Jump to content

Ayatollah Hermione

  • Content count

  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won


Ayatollah Hermione last won the day on April 23

Ayatollah Hermione had the most liked content!

Community Reputation

2,930 Excellent

About Ayatollah Hermione

  • Rank
    Evil Twin
  • Birthday 29/08/1990

Contact Methods

  • Website URL
  • ICQ

Recent Profile Visitors

5,406 profile views
  1. Man City...again? Is this a fucking joke!?

    Thank fuck we’re fantastic or else this could be a real embarrassment.
  2. Man City...again? Is this a fucking joke!?

    Having spent 20 minutes watching that, I have hereby concluded that I’d rather eat a glass salad.
  3. Man City...again? Is this a fucking joke!?

    An absolute piece of piss that goal. All the more baffling that this pair of pricks on BT are wanking over it. Their coverage is grim.
  4. Man City...again? Is this a fucking joke!?

    Got a fiver on Tim Allen last goal scorer.
  5. Coronavirus

    Whoops, CT got a hold of my account there.
  6. Coronavirus

    Going for a bank holiday Monday curry for my birthday thanks to these savings. Wow, what a government. Not like Team Nasty!!!
  7. Newcastle United: Mike Ashley puts Premier League club up for sale

    The coast is clear. God bless Tory bloodlust.
  8. The Guitar Thread

    And they still never have what you’re looking for
  9. General Random Conversation..

    Awful circumstances but at least I won’t have to hear their boring fucking racket for a while.
  10. Coronavirus

    Seems like it’s time to intervene on China. And after that, we might as well sort Japan out when we’re next door.
  11. mackem messageboard gold

    Why do they think Watmore would have been a world beater? He was a headless chicken before the injuries. If the seats weren’t there, he’d keep running out the stadium.
  12. Other games 2019/2020

    It'd be a terrible shame if Liverpool got a rocket up their arse and took it out on Villa.
  13. Coronavirus

    When you consider the state of men’s toilets in pubs all over the town, it’s fucking incredible that there’s are by far the worst. Fucking manky
  14. Coronavirus

    Was just coming to post that
  15. Coronavirus

    The queues for the Black Garter, man. Imagine waiting months to go to a pub and that being your first choice.

Recent tweets

Toontastic Facebook

Donate to Toontastic

Keeping the lights on since... well ages ago