The Owld Fecker 0 Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 "Well helloooo Moike. Is that you loike?" (Said in a broad Irish brogue). "Yea Guv, but I fought we agreed never to use the dog n' bone." (Said in rough Cockerney). "Oi know Moike. Oi just couldn't stop moiself, though. O,O,O,O,O,O, the exoitment is makin' moi knees weak" "Fair does guv, I fought it was brill too"! "So, moike, fings are I fink about a yoir ahead of plan". "Fanks guv. When de yer reckon we can finish it?" "In January Moike, in January. Oi be finkin' that the £10m can be paid then, moibe with a lickle bonus too loike". "Only one fing I don't understand guv". "What's that loike Moike." "Hows yer gonna get the daft twats to go to Sid James' to watch yer reserves?" "That's easy Moike, you's already sold em the tickets." "Cheers guv." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima 0 Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 (edited) Edited July 26, 2009 by Sima Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 One of the shittest things I've ever read on any internet message board. Thought processes oh dear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandman02uk 0 Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 Odious Cunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acid 0 Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 Poor attempt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12903 Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 This is the worst. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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