Recommend me a gym with a pool, steam, sauna jacuzzi

[Kid Dynamite 5924]

Haha. I'm just so fuckin fat at the moment, and no one accepts it. 2 and a half years ago I was fitter than the hospital assistant on here who probably wanks looking in the mirror, but now oh dear.

 

When you stop getting the bus to Sunderland for Chinese buffets you can give me grief fatty arbuckle. That would also save us from having to hear about how fat you are for the 10th time without you having actually done anything about it

 

Fat people can still take public toilet selfies btw, don't let that put you off