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Last I heard, they went to Berwick for a scrap, got so bored they ended up forming a Magic The Gathering league, and were never heard from again. Perhaps.

If this kid never makes another post again, it's the funniest thing that's ever been thrown on this forum btw

It doesn’t like. I once had a poo in a forest.

The shady cabal of Tyneside businessmen have got their claws in the police now. They're like if the Illuminati existed but instead of inventing AIDs and assassinating presidents, they conspired to keep Sunderland from blooming into the nation's second city

WON THE FUCKING THING THOUGH DIDNT WE DAMN JOCK!!

That was his defence too.

Aye he looks like a child that’s spent three years in the bath water so his skins gone all weird. Speaks like an utter gimp an all.

I'll always love the fact they they just make stuff up, then get really angry about the stuff they've just invented

Well, she's wrong

All part of the Shadowy Cabal of Tyneside businessmen, whose only purpose is to keep the righteous folk of wearside from fulfilling their destiny. Shame that destiny is just to shit on as many seats as possible, but still

Charlton v Sunderland in the play offs, you say? "Memories Light the corners of my mind Misty water-colored memories Of the way we were...."

Just looks like it's the most natural thing in the world. Crimping one off on a plastic seat at a "football match".

The fucking clip of that guy. Doubling down on a weird head with a weird haircut....

I went to uni in Scotland, I was watching England play in the union (must have been euro 2002?) there was a few England fans and that was it, the rest were from Scotland and it was pretty chilled out. In walks a Scottish lad in his Scotland top and starts supporting whoever we were playing (Argentina?), shouting at the England fans trying to wind them up, daft cunts never even qualified. I love Scotland, but little man syndrome was alive and well that day

Managers who were too much in love with overrated cockney/southern team's players and also those of Liverpool who didn't perform for England. David Johnson and Paul fucking Mariner being picked instead of Supermac being a case in point.

Because England have pretty much been overrated and mismanaged my entire life. I’m not a a big England fan due to guff it invariably involves. I don’t mind Scotland. However, my best pal is a massive Scotland fan so I do reserve the right to have a good old chuckle at them once in a while. Let’s be honest, Scotland have been pretty much tragic for 20 years.

I once had a shite off a 600ft cliff. It disappeared from view as it dropped, but then did a passable “Wile E Coyote” splat as it hit the deck.

That five minutes in the Leeds/Villa game might be the most mental five minutes of English football ever witnessed. Bielsa is an absolute headcase.

In fairness, Andy Cameron did also sing “And we’ll really shake them up, When we win the World Cup, ‘Cos Scotland is the greatest football team” No mention in there of getting pumped by Peru, or drawing with Iran! At least, in ‘98, Del Amitri had the decency to plead with them “Don’t come home too soon”

Me too. I'm totally gutted we're not the subject of a Netflix documentary reporting our relegation to the third tier at the hands of Burton and Darren Bent. Also gutted we don't have a nonce footballer to adulate. Who wouldn't be? Jealous as fuck.

Thank fuck Man City managed to win that. Burnley seemed pretty determined to spoil the party, hopefully we do the same with a better result against Liverpool. I genuinely can’t take Solksjaer seriously as Manchester United manager btw what a little cunt of a bloke.

Where you going?

Don’t worry everyone there is still hope for another special relationship to be forged: But those Pompey lads still have to watch themselves or they’ll get a clip from the worldwide SAFC fan base (special mention to the below being a response to that knacker Dangermows trying to portray their scummy fan base as whiter than white): aaaaand yet another brilliant bit of delusion chucked in for good measure: everyones cup final etc. I wonder when they’ll click on that it’s not the case? Season 2 in League One maybe, I still can’t believe they call us deluded all of the above comes from one thread, there’s also a Boro fan arguing before they try to form a bond with them by saying most Sunderland fans want Boro to do well and vice versa. The top 2 divisions are far better without these deluded, trampy fuckers. They’ve been absolutely shite in every division they’ve been in for my entire life, they idolize Kevin Phillips and Niall Quinn, 2 absolutely bang average strikers which says it all really.

In the words of the fabled Andy Cameron in his seminal 1978 hymn to the wonders of the Scottish nation “Ally’s Tartan Army”: Wer’re playin for oor country We’ve got tae do or die England cannae dae it Coz they didnae qualify

If you live in Berwick you might as well live at n an ısland as you’re cut off from f..İng everything!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-6967755/PSG-Marseille-set-offer-Rafa-Benitez-escape-route-torrid-time-Newcastle.html Paris Saint-Germain and Marseille 'set to offer Rafa Benitez escape route' from torrid time at Newcastle as talks over new deal at St James' Park stall PSG and Marseille are eyeing up Rafa Benitez as their next potential manager Talks over a new deal to extend the Spaniard's stay at Newcastle have stalled Despite clinching the Ligue 1 title, boss Thomas Tuchel has lost favour at PSG The Parisian club want a manager with experience in the Champions League

You know who's fault it is don't you? Not Coventry fans, not Portsmouth fans, no, it's......

Why bother with Kenedy? He's not going to be joining. Why not give Muto some minutes?

Play offs only now for Sunderland. Squeaky bum time now at the 3rd division club.....

Well I'm going to pretend I'm a mackem and give the don some abuse on twitter

If only it was the Endgame …

Gerraway, it's what connects your Sky box to your telly.