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Also you're fucking mental.

I do, it was in the Concrete Park. About the only pic I could find is this one

Look like Poomas to me.

Watching telly with Fish must be a right fuck on. Mrs Fish “ Game of Thrones is on in 5 minutes Fish, come sit down” Fish- “ Ok, but first, read this short novel detailing the family trees of every character that’s ever appeared, then we need to set up this floor map of Westeros to accurately plot the movements of each character, and I mean each character, there’s these cards to look through which show the powers and skills of all magic weaponry, then we’ll have a quick listen to my podcast “ A Game of Two Halves Please Barman”, before the show…” Mrs. Fish …

I'm sure a little bit of piss came out too so Peebok

British Shites

I can see why you generally steer clear of doing gags.

Proper Mam comment from Wykiki there.

They’re still paying Bain a fortune as well

For as much as Liverpool had their spells, I thought from about an hour onwards, Barca sussed them and outclassed them. The two divvies on BT Sport were asking why Liverpool were trying to be so precise instead of crossing balls into space, somehow ignoring that Barca had every defender as well as Busquets, Rakitic and Vidal in the box when Liverpool had the ball out wide, completely restricting the space. If Dembele wasn't such a donkey, the tie would be done and dusted. As much as I'd like to see Ajax's young team win, I think this Barca side has too much know-how, quality and experience at this stage to be beaten by anybody. Not to mention Messi being in the mood for another treble.

That's it, then. That's it for me. I thought it was canny funny them getting beat by Fleetwood and confirming their non automatic promotion but knowing the goals went in to the Captain Pugwash song is probably my highlight to their season so far, maybe even better than losing a penalty shootout at Wembley.

Someone once wrote 'Even Hitler feared the Toon Army' on my old workplace bogs. Someone also wrote 'Shakespeare came here to sit and think, I came here to shit and stink'. The latter was signed, 'The people's poet'. Not sure who wrote that one?

Next shot will be his Donnay trainers swinging in front of the camera and silence, bar the creak of the noose.

Found some more of the Killy Park ( Supermac on the left)

Also, fucking hell, I went to school with two of the lads in that photo. Edit; and I know the other one.

The mad thing is, Messi isn't even an out and out striker. He spends a lot of the game on the wing or behind the striker in midfield picking the ball up Over the years he's had the likes of Eto'o, Ibrahimovic, Henry, Suarez, Ronaldinho, Alexis Sanchez, David Villa, Neymar etc. to play alongside and take a lot of the chances that would otherwise fall to him. He's pushing 700 goals with his international tally

Lee Ryder?

Ronaldo was on a completely different level. Shearer was up there with the rest if you’re talking out and out goal scorers though before the Goodison Park injury that is. I’d probably put Weah at a similar level to Shearer given the superiority of Serie A back then. Shearer was probably in the top 3 no. 9s at his peak

I was in Lindos last September and it was lovely. Rhodes town is nice too

Shite air max You can keep that one

In the mid 90s there weren't many better in the world. Ronaldo? The other big names at the time tended to be no.10s, Baggio, Bergkamp, Cantona etc.

Noelie's diving days are over bonny lad, what he does now is dodder and fall over like old men are prone to do.

Quietly crimping one out- Hush Poopies.

Pew Balance.

All done & it plays like a dream

I’d shag him

Thrrrrrrreeeeeeeeee.

You mean Callum Mawson, The Sunderland Shitter? Here it is.

We've solved our unemployment crisis by putting people on nonexistent jobs, so at least it'd be consistent.

Ok Noelie does this sort of thing quite often but this one is actually relatively important, Salah is the guy who plays for liverpool. Sala is the guy Cardiff signed who died in a plane crash earlier this year.

Barca Ajax should be a lovely final though if the ties stay as they are.

I mean, think how lucky we are for this Netflix documentary Any other football team supporters in the land, if they were given the chance to watch behind the scenes coverage of the misery of a second consecutive relegation for their rival club, followed by an abject humbling in League One, they'd think all their Christmases had come at once The fact that it's bought and paid for by Sunderland fans is just.. all the more incredible. "We'll pay for you to watch us burn". The darkest days in the history of their club, broadcast to the world. Amazing.

That the posh version of Faliraki?

You can hear it starting just in the background both times they score here, especially the second one: https://www.skysports.com/efl/championship/video/11708112/fleetwood-2-1-sunderland

I think they are delaying the foreseeable decision just to make sure all the anger will happen during the summer break and hope that the protests will fade out until the start of next season. They probably will throw in a fake take over story as well.

throw him a cell. see if it sticks

Well yeah. Their trajectory is taking them to league 2. It's inteteresting in that thread some at least are waking up to the fact that "Charlie" being a PR man isn't necessarily a good thing. He's fast becoming a tory cunt now the honeymoon is over. Eventually when even the more gullible mackems realise they have been played, it will turn toxic in the way only mackems know how to do. Then the club is completely fucked. Can't wait.

Well we’ve been saying it since “The Don” bought* the club. It was fairly obvious to everyone he was a snake oil salesman. He came from Eastleigh FC for fucks sale and half of the players will have more money than him. He got the fans to replace their own seats for fucks sake and the idiots lapped it up. We’ve experienced the friendly owner having a pint with the fans and he turned out to be a total dickhead. It takes professionals to run a football club not pissheads. Obviously I have absolutely zero sympathy for them, although perhaps I’m feeling a healthy amount of schadenfreude. They’ve been full of themselves all season. Even if they go up they’ll be bummed senseless in the championship and in all seriousness league one might be more their level at the minute.

It’s less than two weeks until the end of the season with Rafa‘s contract running out then. Any club being run normally would have already sorted the future for the club to b able to plan for next season. It certainly isn’t incompetence but those are deliberate actions of cunts.

It’s a TV show about zombies and fire breathing dragons and the Fish is giving it the full Gary Neville tactical review.

Give it a rest Dave, it’s not the fuckin Somme is it?

Well, fuck me.

My mate once wrote “Babayaro is shite” on a table in our Biology classroom, if that helps

We’re all Ajax today.

He was probably sick to fucking death of hearing Theon apologise…again.

What was the point in Bran doing his thing with the ravens?

Fingers crossed the next episode leaks so I can send about 40 people early spoilers as recompense for being desperate to show off on social media about how they stay up 'til 4am or whatever to watch the show and just have to make sure they prove it by chucking their attempts and being clever and subtle onto facebook and twitter.

Justice for 96

A week after Billy McNeil, Steve Chalmers who scored the winner v Milan to win the European Cup for Celtic in 1967 dies at 83. Plainly one of life's good guys .....