wykikitoon

BOLLOCKS

Anderson grafting like fuck.

Luton winning

Scrotum fatigue

Hall with a run of games looking more settled.

Fuck me. Get rid of him

You're assuming it was a he.......

Spending cash to get hit by people dressed up people as zombies ✅

When i went on my BIL stag his best mates (yes he had two) emailed all the attendees asking for £200 for activities which included 'zombie paintballing' I said I wouldn't be doing that and glad I didn't. One of the lads broke his arm and the rest were battered and bruised so that night they were so shattered they could hardly booze Instead me, his old man and a couple of others went to the horse racing close by and had a canny day

WTF Are you alreet man? You're being sensible for once!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-68985701

Isn't it time we got on with posting about DOF?

Interesting discussion re xG on Totally Football show poddy.

I just don't get stag do's. Mine we went to the Lakes and went walking. DILGAF If people think that's boring AF. We did a cracking walk, had a good feed, got pissed and we enjoyed it. A mate went on a stag do where they all got dressed as Jimmy Saville before the flight somewhere. Almost got refused on the flight. I wish they had.

Ffs you'll have Gemmill DMing you telling you he has a box room available

Pinball nonce on FB article about cyclist dead from someone driving like a cunt 'should pay road tax Lycra wanker: Pinball nonce on FB article about old lad dead from someone driving like a cunt' thoughts and prayers with his loved ones RIP' 😉 #teamvinealltheway #notreallyhesacunt

Enjoy it!

There was no showers otherwise I would have Aye it's a win. I am more annoyed for the tax payers money wasted. The people who work at the court etc. It's been a gorgeous day and sat in the park whilst waiting to go into court so not all bad! Just nerve racking when you have never been in court before!

Not nominated for player or young player of the year How?

So today I had to attend court for some fucker who close passed me and almost took me out last year. I had it on camera. They will have had a letter from the 5-0 initially with punishment (points or education blah blah) and decided to plea not guilty. From what I understand they will have had to attend court then to enter the plea and then it was set up for me to attend court today. The police spoke to me about 2 months ago to go over my statement and the copper said the person was mad to contest it as it was clear as day, but that was their right. Anyways, today I go, it was a magistrates court. Went in, had to pass through a metal detector etc. Then witness protection person comes out and takes me in a room. They tell me the whole procedure. Fuck me, I was shitting myself like I was on trial for murder! They then took me through to another waiting room where the prosecutor came in and we had a chat. Said the usher would be coming soon to take me to the court room. Usher came down about 30mins later 'You can go, they've just pleaded guilty' WTF, I had to take a days annual leave. Because of train strikes I have had to get 4 buses too. But it's ok because I can claim back. The max I can claim.................£7.50. Fuck me laughing. They should have just killed me, would have been easier.