Ayatollah Hermione
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About Ayatollah Hermione
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- Birthday 29/08/1990
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Best away fans in the Premier League
Ayatollah Hermione replied to Anorthernsoul's topic in Newcastle Forum
I like the idea that those two, of all people, need belts to stop their jeans falling down. -
Suit yourself, just means I can get more renditions of “It’s Raining Men” in
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Best away fans in the Premier League
Ayatollah Hermione replied to Anorthernsoul's topic in Newcastle Forum
My theory is that we're the best because we have to travel the furthest and therefore, drink the most. I will not show my working. -
The Black Garter has a karaoke run by a drag queen if that's your scene.
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It’s more of a worry that Wan-Bissaka strolled past Willems and he never gets past anyone.
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Ayatollah Hermione replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
Wonder if his boyfriend prepares the meals when he’s napping all day, the lazy bastard. 5 siestas is taking the piss. -
Film/moving picture show you most recently watched
Ayatollah Hermione replied to Jimbo's topic in General Chat
The new Star Wars. It seems like it's going alright until the second hour and then it just goes fucking MENTAL. Ages since I've seen a plot just go off the rails like that, it was like two scripts stapled together. -
Willems. Some decent attacking play doesn’t excuse his nonexistent defensive ability. I agree he’d do a job in midfield though but he’s got Shelvey and the Longstaffs in front of him, I imagine
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As much as his crossing is frustratingly inconsistent, we do miss him. Capable of scoring some big goals too
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Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt
Ayatollah Hermione replied to Christmas Tree's topic in Newcastle Forum
OHHHH SHIT -
Brucies Sanatoria Mags vs Rochdale II : Last Mag Standing
Ayatollah Hermione replied to Tom's topic in Newcastle Forum
Sorry that I'm not pulling myself over a dominant performance in a game we shouldn't even be playing Everything is rosy, you're right. -
Brucies Sanatoria Mags vs Rochdale II : Last Mag Standing
Ayatollah Hermione replied to Tom's topic in Newcastle Forum
The human gravy boat we have a manager is going to play his strongest team every time out and then knacker them for the league. He has previous. -
Brucies Sanatoria Mags vs Rochdale II : Last Mag Standing
Ayatollah Hermione replied to Tom's topic in Newcastle Forum
We're absolutely going to go on a cup run and get relegated, aren't we? -
Brucies Sanatoria Mags vs Rochdale II : Last Mag Standing
Ayatollah Hermione replied to Tom's topic in Newcastle Forum
3-0 to Brucie's Wembley Conquering Mags -
Brucies Sanatoria Mags vs Rochdale II : Last Mag Standing
Ayatollah Hermione replied to Tom's topic in Newcastle Forum
I'm sure I'll be able to find it on my IPTV somewhere. Can't say I'm looking forward to that 12 year old lass at right-back giving us the runaround again, though.
