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This morning I'd had the galloping shits for the past 24hrs, I've taken 4 Diocalm tablets and since then my guts feel like concrete, I think my next turd (if I ever produce one again) will be the size of a Pringles tube.

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Jimbo you're an absolute bastard...

 

I've got the camera a week Friday - needless to say, I'm shitting it (terrible pun like)

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Jimbo you're an absolute bastard...

 

I've got the camera a week Friday - needless to say, I'm shitting it (terrible pun like)

 

I do sympathise of course, but after nature takes its course with me I think you could fit a camera crew and sound man up my derriere.

 

Despite the current discomfort the tablets worked wonders today, I had to spend 8 hours on a coach to Wembley with no toilet, I daren't so much as fart mind you, but it was a marked improvement on the rusty water I had be producing, in seeming never ending quantities before.

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