Ayatollah Hermione

Kirk FUCKING Douglas will still be kicking his height come NYE.

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/anyone-see-that-half-time-challenge-yesterday.1497896/ So wound up by a Blackpool fan winning the half time challenge that they all think he should have been chinned in the middle of the pitch. Why do they all think they’re Tony Soprano?

Joselu has 7 goals in La Liga this season

Their latest album wasn’t up to much but Sarah Cracknell put out a solo album a couple of years ago that was lush. In a similar vein but not as dance-oriented.

Had a shite this morning that was some unit. I actually had to give it the old Captain Morgan treatment; one leg lifted up on a nearby stool to give it a bit more leeway to evacuate. Nearly cracked the bottom of the bowl. The kind of shite where you need a tab after it.

Aye, the football just ruins a good day out.

Nailed on it’ll be some shit like Gola.

Both teams should be made to play that again and do it properly.

They all deserve the shit sandwich they're going to be served up but never mind that, Meenzer hasn't even tried to add me on Facebook. Think of all the great, left-wing patter I was throwing out over the last two days and he's denied me another like. Worse than shite.

The least these daft bastards can do is win tomorrow

Someone that hasn’t had a picture with Gerry Adams would do. The amount of people that saw that and hit the roof was genuinely staggering.

Fuck me, here’s another one. You’d think they weren’t shit.

Christmas jumper day is going to see millions of the thick cunts turning out in them before going home to see how many questions they can get right on The Chase.

The realities of this are genuinely terrifying. Hope he gets impeached/his heart explodes before they let those two fucking buffoons loose together.

Everyone frightened of immigrants has voted for the party that refuses to do anything about the one thing that'll cause a massive surge of them in the next 5-10 years i.e. climate change. There's no words.