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PR man says exactly what they want to hear. It must be true.

Today’s Zombie route is supposed to take them across the transporter bridge. Its closed

I'm not saying that staging a fireworks display when you're on the telly is Mackem behaviour, I'm just saying that nobody would be surprised if Sunderland followed suit.

There is absolutely no chance he means any of that. What a total bunch of bellends lapping that in. When a player signs for Newcastle and trots out the typical big club patter the same people in that thread are falling over each other to talk how the mags lap it up. They literally do not fill their fucking stadium, they keep going on and on about the amount of people trying to get tickets to the Johnstone paint trophy (or whatever it’s called who fucking cares it’s like a plastic participation trophy, our youth team was in it ffs) how about those people buy tickets to their usual games. It’s also class they keep saying when they get to the Championship, they call us deluded and arrogant . Also, the investor craic has been something they’ve been plugging since day one was it the Monaco owners billionaire son in law that was going to be investing when they first took over? This methven and Donaldson are absolute snake oil salesmen, I’m glad the mackems keep lapping it up tbf as they’re going nowhere near the PL with them two.

Did Shearer do motd? If so what did he say? Surprised Merson was siding with us on Dean being a cunt. Maybe too much coke at Cheltenham

Daft cunt had his phone out all game rather than actually supporting us when we went behind. He can shove it up his arse, widthways

Do they like ickle Tommeh because he’s also unconcerned about child abuse if it isn’t being done by Muslims?

They’d do it Mackem style though- hand out Aldi sparklers to the filthy horde, a true Stadium of Light spectacle.

Suck it up.

First - https://streamable.com/dpn5u Second - https://streamable.com/kb2pj Glorious Third - https://streamable.com/ll5hj Suarezs goal was alright too I suppose - https://streamable.com/ouznv

Are you free David? After a weekend with visitors from the north east this Dorset lad is fuckin battered 🍺

The pack of bastards

And Mollie Sugden! Whatever happened to her, eh? And her pussy?

Just goes to show how bad that league is...

Nah I think they might even fail at the final hurdle getting promoted this year. Luton and Portsmouth are better teams, probably Barnsley as well. Anyway marra if the checkatrade is so Mickey Mouse how come Newcastle have never qualified for it?

“Planning”

'Quick, get our last cow! Charlie's down to his last bag of magic beans! QUICK, MARRA!!"

If CT liked football he’d be gutted. Wtf did he think he was doing btw?

Not sure what’s funnier, you telling him to fuck off after he tried to make friends with you or him trying to make friends after you called him Gary Glitter

Can't see them doing similar atm under 'The Don' as they're watching every penny on account of them not having many pennies. But...... If they did go down that route I'd expect there to be a special 'bond' between the clubs with Wolves obviously hating NUFC whilst respecting SAFC immensely.

Trying just a bit too hard with the soopafan act now

That assumes everyone is equally stupid. You categorically prove that isn’t the case

Mackem logic.

What an unutterable cunt Farage is.

Labour are going to whip for the Kyle ammendment. No idea on potential numbers for this, but would be the right thing to do going forward imo.

Fuck off

Aye I was greifing him. I take sole credit for the goal.

Great trolling from Led by Donkeys.

By not that way inclined, he's means because you're an adult

Don’t worry Benitez will be gone soon, it’ll be really mint then.

Aye the bloke is an out and out arsehole. Allegedly said “the Llorente sub really went well for you” to Poch before he went mental, which tbh I can see being the case as I can’t see Poch reacting to that extent to just the decisions. Followed that up the following week by doing that pathetic hiding the match ball from Aguero after Aguero had equaled Shearers hat trick record. He’s always got to be centre stage, total fucking arsehole.

They're calling it the Gammonball Run