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Ayatollah Hermione

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Ayatollah Hermione last won the day on December 26 2019

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About Ayatollah Hermione

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  • Birthday 29/08/1990

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  1. Best away fans in the Premier League

    I like the idea that those two, of all people, need belts to stop their jeans falling down.
  2. Oxford

    Suit yourself, just means I can get more renditions of “It’s Raining Men” in
  3. Best away fans in the Premier League

    My theory is that we're the best because we have to travel the furthest and therefore, drink the most. I will not show my working.
  4. Oxford

    The Black Garter has a karaoke run by a drag queen if that's your scene.
  5. Matt Ritchie

    It’s more of a worry that Wan-Bissaka strolled past Willems and he never gets past anyone.
  6. Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

    Wonder if his boyfriend prepares the meals when he’s napping all day, the lazy bastard. 5 siestas is taking the piss.
  7. Film/moving picture show you most recently watched

    The new Star Wars. It seems like it's going alright until the second hour and then it just goes fucking MENTAL. Ages since I've seen a plot just go off the rails like that, it was like two scripts stapled together.
  8. Matt Ritchie

    Willems. Some decent attacking play doesn’t excuse his nonexistent defensive ability. I agree he’d do a job in midfield though but he’s got Shelvey and the Longstaffs in front of him, I imagine
  9. Matt Ritchie

    As much as his crossing is frustratingly inconsistent, we do miss him. Capable of scoring some big goals too
  10. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

  11. Sorry that I'm not pulling myself over a dominant performance in a game we shouldn't even be playing Everything is rosy, you're right.
  12. The human gravy boat we have a manager is going to play his strongest team every time out and then knacker them for the league. He has previous.
  13. We're absolutely going to go on a cup run and get relegated, aren't we?
  14. 3-0 to Brucie's Wembley Conquering Mags
  15. I'm sure I'll be able to find it on my IPTV somewhere. Can't say I'm looking forward to that 12 year old lass at right-back giving us the runaround again, though.

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