letter as it finishes I can think of. I already said dad

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Born this morning between 8 and 10am and weighing in at .05 0z Very brown skin but other than that alls well.

He can't either. Never mind Jonas, whats happened to Accadacca!!!!! Hasnt been seen for over a week. Was the blackpool defeat too much? Has he been banned? Freeee eeeeeeee Acca dac caca!

As has been said, lots of shit number 9's as well. What about the number 7 at Man u. Probably moaning about owen getting it. Now he will live in folklore.

Also been broadcast live on Sky News

Thought these snaps deserved an airing Like the stewards face and also the dodgy "cowardly" steward at the back with the baseball cap.

For anyone interested Sky are having a "free" weekend where poor people can watch all of their best stuff for nowt. As some of you seem quite young and poor (not too mention too much time on your hands judging by the amount of time spent on here), I thought I would "do my bit" and point you in the right direction. http://www1.sky.com/freepass/ Unfortunately come Monday you will be back to the reality of your sad little life. Never mind tho, better to have loved and lost......... Freeview Channel 11, Virgin Channel 123, Sky Channel 108

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/nufc/newcas...72703-24723739/

Story running on Sky saying we have enquired and he wants to come.

Just a word of advice to all. Ok, so in your 20's or early 30's, the idea of an allotment might seem shall we say dull. However as you get older, get married, kids come along, you might suddenly decide that it would be a great idea. Grow some organic veg and fruit, keep a few chickens and some rabbits for the bairns to play with......etc etc etc Anyway, a lot of councils have a 5 to 15 year waiting list so log on to your council NOW, apply online and then in years to come when you are ready you will be top of the list. Go on. its FREE and takes 3 minutes to apply.

This Leaving Goalkeeper to one side, everyone is agreed on the back four, but the remaining six is a headache to put together. With goals coming from all over the park, the need to have two strikers is less important. Tough job.

Don't think Messrs Cshley and Co. want a big court action where they are made to look evil. I read that an OOC settlement failed a few months ago. If Ashley thought he would lose (and surely he can afford a lawyer to tell him what will happen), then he would have settled and am sure Keegan would have taken it, since this could be damaging to him too. Normally, you'd look at this and think Ashley must have a strong hand but given what we know about him, anything could be possible. The hearing today is not in public, right? The hearing is behind large oak doors deep in the forest, in a land far far away. The elves are on high alert. This is where I imagine you live with your little pointy ears.