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Michael Owen went into a nightclub, straight up to a woman and started feeling her tits.

"Get your coat you're coming with me" he says

To which she replies: "Aren't you a little forward?"

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eyethangyou

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Oh dear. I laughed. Not just smiled. Laughed.

 

Not raucously, it must be said. But still.

 

I think it's bed time for me!

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little tommy gets asked by his teacher "Have you got a fairy God Mother?"

"No" says Tommy "But we've got an uncle John we keep a close eye on"

 

God bless old Blue Eyes

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