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Ayatollah Hermione last won the day on August 17

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About Ayatollah Hermione

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  • Birthday 29/08/1990

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  1. Where Now?

    Spurs will be the kind of side who’ll score 3 or 4 and then ease off. It’s Man City who will get double figures.
  2. Delia's Dick Suckers V Bruce's Barmy Brigade

    I’m actually pissed off that Shelvey scored. That’ll justify him swanning about at walking pace, doing fuck all in the way of actual defending or graft. Can’t wait for a full season of him fucking about with absolutely no discipline to speak of.
  3. Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

    Actually, it seems like it’s an embarrassing new rule. Carry on but that’s a rule that seems invented to give VAR a reason to exist. What a load of shit
  4. Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

    Anyone still wanting to defend this iteration of VAR with that handball decision?
  5. Delia's Dick Suckers V Bruce's Barmy Brigade

    Saying he clearly needs time to adapt isn’t slagging him off, it’s the truth. At a well-run club, he’d be behind Rondon as he gets up to speed. Not chucked in immediately and asked to recoup 12 goals in his first season.
  6. Delia's Dick Suckers V Bruce's Barmy Brigade

    Joelinton needs time to adapt and it’s a luxury we absolutely can’t afford. It’s Mitrovic all over again where we’re asking a young kid to lead the line in his first season in England. Complete madness.
  7. Delia's Dick Suckers V Bruce's Barmy Brigade

    I'm betting on O11.5 mishit Hollywood passes from Shelvey.
  8. Televised games you're just not arsed about.

    Keown is an absolutely unbelievable gobshite. He’s spent all game praising Ceballos, Willock and Cousin It in Arsenal’s midfield. Torreria comes on, hits one shot and he’s asking why he isn’t starting that’s some packed midfield he’s wanting them to play.
  9. What mood are you in and why?

    I had one of those and aye, nightmare. Even more so when the Skype call hitched and you have to repeat everything twice. Did get to use a true power move of wearing a shirt and tie with a pair of Sondico shorts because he could only see my top half.
  10. The Hitzfeld Wankfest on ONLINE

    Heads down, lads. We’re about to get told off by Sister Assumpta
  11. Delia's Dick Suckers V Bruce's Barmy Brigade

    I can see our plan being to sit back and then hit them on the counter in the massive gaps they leave behind when we should be pressing them high up and forcing them into mistakes like Liverpool did. So, to cap it all off, we’ll probably concede early, Chase the game and end up getting picked off ourselves. Yippee
  12. Bruce Manager of NUFC

    A bit more choke and it'll start.
  13. Film/moving picture show you most recently watched

    The puppy in John Wick is very cute. Hope nothing happens to it.
  14. Bruce Manager of NUFC

    Aye Thick, gullible shite. How’s the new shirt fitting you? As for Bruce and Willems, a cursory glance shows that Willems played two games in central midfield last year, one of which saw him hauled off after 37 minutes. Bruce is a total bullshit artist, nobody believes he has any say except him.
  15. Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

    Adrian was about a yard off his line for saving that pen last night Another roaring VAR success.

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