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This morning a suspected Mackem armed robber was shot 68 times in a raid on his Hendon home.

 

 

 

 

 

When interviewed, Detective Chief Inspector Thomas, who led the investigation was asked

 

 

 

 

 

"Why 68 bullets on 1 man?"

 

 

 

 

 

He replied "Yes sorry about that,

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we ran out of ammo". ;)

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Late last night Police found a Newcastle man dead near the Quayside. He was discovered floating face down in the Tyne, wearing stockings, suspenders and a sunderland shirt, with a 12" dildo shoved up his arse.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Police have removed the sunderland shirt at this time to save the family from any embarassment.

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  RlCO said:
Late last night Police found a Newcastle man dead near the Quayside. He was discovered floating face down in the Tyne, wearing stockings, suspenders and a sunderland shirt, with a 12" dildo shoved up his arse.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Police have removed the sunderland shirt at this time to save the family from any embarassment.

 

 

;)

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