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I think we're all beginning to lose sight of the real issue here, which is: what are we going to call ourselves? I think it comes down to a choice between the ‘League Against Cockney Arseholes’ or, my own personal preference, which is the ‘Committee for the Hasty Removal of Ignorant Southern Tosspots Masquerading As Skilled Trustees of Regional Established Enterprises’. One drawback with that - the abbreviation is ‘CHRISTMAS TREE’.

Can we just get something clear. Toontastic.net isn't like these other forums where you can just waltz in and suddenly make friends with people. We're snobby, rather perpetual and overall cliquey. Most of us have known each other for years, I went to my first piss up when I was 16 and that was 16 years ago. Don't get excited - those numbers add up to 32. We've filled our quota on contrary twats and that quota is one and we let him stay out of sympathy or something. Basically we don't want your 'different opinion' or your 'take on things'. I want opinions I already know well in advance and agree with. We don't want to be your friend, fuck off. Signed, The Staff

Absolutely no reason to buy anyone after tonight’s performance. It would just be an unnecessary use of Mike’s funds which are desperately needed to buy up failing high st stores

Cheers mate. I picture you as a coke-snorting scotch poodle. Just thought I’d add that to the conversation

Since it's related, it's absolutely mind-boggling that all these protest groups will try anything besides just cancelling their season ticket and not going

“Chronic Underfunding is Not The Future, Leave Ashley Please, you Shithouse” is mine. or CUNTFLAPS for short

Anyone else hear that pile of shit on Talksport this morning? One of our fans going on about how Rafa should be sacked for not having a go 😂 and he wouldn’t give money to spend to a manager that’s threatening to leave HES THREATENING TO LEAVE BECAUSE HES GETTING NO MONEY TO SPEND YOU STUPID CUNT I can’t stand some people I must admit, it blows my mind how thick most people are when it comes to football (not just football). I hope when Rafa leaves the whole lot gets burnt to the ground it’s what Ashley deserves and it’s what the ‘fans’ who go and line his pockets deserve. When we are in the championship being managed by Pulis they’ll still be buying season tickets and shirts, god help us

Is there anything to be said for opening a pub? We could call it Nightclub of Committee for the Hasty Removal of Ignorant Southern Tosspots Masquerading As Skilled Trustees of Regional Established Enterprises. The plus side is we could use the acronym NO CHRISTMASTREE.

Rafa trolling them

I can give my mangina a trim and break out the weekend dresses if you’re desperate.

I bucked one for a bit but turns out she didn’t know who Robbie Elliott was so bit of a gobshite, really. Canny lazy between the sheets as well so you want to look elsewhere, my friend

I don’t believe it but if any of this is true it’s down to Rafa. He’s beaten the fat boy at his attempted war of attrition. Still if it’s true it’s papering over massive cracks and has taken a protest, possible cancellation of season tickets and the manager possibly walking away to get a few signings in. Ridiculous

You cynical bastard. Exactly what I thought.

I'd like to propose running with "MAN BOOBS" Mike Ashley Now Bugger Off, you Obese Bastard Shithead

Let's get tough. The time for talking is over. Call it extreme if you like, but I propose that while he's reeling from a major - and I mean major - leaflet campaign, we follow up with a car boot sale, some street theatre and possibly even some benefit concerts. OK? Now, if that's not enough, I'm sorry, it's time for the T-shirts: "Ashley Out" ... "Slug-like Cockney Life Forms, No Thanks" ... and if that's not enough, well, I don't know what is.

I can't believe there are still people in existence who think Ashley is ignorant rather than a massive cunt How hard is it to learn?

I'm at work so missed this. I suppose we got hammered?

I love being wrong! WHAT A RESULT.

14th! Effectively 6 points clear when factoring in GD. Almiron transfer cancelled

A pen and a goal in stoppage time. Same old shithouses eh Fuck em! WE WON!!!!

RITCHIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! YYYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! https://streamja.com/NGWB

"Ah need some transfer craic for me loyal puntaz, Kit. What ya got?" "The Almiron deal is OFF, Michael, err, I mean Lee."

The goal aside we've acquitted ourselves fairly well, they've not created many clear cut chances and we've had one or two breaks.

Keown...unless you mean the german ones.

German commentators are saying that Rafa is sitting in a fast car but not given any fuel.

Wrong thread? I can understand posting it to the one called "this is a joke" mind you.

Hayden and Longstaff starting in centre mid against De bruyne, Silva and Fernandinho

Fulham and Atlanta United supporter here. Just wanted to drop in to say you've got yourselves a good one if the Almiron transfer goes through. We've been told he's traveling for his medical currently. Despite what you might think about the competition, MLS was always a stopping point for Miggy on the way up the ladder. He's got more potential than he'd have realized in our league and I'll be watching to see how Rafa works to help him maximize it in the PL. I think you'll be pleasantly surprised if you have your doubts.

It’s come to this

What was that MP called again?

Ryder even released a video saying the deal was off, which means fuck all obviously.

https://www.christies.com/features/David-Gilmour-legendary-Black-Strat-comes-to-auction-9637-3.aspx

You might be better trying Twitter. There's a London based lass that contributes to the True Faith podcast I think.

Hope he doesnt use Sala's guy to book the flights mind

Aye that’s the rumour. I’m almost at the point where sadly I’d like to see it happen, it would basically cement relegation for this year which would save us having to watch Phil Brown or whoever take us down. It might then cut that year off Ashley’s ownership if after being a Championship side for a bit he cuts his losses and fucks off. That’s about my only reason though, I now can’t see him ever selling us while we are a Premier League side. What a nightmare of a bloke for making NUFC borderline intolerable to support and have me almost wishing one of our best managers ever would leave.

Imagine owning a Premier League football club, the most lucrative money spinner there is which has guaranteed money every year and not making that your main focus and instead relying on hoovering up dying retail stores that nobody goes in anymore

Good to see your health is looking up which is the main thing

Rafa is a professional. So there is some good news then?

That's me telt. I thought you were a Phil Collins tribute act for a second.

Enjoyed this read. Hipsters ruin everything. https://www.nytimes.com/2019/01/24/sports/spakenburg-derby-netherlands.html

And to top it off he wants to keep control of the club shops and advertising boards even if he does sell the club. Which effectively means he won't sell the club, cos anyone worth having as owner would laugh in his face at those demands

That might be the out and out best summary of this place I've ever seen

He’s trying his best to be diplomatic imo, he doesn’t want to rile the fat cunt up and have zero chance of any signings, our chances are slim enough. Everyone knows the craic here so Benitez coming out and saying “the bloke that owns the club is a whopper, and his penfold looking minion doesn’t know his arse from his elbow” doesn’t really do anything. He can save that for his book one day.

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I don't know about you all, but I think this could be the week when Mike Ashley can rightly say he is getting the hang of this football lark.

I’m beyond that even. Total apathy on my part.

I’ll never accept that stupid fucking “he wasn’t convicted so they were fine to act how they did” it’s utter nonsense. Iirc he was out on bail while the CPS was gathering evidence, also no one here is saying the mackems should have been booing him but as Rayvin said they chanted “he fucks who he wants” and gave him over the top vocal support. What they did was abhorrent. Also that stadium is a fucking joke, PL standard Aye keep cracking them. It’s a soulless, flat pack stadium surrounded by nothing, the facilities inside are on par with koko’s in North Shields. It’s a League One club playing in a championship standard stadium with a fan base that quite happily backed a sex offender.