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Did you see their banner? Not enough in the row to hold it up. 6 in a row.Aye,the average number sitting in a row.

Already a 3 page thread about this on RTG he’s a faux Geordie who is trying to curry favour with the masses apparently, Paul Dummett that was born in Newcastle and come through the NUFC academy is a faux Geordie they really are a desperate bunch. They also all call him shite, despite the fact he’d be the best defender they’d have on their books if he played for them. They really need to wake up to where their club are at if they think they can call a Premeeeyah leeeygue player shite. They’ll be lucky if a player of his level plays for them in the next 3 years at the very least

Has the Fish been on RTG yet to reassure them that it’s all okay and they still have a decent chance of staying up?

They always jump to the “we’d chin them” craic now, can’t say it’s a surprise as it’s yet another completely untestable metric since ‘classy’ is now out due to, you know, them giving a kiddie fiddler support. I saw it in all of the “we’re paranoid the Maggie’s are going to be at the Wolves match” threads, as they all started with a “aye we’d just kick their heads in”, as if they’re a fan base of Connor McGregors

Watch from 7.06 Absolute gerld.

Might get to a few of their games next season. It's important to support the game at grassroots level in the region

“ Just sit back and remember when we relegated them. They’ve never done that to us. We did it to ourselves” Mackems summed up in three lines

Had an absolute boatload of jobs to do yesterday, completely missed out on any football all day. How did the mackems get on?

Centimetres or inches?

If they did active shooter drills at my office, all the fat lasses would fall over each other and special Steven would shite himself and stink the place out for months

Hope they win their remaining games

this weekend has been simply brilliant

"Snowball in a microwave" Fucking hell man this is too good.

Dummett knows.

Allardyce would get a better return, marra.

Can we adopt that kid wbo predicted that Burton would win 2-1?

Stay classy Perfect.

Perhaps that one was better off staying in my head!

27-3-1970 to all those hard makem bastards.HMB.

It's a real 'Mag-a-thon' over there right now. Things must be quiet at the minute. Nothing substantial must've happened to their club or anything like that?

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/mags-in-pub.1427780/ 'Mags in a pub' Dear Christ. Only read the first page and that's enough. Supposedly overhears a mag saying he's put a bet on us to beat Everton and our next game and that equates to us going to win every game from now on plus we love Ashley now. Other mackems also chipping in about how Ashley is the bees knees now whilst others accusing the eavesdropper of being a Mag or calling him out for not going in 'windmilling' the mags. They are beyond help, now.

It’s brilliant like, they pile onto Short then say they need managers that he has already hired previously who were shite. Stupid inbred cunts.

That is one of the finest examples of Mackem behaviour I’ve ever seen. Absolute gold.

I'm just gutted I can't enjoy any of this because of 6 in a row FTM. That entirely arbitrary achievement by the mackems has broken me.

Aye and to be fair to Moyes he’s getting a good return out of him as well.

Mad, staring eyes. All I can see is his mad staring eyes.

Sinks cooking lager…” Eehhhhhhhhhhh”

They'll only agree if Burton finish 4th bottom iirc. #Mackemlogic

How they still think they relegated us man, if that’s the case then so did the 16 teams that finished above them that season. What is a fact though is Burton Albion put the final nail in their cardboard box coffin to send them down to the third division.

It's real. Coleman even gave it as an excuse for their abysmal performance. Apparently after every match (defeat) they had a full film crew in their faces. Very off-putting allegedly.

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/we-aren’t-relegated-yet.1427610/

Well, it is Sunderland

Toried your post

Always sad when a life gets cut short.

It's absolutely class how the realisation slowly set in that they were down. A few news outlets reported it and the head scratching began. I mean the Championship is not the top flight and not where we all want to be but it's full of big, decent football clubs. Derby, N. Forest, Leeds, Sheff Wed etc. Where they're going now (and we have never been) is the land of Luton, Accrington Stanley, Fleetwood Town. Hopefully Notts County get themselves up and Shola runs riot. Lads this is class mind. It's only 2 years ago they were 'kicking on' under Fat Sam. Hahaha. Fuck off

I couldn’t be happier at the moment if Scarlett Johansson was rimming me. As if I’d if them going down wasn’t enough. But bent scoring the equaliser for burton and the thick cunts not even knowing they were down! Christ I’m not expecting any Christmas presents for the next century.

The perfect symmetry, man. Our first season - Champions Their first season - Bottom

More seasons in the third tier than they’ve had in Europe

Best double drop since my raving days

INJECT THIS INTO MY FUCKING VEINS

I'll be honest, the odd piss take aside, I like all the north east teams do well. It's not good for the region......

IF!

welling up watching that trailer

that's given me goosebumps.

Surely if a mad man knows that there are teachers armed with handguns then he's going to go in there with a bulletproof vest and an assault rifle. I'd imagine he'll kill quite a few before someone manages to stop him.