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This thread is even more random than the random conversation thread. When did it become a bad thing to have somewhere to keep your stuff? :cry:

 

 

When a woman thinks its a good idea to have a whole suitcase worth of stuff in her handbag.

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This thread is even more random than the random conversation thread. When did it become a bad thing to have somewhere to keep your stuff? :cry:

 

 

Man bags I just don't get - lasses being lasses need handbags but I can't think of anything I need to carry that doesn't go in pockets. If I was going to the gym I'd use a sports bag - a laptop would have its own bag, bait I would take in a carrier bag - I honestly don't see what a man bag leaves room for in a normal bloke's life.

 

No doubt Fish will be along at some point to inform us.

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My wallet contains cards only. Notes and change just go in my pocket.

 

My boss keeps his mobile phone on a belt clip, his pens in his shirt pocket, and has a change pouch which is entirely separate to his wallet..........and is made from denim. Confirmed dick.

 

I went for years not carrying a wallet and just chucking a card and cash in my pocket when I went out. Even now when I go out on a night or whatever I tend to just take debit card and cash in my pocket and leave the wallet at home.

 

A* across the board.

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This thread is even more random than the random conversation thread. When did it become a bad thing to have somewhere to keep your stuff? :cry:

 

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Men have somewhere to keep their stuff....in their pockets. putting your change in a recepticle inside your pocket is as good as wearing a pantyliner.

 

FACT!

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This thread is even more random than the random conversation thread. When did it become a bad thing to have somewhere to keep your stuff? :cry:

 

:(

 

Men have somewhere to keep their stuff....in their pockets. putting your change in a recepticle inside your pocket is as good as wearing a pantyliner.

 

FACT!

 

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Men with big chunky wallets are insecure. FACT. Add silly bright coloured watch to that.......AND rings of any description.

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Rarely use a wallet when I go for a night out although that's not because I'm manly it's because your jeans look better without the big pocket bulge. One big bulge is enough, etc. Use the pouch in my wallet for change though. I am conscious of appearing a tad like Norris off Corrie at times though. :cry:

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Nothing is sadder to watch than a grown man triffling/sorting bits of change at the checkout....

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Wallet for cards and notes, don't really have that much change as I empty it into a change bowl whenever I get home.

Wallet, phone, headphones and keys each have their respective pockets.

I have a messenger bag in which I keep A4 pad, notebook, pens, Newspaper, anything that's a bit of an awkward shape (sunglasses case, deodourant, security passes, umbrella :cry: )

 

 

I rarely take the bag out with me unless I'm going to work, or have a specific need of a bag like if I'm shopping for a few small items. Really don't like carrying small plastic CD bags and stuff like that.

 

I don't understand these small bags men have taken to carrying all their shit in. There has to be a reason for the bag.

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Seriously though, is there anything sadder than having the right money but, for example, breaking into a £20 note because you're concerned with looking macho at the checkout. Fucking hell, I've heard it all now :cry::( :(

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My wallet contains cards only. Notes and change just go in my pocket.

 

My boss keeps his mobile phone on a belt clip, his pens in his shirt pocket, and has a change pouch which is entirely separate to his wallet..........and is made from denim. Confirmed dick.

 

I went for years not carrying a wallet and just chucking a card and cash in my pocket when I went out. Even now when I go out on a night or whatever I tend to just take debit card and cash in my pocket and leave the wallet at home.

 

A* across the board.

 

I'm an A* dick?

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Seriously though, is there anything sadder than having the right money but, for example, breaking into a £20 note because you're concerned with looking macho at the checkout. Fucking hell, I've heard it all now :cry::( :(

 

I think it's ok if you thrust your hand into your pocket and pull out a handful of change, maybe a bit of fluff and a wrigleys extra that's fallen out the packet. It's when you have little pouch with the change in and do the little mini-shake to try and get the coin you need to rise to the top, that things start to go wrong.

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Wallet for cards and notes, don't really have that much change as I empty it into a change bowl whenever I get home.

Wallet, phone, headphones and keys each have their respective pockets.

I have a messenger bag in which I keep A4 pad, notebook, pens, Newspaper, anything that's a bit of an awkward shape (sunglasses case, deodourant, security passes, umbrella :cry: )

 

 

I rarely take the bag out with me unless I'm going to work, or have a specific need of a bag like if I'm shopping for a few small items. Really don't like carrying small plastic CD bags and stuff like that.

 

I don't understand these small bags men have taken to carrying all their shit in. There has to be a reason for the bag.

 

Stussy.

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Seriously though, is there anything sadder than having the right money but, for example, breaking into a £20 note because you're concerned with looking macho at the checkout. Fucking hell, I've heard it all now :cry::(:(

 

to be fair there are plenty of times I'll just use a note because I can't be arsed rooting around for the right change.

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Seriously though, is there anything sadder than having the right money but, for example, breaking into a £20 note because you're concerned with looking macho at the checkout. Fucking hell, I've heard it all now :cry::( :(

 

I think it's ok if you thrust your hand into your pocket and pull out a handful of change, maybe a bit of fluff and a wrigleys extra that's fallen out the packet. It's when you have little pouch with the change in and do the little mini-shake to try and get the coin you need to rise to the top, that things start to go wrong.

 

Spot on. :razz:

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Seriously though, is there anything sadder than having the right money but, for example, breaking into a £20 note because you're concerned with looking macho at the checkout. Fucking hell, I've heard it all now :cry::(:(

 

to be fair there are plenty of times I'll just use a note because I can't be arsed rooting around for the right change.

 

Do fling the note or rest it down gently though??? :razz:

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If I'm getting the metro I'll tend to have a bag to keep iPod/book/bottle of water or whatever in. Nowt wrong with that.

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