Ayatollah Hermione

You’ve made the decision to completely uproot your life very easily there. I’d take a week or so to think about it

That sort of stuff is well known to us but probably isn’t to the wider crowd. I imagine for them, the excerpts are twice as interesting.

Well in HowmanHeyMam also.

May’s claims that she won’t change her tack on Brexit hold about as much weight as my claim that I’m not ordering a pizza in tonight

Class, mate. Enjoy whatever vice is yours and then boot your lasses back doors in with renewed vigour

Breaking Bad was decent but was a victim of its own hype at the time. That finale is of variable quality, to say the least

Enjoy Burton away

Been made to look stupid now.

Think when we go to Krakow, we're going to the shooting range and, with it being Eastern Europe, you just know that health and safety rules will be applied very loosely and I'll end up blowing my mate's fingers off with a Kalishnikov.

Can't get to this today but will be in town for it. Where even shows matches anymore? DM me if you don't want to blow up their spot

I'm discovering that Post-Peter Green but Pre-Buckingham Fleetwood Mac are sorely underrated

We desperately need flogged before his chickens come home to roost, mind.

at all of that. Can’t believe they’ve cut it down though, it was a masterpiece in its original form

Ploughing my money into crypto currency. Don’t need a bank if your cyber coins are held in the info cloud

My hair is quite simply fantastic. It’s got the kind of depth and volume only seen in Russian Literature