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There are still chances for Cherry Klopp, New Klopp and Vanilla Klopp to succeed then.

It’s almost like replacing diet Klopp with Klopp Zero wasn’t a good idea.

He was Boro's answer to the likes of Clarky, Stevie Watson, Robbie Elliott etc. Except he never played in a really good team. Or was a good player. Fuck it, here he is in another shit team doing the biz..... 'Jimmy Bollock' of the Boro.

Too late. Once it is put into the wank bank, it stays in the wank bank.

Any idea which spectacularly gifted player this was?

“ Anyone know any cheap hotels in Kings Landing, Marra?”

I think the best bit is they’ve had two shots at nicking a coach from Dortmund, and it looks like Norwich have the best one.

He apparently says it off the record to anyone who’ll listen. This is coming from a reporter who has been having conversations with Kenyon. Last time I talked to him it sounded more encouraging. Apparently there is at least a strategy behind his strange mission to acquire failing high street chains. He wants to build a monopoly in order to push rents down, which he reckons will make them profitable again despite online competition. The only problem is he doesn’t trust investment banks and refuses to pay their 3% commission so he has been listening to his inner circle of fuckwits who advised him to buy the equity rather than the debt. So when the companies go under, he’s screwed. Had he bought the debt he’d have been in control, and free to make the most out of a debt for equity swap rather than being heavily diluted. It’s as idiotic as buying a football club without auditing the books.

@Monkeys Fist You're a good man. What bellend would put spoilers out? Oh ay, Ant would. Gemmil's still not forgiven him for ruining the Shield.

Aye, I mean they pretty much completely ripped off that scene where Jack Sugden's decapitated head was stuck on a spike outside the Woolpack.

Great analysis.

Used to like seeing Ravenelli & Juniho lining up with Jamie Pollock & Phil Stamp

Fucking hell Too many Chicken Parmos

iirc Emilia Clarke (and maybe a few others) had it written in their contract not to show any Cheb. I hope Arya did too as frankly I don’t want to see anymore of that, I know she’s 22 but it all seemed very Adam Johnson.

Last time they were in the championship they just made them up anyway tbh

That is the first time I have ever heard that particular cunt's voice, watched anything to do with him, or known what he looked like. I cannot believe he takes himself seriously. Is it possible that he doesn't? But then no, he wouldn't run for office. Do people actually listen to that voice coming out of that face and think what this fucking moron says has anything to do with their lives? I pictured him as more of a Tommy Robinson type, a sort of rabble-rouser who was more street thug/Aryan Brotherhood than anything else...but no, he's some sort of posh fucking twat who sounds like he delightedly breathes in his own farts and catalogs his every meal with a series of polaroids before uploading them to his blog. Fuck me senseless. EDIT: Is he supposed to be like an "intellectual" racist? Like alt-right for the bigot who's a cut above the common street filth and white trash? Is that his game? Doesn't much fancy holding tiki torches and doing Nazi marches, but he's happy to sit behind the safety of his screen and spout his shit?

Very pretty and that but a bit too “ If Paris Hilton was a morning TV* presenter” to inspire nether throbbage for me. *TV= Television in this case

Fuck me, this last season must be thrilling.

I was going to let it slide but that post was too much. I will require a written apology, Renton.

They’re a good three seasons away from top tier

Gene is no longer on the turnstiles at Heaton Stan btw, in case that was putting anyone off going

I hope to fuck you mean Salah