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There's holes all over his excuse. He's fucked.

Gone by the end of the week then?

He has to go. No doubt he was sent out to see the reaction of the public and if they bought it. Nah, we're not mugs Boris. You're gonna have to let him go.

Boris is too busy playing on his PS4

He said he had a negative test, but still keeps saying he had the disease

He just cannot pull himself to apologise one bit can he?

He's gonna fucking get the bullet soon isn't he?

Has Bozo put his out to dry? Will he go soon?

I think we can all conclude, Cummings isn't the genius he think's he is.

I was just thinking that.

This is the governments top advisor. Can we all see now why were in the mess we're in.

Can't his wife drive?

This is like a Little Britain sketch. Get the fucking useless cunts Cuntsberg and Peston out and then get some decent questions.

He's fucking radge man

Fuck me, this is getting worse. This is not going to go away at all.

Pissing myself here with that

He's now realised he's fucked up with too much detail