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Ayatollah Hermione

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Ayatollah Hermione last won the day on April 21

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About Ayatollah Hermione

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  • Birthday 29/08/1990

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  1. What mood are you in and why?

    The girth to length ratio has to be spot on. Or cock on, if you will.
  2. mackem messageboard gold

    Aye but that'll all become readily apparent to them when the club organise a competition for a lucky fan to mow the pitch to save money
  3. mackem messageboard gold

    This new owner is absolutely the type of bloke who will be seen down the club shop, printing names on the back of new tops to show that everyone is mucking in. They're going to be run like a destitute non-league club that values "community" and I, for one, can't wait.
  4. mackem messageboard gold

    Howay then, give me the takes about him being a better manager than Rafa. I need it. Hook it to my veins
  5. Lee Charnley

    Our owners must be the only people who believe words are stronger than actions
  6. mackem messageboard gold

    Michael Martin is certainly fucking miserable and pious enough to be a mackem anyway
  7. Generic small time football blather thread 2017/18

    I'm not surprised; it's the first time that those small-time losers have come to any sort of world class talent in about 20 years
  8. Generic small time football blather thread 2017/18

    If I was Villa, I’d let him go. What kind of self-important bairn goes on like Terry has? Get rid of his wages and look for a centre half who isn’t finished to put in your side
  9. mackem messageboard gold

    As an aside, remember their Invest in Africa sponsorship debacle?
  10. What are you listening to ?

    Kali Uchis - Isolation Genre-hopping modern pop music that's well recommended if you enjoy the likes of Janelle Monae and enjoying yourself
  11. Generic small time football blather thread 2017/18

    Fuck me, you're hard work
  12. World Cup 2018

    Thank fuck it's managed by Martinez anyway
  13. General Random Conversation..

    Fucking get a grip, you dopey winnit
  14. Recommend me something to watch!

    To be fair, it peaked when that Hispanic lady policeman got her kit off. If she had been fanny naked for the stupid twist, I'd have probably kept watching.
  15. Recommend me something to watch!

    Altered Carbon went well off the rails by the end so I can't be arsed finishing it. Went on to watch A Bit of Fry and Laurie for the first time and when does it get funny? It's all a bit self-congratulatory

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