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not only that.... it's common knowledge that sting, mark knopfler, jimmy nail, the entire cast of get carter, when the boat comes in, spender, our friends in the north and byker grove were all regulars on the fulwell end till keegan rocked up.

Is it Peter Beardsley?

Roses are red Violets are blue Please vote for Labour Unless you're a Jew

Walked past a bloke in town with a MAGA hat on. Obviously absolutely nothing going on behind his eyes, so the hat just served as a nice exclamation mark for his retardation. He'd put little St George's cross pins either side of the MAGA text btw. Beautiful.

Oh noes, he’s given you the dreaded facepalm

That's fairly damning

Just looked at their division and they're a point off the play offs despite their win on Saturday. However, what stuck out was the clubs in front of them..... Coventry City, in a right state, have had to play at Northampton and are now using St. Andrews as their 'home', ahead of Sunderland, (Jimmy Hill likes this )...... Fleetwood Town, managed by Scouse scroat Joey Barton who recently assaulted a rival manager and who were non-league not so many years ago. Oh aye, they also play the Captain Pugwash theme time when they score. Ahead of Sunderland. Oxford United, managed by fuck knows playing at a stadium with only three stands. A decent side for a short spell in the 80s they've also had very lean times in the last thirty years. Ahead of Sunderland. Peterborough United, apart from the odd spell in the 2nd division these are generally a 3rd or fourth division club. Famous for Barry Fry and Fergie's young'un managing them and having that daft cunt from talkshite supporting them. Ahead of Sunderland. Ipswich Town. Currently second in a division they rarely grace, doing what Sunderland couldn't and will probably be in this league for the proverbial shit, shower and shave before heading back up. Ahead of Sunderland. Wycombe Wanderers. Have been non league but have managed to be a half decent lower league side. Their striker had the mackems sussed the other week mocking them after the game. Ahead of Sunderland. I sometimes don't think we really grasp just how far they've fallen. It should be temporary but they're fucked and temporary can sometimes last quite a few years. Anyway, I'm sure the Don will see them alright when he gets his new glasses.

Shit... I've got to.. I've got to go rethink some things.

Who hasn’t?

Being in it for the wrong reasons isn't Halls fault though. If you take him, Edwards at Manu, Scholar & Sugar at spurs, Dein at Arsenal and a couple of others they all saw two things in the late 80s that drew them towards getting closely involved with owning football clubs: 1. The millions Murdoch was about to pour in 2. The change in ownership rules brought in by the FA that allowed them to form parent companies to own clubs' shares, these acted as vehicles for stuffing Murdochs cash straight into their back pockets. Before that clubs' directors werent allowed to take a wage, all they were entitled to was s small dividend if clubs were in profit and 99.99% of them hadn't been since the day they were founded . Look for blame if you want, but you'll not need to look further than the FA of Kelly & Millichip. Their rule change had at least as big an effect on football in England as the advent of sky did. Nothings been the same since.

It was Berb from Ashington. He wants Trump to make Ashington great again.

Hall was just another Ashley who knew fuck all about football. Like his sporting club stuff - why the fuck would I go and watch ice hockey or basketball just because they were affiliates?

And deny us the pleasure we've had along the way? Apology rejected.

It's been a long two weeks.... I cannot divulge why I've spent most of it drinking but it's been in a good cause. Alochol had obviously impaired my vision and indeed common sense yesterday evening and I send my unreserved apologies to all pisstakers affected 👍

I’ve become an influencer overnight and I don’t know what to do

Almiron looks like the kind of bloke who’ll be carrying 20 tabs at any given time yet still vapes for hours in the house.

sat in it with Carroll's parents, beefy and Sir Bobby.

Another MLF?

That is a very early application for the Work and Pensions Minister role.

Also, this is never not funny.

Well if you know of a better way for people to instantly know I'm a double twat then I'd like to hear it.

Was it this guy?

sure they beat us 3-1 at their place en route. was my first visit to oxford, the away end was called cuckoo lane, which was infinitely more memorable than the match!

I was at the Theatre last night. Fellah on the right played for us... I'd have never guessed it in a million years

Has PL owned up to his idiocy yet?

I know it's not Martin as he never played for Villa, just like Peter White didn't.

wyki is cancelled.

Dog clearly being held against its will

https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/household-tool-trump-wall-907452/?fbclid=IwAR1swXKp7g34EtdeVFdDREgV1JRbs-8flbRGqt6AWnX-M3zlLhOyLqb5jAU

Fuck off, you boring cunt

I love the choice they made when pixelating that… Flabby, spotty side-arse? Nah, fine. Fat Mackem mush with Jedwood hair- no one needs to see that.

Who would have ever guessed their relationship would end up like this. If only there was some way of noticing that two flashy wankers who bought that club for essentially its own future parachute payments, and came in constantly deflecting any bad news by insulting the rival club two divisions above would turn out to be a pair of complete fucking chancers who would do fucking nothing to back up all their early bluster. Shitty turgid little club, their horrible, backward thinking, relaxed fit acid wash Jean wearing trampy fan base finally got the owners they deserve.

Tears

It's what our brave boys, Francois and Garage*, would've wanted. *Garage? 'Farage'.

And while I'm on about Corbyn

I was in the Fulwell. 27-3-1970.Took the bastard good and proper.