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Ayatollah Hermione last won the day on November 20

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About Ayatollah Hermione

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  • Birthday 29/08/1990

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  1. Death List 2020

    Kirk FUCKING Douglas will still be kicking his height come NYE.
  2. mackem messageboard gold

    https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/anyone-see-that-half-time-challenge-yesterday.1497896/ So wound up by a Blackpool fan winning the half time challenge that they all think he should have been chinned in the middle of the pitch. Why do they all think they’re Tony Soprano?
  3. Joelinton

    Joselu has 7 goals in La Liga this season
  4. What are you listening to ?

    Their latest album wasn’t up to much but Sarah Cracknell put out a solo album a couple of years ago that was lush. In a similar vein but not as dance-oriented.
  5. General Random Conversation..

    Had a shite this morning that was some unit. I actually had to give it the old Captain Morgan treatment; one leg lifted up on a nearby stool to give it a bit more leeway to evacuate. Nearly cracked the bottom of the bowl. The kind of shite where you need a tab after it.
  6. First game advice

    Aye, the football just ruins a good day out.
  7. Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

    Nailed on it’ll be some shit like Gola.
  8. Burnley vs Newcastle United

    Both teams should be made to play that again and do it properly.
  9. Politics

    They all deserve the shit sandwich they're going to be served up but never mind that, Meenzer hasn't even tried to add me on Facebook. Think of all the great, left-wing patter I was throwing out over the last two days and he's denied me another like. Worse than shite.
  10. Burnley vs Newcastle United

    The least these daft bastards can do is win tomorrow
  11. Politics

    Someone that hasn’t had a picture with Gerry Adams would do. The amount of people that saw that and hit the roof was genuinely staggering.
  12. Newcastle Utd versus Southhampton

    Fuck me, here’s another one. You’d think they weren’t shit.
  13. Politics

    Christmas jumper day is going to see millions of the thick cunts turning out in them before going home to see how many questions they can get right on The Chase.
  14. Politics

    The realities of this are genuinely terrifying. Hope he gets impeached/his heart explodes before they let those two fucking buffoons loose together.
  15. Politics

    Everyone frightened of immigrants has voted for the party that refuses to do anything about the one thing that'll cause a massive surge of them in the next 5-10 years i.e. climate change. There's no words.

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