Eh up we're the Macc Lads

[Pegasus Bridge 0]

Second greatest band in the world, ever

 

 

Imagine the uproar if they started re-releasing their songs now. Banned from most clubs, arenas, and we forced to play most tours out of the back of a truck. My brother in-law went to the gig in Toon, came back covered in piss, shit, boddingtons and vomit

Absolute GEM of a band

 

 

'Now he's a poof'

 

One of my best mates came from Macc, we used to go out pulling crack

Now I know that was just a farce, he's got spunk dribbling out of his arse.

He's got scabs from snogging other men, we're never going to talk to him again.

He's gone all nesh, he's making us sick, we wouldn't give him cheese of us dicks.

 

Now he's a poof, we can't handle it

Now he's a poof, he does spermy shits

Now he's a poof, he leaves white stains wherever he sits

 

He's gone to pot, shaved his head, he's got some black bloke sleeping in his bed

AIDs and herpes? He's got them, the evidence is written all over his bottom.

Now he's a poof, he's got gonhorrea

Now he's a poof, he's a fucking queer,

Now he's a poof, he can't hold his fucking beer

 

He's never in the pub, he's no fun, sores and scabs all over his bum

We'll have to pin him down on the deck,

And pour some Boddies down his fucking neck.

Poof! He's an arse bandit

Poof! He doesn't like girl's tits

Poof! His willy is covered in shit

 

Poof! He's a fucking slob

Poof! He's got a shitty knob

Poof! He's got spunk all over his gob

 

Poof! He's a mincing gay. Poof! He's full of AIDs. Poof! He likes his buttocks splayed.

Poof! Tunnel tester, orifice officer, sausage jockey, pillow biter, uphill gardener, rear admiral,

Brown hatter, shirtlifter, anal adjuster, rectum rifler, turd burglar, arse bandit.

[Papa Lazaru 0]

Seem to remember hearing a few tapes of them when i was young!

 

Songs called things like "Felatio Nelson" and one about "Chester Zoo" as well for some reason!

 

And some spoof of eye of the tiger about shitting through the eye of a needle!

[Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0]

What was the 'Turtles Head' one?

[Lazarus 0]

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