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  1. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    If we do stay up (and it's a big if, even with Rafa IMO), you can see Ashley thinking he can coast by in the PL with loans and freebies tbh. We finished fifth by a stroke of good fortune and he didn't move off that until Carver had us staring into the abyss and by that point, it was too late to course correct. He done the same with his pissing about at the start of his tenure as well, really. The bloke is a serial gambler who never learns from his mistakes. If he wasn't a billionaire, he'd be pissing wages away in the bookies and given an intervention on Jeremy Kyle
  2. Jack Colback

    I understand why he'd try and stay here for the final year because he's not going to get anywhere near his current wage when he does move but fuck me, what a cunt. Parasite is right
  3. mackem messageboard gold

  4. Rafa Benitez

    Spending good money on a world class manager, only to have him battling relegation every year, might honestly be the stupidest thing we’ve ever done. And think of the ground that covers
  5. Precedent Trump

  6. Precedent Trump

    The Handmaid's Tale Season 3
  7. Europe --- In or Out

    "Class" From the bloke that brushed off Trophyshy's redundancy with absolutely no compassion. Not to mention that your favourite hobby is logging on here to wind people up about the things they're passionate about. When it was football, you could pass it off as you being a typical armchair gobshite but when it's politics or Brexit, and you're wilfully pushing people's anxieties over wages, healthcare and their children's futures, it crosses the line from harmless contrariness to you just being a grossly unlikable character. And then you come on with your photos of hot tubs or whatever that big paddling pool was and it becomes apparent that your whole out-facing personality is based directly on the most contemptible Tories imaginable. Hoping that a veneer of wacky purchases and Dear Diary bullshit ramblings help cover up a festering pit of genuinely detestable views and a total lack of empathy, understanding and a "I'm alright, Jack" stripe running right down your back.
  8. Materialism: The "What have you bought?" Thread

    And here’s me buying a Bluetooth speaker to listen to music
  9. Pre Season 2018

    The people that live in them should feel lucky that Joselu didn't put any of their windows out in the first half
  10. Materialism: The "What have you bought?" Thread

    If I was asking it to play Kid Rock, I'd think they were shit as well
  11. Materialism: The "What have you bought?" Thread

    Just got an Amazon Echo as part of their Prime Day sales. It's happened, I'm allowing the robots to control my life
  12. Europe --- In or Out

    "Pianne Faggott" I'm howling.
  13. The OFFICIAL Transfer Rumours Thread 2018 -2019

    I can’t believe that Ashley’s response to Rafa finishing 10th with a rag tag bunch of players is to hamstring him even further the following year, like he’s changed the difficulty to Very Hard. Actually, I can believe it.
  14. New Strips?

    Aye, the Cisse top Here's the three lads that weren't busy that day alongside Cowardly Lion lookalike, Tory arsehole, Branson
  15. New Strips?

    Not to derail from whatever these 80s adverts were supposed to be but I’ve just bought a snide replica of the new away top off DHGate and if I’m lucky, it’ll arrive before the end of the season

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