snakehips 0 Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 ...but I am bored and wishing to use my new-found skills, I just thought I would post this: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted November 3, 2006 Author Share Posted November 3, 2006 ...but I am bored and wishing to use my new-found skills, I just thought I would post this: Wonder what colour his piss is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 ...but I am bored and wishing to use my new-found skills, I just thought I would post this: Wonder what colour his piss is? Why?! Why would you wonder what colour his piss is?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 ...but I am bored and wishing to use my new-found skills, I just thought I would post this: Wonder what colour his piss is? Why?! Why would you wonder what colour his piss is?! Don't interrupt the guy's internal monologue thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted November 3, 2006 Author Share Posted November 3, 2006 ...but I am bored and wishing to use my new-found skills, I just thought I would post this: Wonder what colour his piss is? Why?! Why would you wonder what colour his piss is?! Just following that other 'wee' thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags 1 Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 Snake Hips ----->snake hiss ---->snake piss..... male logic at it's highest echelon. Well done Snakey, well done! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.../\......\o/... 0 Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 Snakes don't piss, they only shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 18377 Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 Snake Hips ----->snake hiss ---->snake piss..... male logic at it's highest echelon. Well done Snakey, well done! -------> piss flaps Have I got the hang of this yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 Snake Hips ----->snake hiss ---->snake piss..... male logic at it's highest echelon. Well done Snakey, well done! Nice try Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 Snake Hips ----->snake hiss ---->snake piss..... male logic at it's highest echelon. Well done Snakey, well done! Nice try Alex plumbs new depths of pedantry! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 48 Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 Reminds me of a recent stand up act someone done. Going on about when lasses ask you that question you all hate to be asked "what are you thinking". You know, cos its the last thing thats truely ours alone and not shared. What the lass expects is some romantic or deep thought when in fact we were imagining what it would be like to be a spy, maybe hiding behind the tv or summit. Anyway, was funny when he done it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 Reminds me of a recent stand up act someone done. Going on about when lasses ask you that question you all hate to be asked "what are you thinking". You know, cos its the last thing thats truely ours alone and not shared. What the lass expects is some romantic or deep thought when in fact we were imagining what it would be like to be a spy, maybe hiding behind the tv or summit. Anyway, was funny when he done it... Hate that question because usually the answer is 'Well, to be honest, I'm thinking how I feel pretty bored and distanced by/from you right now.' Although the answer I give is 'how nice this is.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted November 3, 2006 Author Share Posted November 3, 2006 Reminds me of a recent stand up act someone done. Going on about when lasses ask you that question you all hate to be asked "what are you thinking". You know, cos its the last thing thats truely ours alone and not shared. What the lass expects is some romantic or deep thought when in fact we were imagining what it would be like to be a spy, maybe hiding behind the tv or summit. Anyway, was funny when he done it... Hate that question because usually the answer is 'Well, to be honest, I'm thinking how I feel pretty bored and distanced by/from you right now.' Although the answer I give is 'how nice this is.' Reminds me of a true story I posted on the old toontastic board many, many moons ago. I was lying in bed with mrs hips, one fine Sunday morning. The nubile Mrs hips leaned over and asked, 'What are you thinking?' So I told her. 'I hope Liverpool get stuffed today!' She didn't seem interested in 'getting it on' for some strange reason after that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 Reminds me of a recent stand up act someone done. Going on about when lasses ask you that question you all hate to be asked "what are you thinking". You know, cos its the last thing thats truely ours alone and not shared. What the lass expects is some romantic or deep thought when in fact we were imagining what it would be like to be a spy, maybe hiding behind the tv or summit. Anyway, was funny when he done it... Hate that question because usually the answer is 'Well, to be honest, I'm thinking how I feel pretty bored and distanced by/from you right now.' Although the answer I give is 'how nice this is.' Reminds me of a true story I posted on the old toontastic board many, many moons ago. I was lying in bed with mrs hips, one fine Sunday morning. The nubile Mrs hips leaned over and asked, 'What are you thinking?' So I told her. 'I hope Liverpool get stuffed today!' She didn't seem interested in 'getting it on' for some strange reason after that Should have said you were referring to her mersey tunnel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 Mind I doubt you'd have caused much congestion with your bookies pencil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted November 3, 2006 Author Share Posted November 3, 2006 Mind I doubt you'd have caused much congestion with your bookies pencil. SHATIT!! It's a fookin' monsta tbh. I've had it off twice and I've got two kids - dangerous weapon that pencil! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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