Ayatollah Hermione

Thank you for informing me of the severity of all of this, I hadn’t grasped it until just now. This is going to drag on for another lifetime, man, put the noose down.

So, what’s the crack now? The deal has to be pushed through parliament? Great news for people who love long drawn out parcels of shite.

What if God was one of us? Just a toucher on the bus

The Bulgarians are at it again, baby. and Clive is commentating on it in the most melodramatic, overwrought way, A’s is fitting tradition.

“Imagine Gateshead away”

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-50042406 Not Dick Huckle!

Thought El Camino was largely uninteresting. Jesse was only ever the 5th or 6th best character in the show so it feels like a missed opportunity to focus on him. Seems like a movie on the White family dealing with the fallout would be more interesting from a character standpoint.

I bet they use Mr Michael Douglas’ shag hammock every Wednesday

How the FUCK is Kirk Douglas still kicking his height? I’ve even followed Catherine Zeta Jones on Instagram and enabled notifications whenever she posts so I can find out first. He’s 103 in December, man. Every night he goes to bed, he must think “Well, this is the night”

Wasn’t the perceived wisdom (lol) that he did a shit job for us?

Apparently Nissan are getting rid of their night shift so that’s a massive number of their Sunderland workforce out of a job. We’re preparing for “Brexit Demand” at work. Buckle in, everyone.

He's a right thin skinned bastard, isn't he? Quick to open his mouth and release interminable "statements" whenever someone says owt nasty but not too fast to justify his methods of ownership.

Aye, David Sylvian was one of the true masters of the 80s

Got to be an approach for Sewpa Kev to keep them happy for 5 minutes