Ayatollah Hermione

The BBC laying it on a bit thick with that Man United performance, fuck me. Better in every department but you think they’d done it against a World XI and not a massively below par Chelsea.

What's amazing about their underachievement this year is that they've scored in every game which says a lot about how badly organised they must be at the back.

FWIW, I do think we'll knock a couple past these but I have no idea if they've improved at all under the new gaffer. Obviously, they haven't won but they have scored which is a positive for them, at least.

Made up for Mala getting his end away

I think she wants to loosen up that burqa so we can settle the most important question: would she get it?

I've said it before, teams treating us like a big scalp didn't seem to bother us that much. As evidenced by instant promotion rather than hilarious relegation.

Decent enough run out and it was good to see it being played at a decent tempo, even if it was largely boring. more importantly, they managed to run a live stream that didn’t buffer and fuck up every 30 seconds. That’s the real progress here.

What was Joselu doing when he was through on goal there? who decided on striker as his position when he was coming through?

They’re going to have to go on some winning run to get in the top two since Luton and Barnsley don’t look like they’re going to drop many points. So, they need to go on streaks of 4/5 wins on the bounce but they absolutely don’t know how to kill teams off. What a shame

Can tell Almiron is a good player, mind. Always passing and moving and looking to play in the gaps. Grafts his bollocks off as well. Kenedy seems to be working harder in this game than he has all season

Paid 3 quid for this because Almiron is starting tbh. Kenedy just fucked up an easy ball to play Rondon in. Money well spent

They’re getting very good at those harmonised “BEEEEWWWWW”s now. They’re like the Welsh

Accrington haven’t scored in 5 games, I believe so putting 15 quid on them scoring in the first 15 minutes.

Your pop album of the year has already been sewn up

The first thing Michael Owen mentions about Ozil is how lucky he was to have his wages doubled when Sanchez left. And he's putting dip on, the fat little shit.