McFaul 44 Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 You can't get mortal drunk two days in a row without a four day hangover You call modern music "shite" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 44 Posted March 30, 2011 Author Share Posted March 30, 2011 Most of your favourite matches were 15 years ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 You go in a bar where you know you'll get a seat instead of one packed with totty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 44 Posted March 30, 2011 Author Share Posted March 30, 2011 You see women 5 and 6 years younger than you who look haggered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 6705 Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 You see young women wearing virtually Nowt in the city centre late at night and your first thought is how cold they must be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 44 Posted March 30, 2011 Author Share Posted March 30, 2011 You see young women wearing virtually Nowt in the city centre late at night and your first thought is how cold they must be. That's a good one, thankfully am not there yet. You click PaulWynRobbins profile and you notice you're only 8 years younger than him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 you think you will never see NUFC play in europe again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 9342 Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 You would rather go for a meal and to the cinema rather than stand in Blu Bambu til 3am Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 44 Posted March 30, 2011 Author Share Posted March 30, 2011 You're thinking of getting a pension plan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 News readers look young. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 653 Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Doctors look young. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50776 Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Looking at your pubes makes you think of Alistair Darling. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 44 Posted March 30, 2011 Author Share Posted March 30, 2011 You tell everyone Pop Idol, Pop Factors and X Factor is shit telly for the thick masses, while sitting watching Horizon on BBC2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50776 Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 You tell everyone Pop Idol, Pop Factors and X Factor is shit telly for the thick masses, while sitting watching Horizon on BBC2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan 0 Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 You remember the 80's in glorious pink and blue techno colour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 You prefer wandering round B&Q to going clothes shopping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney 0 Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 You realise you're too old to be discovered by a PL scout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 9342 Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 You book a holiday based on what there is to do there rather than how late the bars stay open Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 You would rather go for a meal and to the cinema rather than stand in Blu Bambu til 3am Alex James hit the nail on the head when he said you celebrate your 20th with alcohol, your 30th with drugs and your 40th with food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 9342 Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Yeah I can totally relate to that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 You would rather go for a meal and to the cinema rather than stand in Blu Bambu til 3am Alex James hit the nail on the head when he said you celebrate your 20th with alcohol, your 30th with drugs and your 40th with food. Spot on that like. Also pretty sad affair that I can relate to most of the comments here. Apart from the LM one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Yeah I can totally relate to that Not 'you' personally, obviously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 44 Posted March 30, 2011 Author Share Posted March 30, 2011 You would rather go for a meal and to the cinema rather than stand in Blu Bambu til 3am Alex James hit the nail on the head when he said you celebrate your 20th with alcohol, your 30th with drugs and your 40th with food. Spot on that like. Also pretty sad affair that I can relate to most of the comments here. Apart from the LM one I think everyone over the age of say 27 unless you're a lass, can relate to my Horizon comment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 You would rather go for a meal and to the cinema rather than stand in Blu Bambu til 3am Alex James hit the nail on the head when he said you celebrate your 20th with alcohol, your 30th with drugs and your 40th with food. Spot on that like. Also pretty sad affair that I can relate to most of the comments here. Apart from the LM one I think everyone over the age of say 27 unless you're a lass, can relate to my Horizon comment. Funny how lasses just are (mostly) not into that kinda stuff? Wor lass pretty much never watches any of that stuff I like. Though she is into the crime and investigation stuff that I'm not that fussed on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 You read this thread nodding your head in agreement then realise most of the other posters are older than you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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