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family fortunes answers

Something you mount: "A mountain.."


Something you lose when you get older: "Your purse.."


A sport which involves throwing something: "Tennis.."


A type of bean: "Lesbian.." (This and the one above were the product of Brian Dowling's fertile imagination, on a celebrity edition of the show, in which the 'purse' answer also arose.)


Something you would play with in the bath: "A bazooka.."


Someone you wouldn't swear in front of: "Yourself.."


A country where Arabic is spoken: "Nigeria.."


Someone or something whose existence has never been proven: "Hitler.."


A number you might have to memorise: "Seven.."


Something that makes you close your eyes: "Dark.."


Something that comes in pairs: "Rabbits.."


A way of toasting someone: "Over a fire.."


A Boy's name beginning with the letter J: "Gerald.."


An instrument you can play while walking in the street: "A cello.."


A type of oil: "Sewing-machine oil.."


A word beginning with Z: "Xylophone.."


A slang word for a girl: "Slag.."


An animal with horns: "A bee..."


A medieval weapon: "Hand-grenade.."


Something made of wool: "A sheep.."


Something a bridegroom might wear: "A dress.."


Someone you wouldn't expect to see in a strip club: "Animals.."


An animal with a long tail: "A rabbit.."


Something a train-spotter would have in his pocket: "A magnifying glass.."


Something you put out for the birds: "Worms.."


A way to prevent snoring: "Put a pillow over his face.."


A word used to describe a very hot day: "A very hot day.."


A song from 'The Sound Of Music': "Dancing Queen.."

(Also from the same family: "I wake up each morning..", "The skies are blue..", and "Over the hills and far away..")


Someone who works early hours: "A burglar.."


Something made to be wheeled around: "A hammer.."


A reason for kneeling: "To be beheaded.."


A nickname for a slim person: "Slimmy.."


A measurement of liquid: "Paint.."


Something that's nice to wear next to your skin: "Pants.."


A famous Dick: "Carrot.."


A wild animal that's native to Britain: "A bear.."


Something that Father Christmas does when he comes to your house: "Feeds your pets.."


Something that comes in 7's: "Fingers.."


A vocalist known by only one name: "Michael Jackson.."


A yellow fruit: "Orange.."


An animal beginning with B: "Bullfrog.."


Something associated with Liverpool: "The Yellow Brick Road.."


A boy mentioned in a nursery rhyme: "Little Red Riding Hood.."


Something associated with Queen Victoria: "Her husbands.."


Something you hide in your socks when you go swimming: "Your legs.."


A place you would keep a pen: "A zoo.."


Something you beat: "An apple.."


Something associated with rain: "Water.."


An animal that lives in the English countryside: "A lion.."


Something you make into a ball: "Eggs.."


A game that uses a black ball: "Darts.."


A popular TV soap: "Dove.."


Other than 'carrier', a type of bag: "Horse.."


Something you might find in a garage: "a grand piano.."


Something a Frenchman would say: "On Garde.."


A fast animal: "A hippo.."


Something you keep in the garden: "A cat.."


Something that gives you goosebumps: "Mumps.."


A character from Little Red Riding Hood: "Hansel and Gretel.."


Something that has a shell: "Batman.."


Any dance apart from the waltz: "The ball dance.."


Something a policeman might say: "Spread 'em.."


Something that frightens Dracula: "The King of the Vampires.."


A non-living object with legs: "A plant.."


A sign of the Zodiac: "April.."


An animal associated with a nursery rhyme: "Andy Pandy.."


A mode of transport that you can walk in: "Your shoes.."


An animal with big ears: "A bear.."


Something you do on water: "Wallpaper.."


A musical instrument you can play in the bath: "A drum kit.."


Something associated with Egypt: "Cigars.."


A part of your body you only have one of: "Your big toe.."


Something you pull: "A potato.."


An animal used as a form of transport: "A turtle.."


A famous Phil or Philip: "Phil Johnson.."


A habit people try to give up: "Spitting.."


A Thunderbirds character: "Doctor Spock.."


Another TV gameshow with the word 'family' in the title: "The Generation Game.."


A seaside resort on the south coast: " Rio de Janeiro.."


Something you open other than a door: "Your bowels.."


Something with a red light on it: "a Dalek.."


Something that makes you scream: "A squirrel.."


A food than can easily be eaten without chewing: "Chips.."


A type of record: "A floppy disk.."


A type of large cat: "Persian.."


A job that a working dog does: "A slave.."


Something people might be allergic to: "Skiing.."


An occupation where you need a torch: "A burglar.."


A well known superstition: "Running in front of a car.."


Something you use a microchip in: "A fish-fryer.."


A dangerous race: "The Arabs.."


A game played in the dark: "Charades.."


Some famous brothers: "Bonnie and Clyde.."


A jacket potato topping: "Jam.."


A part of the body you have more than two of: "Arms.."


Something you find on a fire engine: "Coal.."


A famous royal: "Mail.."


Something you do before going to bed: "Sleep.."


An item of clothing worn by the Three Muskateers: "A horse.."


An animal you see at the zoo: "Dog.."


Something you might do in a power cut: "Read a book.."


A famous Parisian landmark: "Hawaii.."


One of Harry Enfield's characters: "Sooty.."


A famous Irishman: "Disraeli.."


The first place detectives look for fingerprints: "The floor.."


Something you associate with the sea: "A coffin.."


A famous Arthur: "Shakespeare.."


A type of cut: "Skull.."


A weapon in the game of Cluedo: "Dice.."


Something people take to the beach: "Turkey.."


A reason someone digs a hole in the road: "Grave digger.."


An ingredient in chicken stuffing: "Chicken.."


Something a girl should know about a man before marrying him: "His name.."


A bird with a long neck: "A blackbird.."


A bird with a long neck (2): "Naomi Campbell.."


An item of clothing a woman might borrow from a man: "Underpants.."


Something taken from a hotel as a souvenir: "The lamps.."


Something you keep in a garden shed: "A gardener.."


A song with moon in the title: "Blue Suede Moon.."


A famous cowboy: "Buck Rogers.."


A famous Wild-West character: "Wild Bill Eacock.."


Something you'd associate with the three bears: "Red Riding Hood.."


Fruit used in fruit salad: "Cucumber.."


Something you wear on the beach: "A deckchair.."


A method of cooking fish: "Cod.."


Something you borrow from your partner: "Shoes.."


A part of the body beginning with N: "Knee.."


A famous Scotsman: "Vinnie Jones.."


A famous Scotsman (2): "Jock.."


Something red: "My cardigan.."


A kind of ache: "Fillet-o-fish.."


Something you open other than a door: "Your bowels.."


Something with a hole in it: "A window.."


Something you do in the bathroom: "Decorate.."


Something you put on walls: "Roofs.."


A domestic animal: "A leopard.."


Something that floats in the bath: "Water.."


Something in the garden that's green: "The shed.."


Something a blind man might use: "A sword.."


The last thing you take off before going to bed: "Your feet.."


Something that flies without an engine: "A bicycle with wings.."

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