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A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his class a lesson about the evils of drink, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms.

 

 

"Now, class, closely observe the worms," said the professor while putting a worm into the water.

 

The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be.

 

He then put the second worm into the whiskey.

 

 

It curled up and writhed about painfully, then quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail.

 

 

"Now, what lesson can we learn from this experiment?" the professor asked.

 

Young Berb, who naturally sits in back, raised his hand and wisely, responded confidently,

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"Drink whiskey and you won't get worms." :lol:

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A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his class a lesson about the evils of drink, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms.

 

 

"Now, class, closely observe the worms," said the professor while putting a worm into the water.

 

The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be.

 

He then put the second worm into the whiskey.

 

 

It curled up and writhed about painfully, then quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail.

 

 

"Now, what lesson can we learn from this experiment?" the professor asked.

 

Young Berb, who naturally sits in back, raised his hand and wisely, responded confidently,

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.

.

.

.

.

.

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.

.

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"Drink whiskey and you won't get worms." :rolleyes:

 

:lol:

 

a real stinker that one like

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