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It would be fucking strange if KK came back to act as Shearter's minder. I don't know whether I'd laugh, shit myself , cheer or sob like a baby.

It seems from Souness' quotes that he' somehow managed to find a way of picking an argument with a player he wants before he's even signed him yet. Souness said: "As I understand it, the loan is not an option, not a chance. Not when we've made a whacking great offer for him that's been accepted. "He is contracted to Real Madrid and it is not his decision." "No player can make that decision." It's like he's trying to give Owen a bit of a dressing down or something. Our manager is clearly a fucknut.

Maybe it shhould be "Don't panic!" but I already am....

I can't believe people on the other board were freaking out completely about what a disaster it would be if we signed Owen. We are well and truly fucked if we don't, on the evidence of last night. Without a mobile goalscorer, (sorry about stating the painfully bloody obvious, again) how are we going to undo defences? Maybe Jenas will jink through with a clever one-two. Perhaps Shola's work rate and commitment will be the key. Don't make me laugh. I simply cannot see it. We have absolutley zero goal scoring power at the mo, utterly toothless. We have no goalscoring midfielders! Christ almighty at least the likes osf Speed (good clearance off the line btw last night), Nobby, Robert et al would bag a few each season. We look like relegation fodder. Sacking Souness won't really suddenly fix anything either. Being a Toon fan in these very dark days is excrutiating.

What about his sex addiction? That must make him terribly unhappy.

Let's face it, who hasn't?

Much as he used to confuse Laurent Robert with Lauren Bacall. The crazy old bastard.

He'll be gone soon probably anyway, and hopefully they'll think more about the manager. Souness was already experienced at arguing with his players at Blackburn, however he did have a successful season with Blackburn, who were an average team and finished 6th. 15105[/snapback] Sob... makes me feel all misty-eyed thinking about days of yonder when players actually waned to play under Keegan, Robson...how many crap results until GS gets the chop I wonder??

Nobody wants to play for poor old Graeme. Transfer window running out. Emre knackered? Something wrong with Dyer's shins presumably. Fat Fuck thinks we'll sign an England centre forward. Refs have it in for us. Oh well at least it's a fairly typical start to a Newcastle season.