Ayatollah Hermione

Speaking of Palestinian heroes, it's St George's Day today. As evidenced by all the racists you know changing their Facebook profile picture to the England flag.

Christ, I really hope they get beat in the semis of the playoffs. Just end the season on the wettest fart possible.

If they actually manage to fuck up getting out of the third division

I remember Man United drawing away at Peterborough while their rivals, Barnsley and Portsmouth, kept winning like it was yesterday

Checkbook Charnaz is such a keen operator that he’ll be able to oversee all the commotion with no bother, man

Rafa planting his flag pretty clearly on BT there

When Michael Owen is arguing our side then you know you’ve fucked up.

What on Earth is the point of having a ref on BT? I don’t think I’ve ever seen them disagree with a decision that is made. Anyway, I hope tory boy there is happy that he’s probably cost his team the match. It was fairly sedate until he didn’t get his walking papers. After that, the crowd went up, we got the bit between our teeth and they’ve shit themselves.

Man City winning the title with 5 consecutive 1-0 wins would be hilarious

Foden showing great instincts to get in and score. Absolutely cannot wait to remain undefeated at international level for the next decade.

My main takeaway from their match yesterday is that if those two teams are among the top 6 teams in that league, I can only imagine how absolutely garbage the rest of them are.

This album came out and it's exactly what you can ever need from a pop album. Packed with hooks, choruses and with more character and fun than you can shake a stick at. Hopefully she'll become a superstar.

That one as well. Of course, I don't go to museums because I'm not a nerd.

Very much enjoying the idea of Hodgson holding hands with him as they wander around the National History Museum.

Glad that was in spoilers. Added a nice element of surprise to someone else hating the mackems. I knew it was coming but I didn't know what form it was going to take. Does this mean we have a patented "Special Relationship" with Coventry now?