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Sam Allardyce is our new manager


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Papa Lazaru

I'll say one thing for Fat Fred, i have many, many problems with him, and he has pratcically ruined this club! But he obviously identified Allardyce as his manager and acted quickly and in time to get him before the likes of MAn City through a spanner into the works.

 

People mightn't agree with the choice, or they might, but it does seem the nearest to "planning" we've seen from fat boy in years!

 

Hang on, we don't know who he will be unveiling tomorrow, we might see Barry Fry walk out from behind the curtain at 1pm.

 

;)

 

Now that you say it, it could happen!

 

I'd take him over Souness mind!

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Holden McGroin

I don't have SSN anymore, so anyone know where I can watch this (for free)

 

 

Currys or comet.

 

 

he's banned from them. ;)

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@yourservice

eeeee it's like Christmas eve as a kid,wondering what the fat bastard has in the sack?only to end up disappointed at not getting what you wanted ;)

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Kid Dynamite

Does anyone honestly believe anyone other than sam allardyce is going to be there at 1pm tomorrow?

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@yourservice

Does anyone honestly believe anyone other than sam allardyce is going to be there at 1pm tomorrow?

 

Seeing as it's Newcastle United,i wouldn't hold me breath

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I've been supporting this club for too long to take anything for granted. ;)

 

My thoughts exactly ! :razz:

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I've been supporting this club for too long to take anything for granted. :razz:

 

My thoughts exactly ! :(

 

Still not talking to you! ;)

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I've been supporting this club for too long to take anything for granted. :razz:

 

My thoughts exactly ! :(

 

Still not talking to you! ;)

 

No one will be more gutted than me if it happens....

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wykikitoon

Barry Fry ;)

 

Gotta be Big Sam tbh, I cant see anyone else at all?

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peasepud

Does anyone honestly believe anyone other than sam allardyce is going to be there at 1pm tomorrow?

 

Its Bruce Arena man, Im telling you its nailed on.

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Does anyone honestly believe anyone other than sam allardyce is going to be there at 1pm tomorrow?

 

Its Bruce Arena man, Im telling you its nailed on.

 

Gooch to stay then.

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Does anyone honestly believe anyone other than sam allardyce is going to be there at 1pm tomorrow?

 

Its Bruce Arena man, Im telling you its nailed on.

 

Gooch to stay then.

 

 

The Gooch is the name Americans use for the area between the ball bag and the rectum

 

A perfect nick name for Onyewu.

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Dr Kenneth Noisewater

I can see Jim White's gurning face already, asking his cringeworthy, cliché-ridden questions *shudders*

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I can see Jim White's gurning face already, asking his cringeworthy, cliché-ridden questions *shudders*

 

As I said to Scottish Mag the other day, I'm sure Jim White must have an implant in his scrotum that vibrates automatically whenever the words "Newcastle United" are mentioned.

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Dr Kenneth Noisewater

I can see Jim White's gurning face already, asking his cringeworthy, cliché-ridden questions *shudders*

 

As I said to Scottish Mag the other day, I'm sure Jim White must have an implant in his scrotum that vibrates automatically whenever the words "Newcastle United" are mentioned.

It'll be wired to the mains tomorrow lunchtime ;)

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Gemmill

Has someone fed the caged mongs this morning then, before we let them loose on Sky Sports News? Welease the wetards!

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I’ll have my notepad handy to play cliché bingo.

 

I’ll put good money on:

Great Stadium

Fabulous fans

To good to turn down

Great tradition

And the old chestnut: Sleeping Giant.

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Gemmill

What if he does the whole press conference, then whips off his face Mission Impossible style to reveal........Paul Jewell!

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@yourservice

What if he does the whole press conference, then whips off his face Mission Impossible style to reveal........Paul Jewell!

 

 

;) Could have been worse...it could have been Pearce

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sweetleftpeg

Freddie got confused, it's actually going to be Big Ron Atkinson.

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Toonpack

Freddie got confused, it's actually going to be Big Ron Atkinson.

 

Bye Bye Shola, Martins, Zog, Babayaro and Dyer (half out the door)

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sweetleftpeg

FF: 'Ladies and gentleman, it gives me great pleasure to introduce our new manager; The Big Bopper'

 

Dingdangadang...

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