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That always gets the blokes looking in :razz:

 

 

 

A man and his son were talking about sex.

 

 

The son asked his father, "dad, what does a pussy look like?"

 

 

The dad asked him, "before or after sex?"

 

 

"Ummmm, before sex", the kid replied.

 

 

The dad said, "have you ever seen a beautiful red rose with soft red petals?"

 

 

"Yeah" said the son.

 

 

"Well, what about after sex?" said the son.

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"have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise"!!! B)

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