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It’s nice to see someone playing for one of the clubs further down the league getting some recognition.

Crowded House?

Penny farthings on the street, riding. Motor cars were funny things, frightening. Bow and hoops and spinning tops. Penny dreadfuls, lollipops. Comic Cuts, all different things.

Who knew that banging on about things from 20 years ago and promising a nebulous, fictional concept of playing football the "Man United Way" is actually less important than things like man management, motivation and tactical nous? I'm glad the horrible little shit is being exposed as a useless little fraud who was clearly only telling players what they wanted to hear and is now cracking under the pressure after one bad run. They had a decent first half (well, 35 minutes) last night and he clearly had no idea what to do once Man City shuffled the deck. Norwegian John Carver is right; banging on about the past to cover up for a complete lack of ideas.

“ Anyone know any cheap hotels in Kings Landing, Marra?”

The potential is there? I mean aye it is because there are that many seats but they weren’t filling it in the Premier League, even with £5 tickets and free giveaways with blue pop and chicken dippahs thrown in.

Fuck me, this last season must be thrilling.

@Monkeys Fist putting the wanking smilie on hold till he ascertains that that's definitely a bit of fanny, (what with it being Eurovision and all that, you never know).

Aye, can’t wait for all the narrative around that game. We won’t be able to get moved for all the narrative for the whole weekend, everything will just be dripping in narrative.

Had the cheek to criticise Man City for fouling as well Last time I checked, cynical fouls and being whinging little pricks was very much a part of the glorious Ferguson's DNA

Fucking laughable how sky built up a title decider in the latter stages of the season and a derby as well then spend all pre-match and post-match talking about the losers and also rans rather than the actual title race. Can you imagine last nights game in hand for Man City was against us and they beat us this time. How much time would've been used to talk about NUFC? We'd have been the same irrelevance to their title narrative as Man U should've been once they'd been dusted aside. As for the losers, fair play to Keane who was closer to the truth than Neville who used the classic 'agents fault' instead of calling out the player involved, but even Keane questioned the desire when surely it's not just down to desire, some of their players are just not good enough to be anywhere near a title challenging side. We all pissed ourselves laughing when the Norwegian Carver© got the job and to the surprise of no fucker at all he's hit the Glenn Roeder season 2 stage in season 1 already. 26 years trying to buy the title is a fond memory and I reckon there's a chance they could emulate that. (10 years is a knocking bet).

Whatever, Michael Fish.

Makes me laugh. They were banging on about how great Rashford was. He was decent when he attacked Kompany, but that didn't happen after Kompany floored him by standing his ground. They didnt attacked Kompany at all. If the little assassin had any brains about him they would have made him their focal point and put him under pressure. Rashford did absolutley fuck all in the second half. Pogba was he even on the pitch? Laughable. All the media and commentators bang on about 'ooo what would Sir Alex have done' Forget about that red nosed fucker, he's gone. He retired over 5 years ago now FFS. That's their problem. They can't let go of how he would have done it.

I think they have the potential to go bankrupt. Once the bank realises del boy and rodney can’t finance the wage bill

Who cares? It’s some historically entitled cunts versus some oil rich entitled cunts. The game is gone. League 1 is where it’s at.

That is the first time I have ever heard that particular cunt's voice, watched anything to do with him, or known what he looked like. I cannot believe he takes himself seriously. Is it possible that he doesn't? But then no, he wouldn't run for office. Do people actually listen to that voice coming out of that face and think what this fucking moron says has anything to do with their lives? I pictured him as more of a Tommy Robinson type, a sort of rabble-rouser who was more street thug/Aryan Brotherhood than anything else...but no, he's some sort of posh fucking twat who sounds like he delightedly breathes in his own farts and catalogs his every meal with a series of polaroids before uploading them to his blog. Fuck me senseless. EDIT: Is he supposed to be like an "intellectual" racist? Like alt-right for the bigot who's a cut above the common street filth and white trash? Is that his game? Doesn't much fancy holding tiki torches and doing Nazi marches, but he's happy to sit behind the safety of his screen and spout his shit?

How the actual fuck has Pogba got in the PFA team of the year?

Tsk, tsk, didn't you read that it's open to all? Are you daring to suggest that there's an intrinsic link between historical privilege (aka money) and meritocracy? This is the beautiful game, it's about love and spirit and not money, that should be clear from the undeniable fact that we put financial development at the end of a list of other things that we will sincerely endeavor to uphold and all that stuff.

I never said they were the sole cause of winter you utter fucking nerd. I was saying that it gets even fucking colder when they're around. This is simple stuff.

We'll get our chance when we play Liverpool next week. No doubt we'll be shown the 4-3 on loop. At this point, I'd rather them show the Alonso chip on Harper or whatever result they got against us when they were going for the title under Rafa. I know Sky are nostalgic for the time when BT Sport weren't kicking their shit in and when people weren't paying for IPTV instead of their overpriced drivel but they desperately need to change the record.

Spot on. His new one was “Manchester United DNA” he’s a parody of himself at this point.

Another foreign import. Appropriately

Actually I've looked into it and you're wrong. Get over it.

You said you were around though.

The deficit reduction plan went well didn't it

How old are you pretending to be now?

I think that's bollocks.

Pretty much every set of supporters can claim their club has the potential to fill their half empty stadium. What’s he on about?

Ah fuck it then, if things used to be worse we may as well not bother

Almost sounds like Déjà vu.

A decent running of the club would have prevented both relegations and therefore any emergency loans had been futile. The club actually paid double for the total mismanagement tbh.

100k p.a? Does he run his own landscape gardening company or something??