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Everything posted by thebrokendoll

  1. a match today... one team v another

    0-1 to another. bruce's free scoring defenders to draw a blank.
  2. a match today... one team v another

    i'm almost too scared to ask... and i'm certainly not googling it!
  3. a match today... one team v another

    ALL facebook users are weapons man. a more realistic alternative.... once the defenders goals ineviability dry up we'll be back to looking over our shoulders.
  4. Bruce Manager of NUFC

    going to have to reluctantly admit i'm very surprised we've managed to accumulate as many points as we have up to now. however, to return to type... he remains a profoundly stupid, morally bankrupt, fat cunt who has hit the jackpot with the defenders at the moment. it's very unlikely to last.
  5. a match today... one team v another

    absoulety shite prediction by the op, who's onviously an utter moron!
  6. mackem messageboard gold

    gonna spend the majority of their £10m windfall on much needed repairs apparently. fucking lucrative contract for some maintenance company!.... "The money will be used largely to improve various things around the club. Some of it might sound very uninteresting, but we believe they're important. Fixing the speakers at the Stadium of Light, for example, or the lift at the Academy of Light is broken and needs fixing. These are quite significant payments to make, and this new investment will help that and will, in the long term, ensure the club's infrastructure remains of the highest standard
  7. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    aye. the cunt should be shit scared to set foot in the city. it almost defies belief that in his encounters with newcastle supporters he's universally bumped in to tragic twats who want a smiley fucking selfie taken with him. i live in hope that the fucking near death kicking he so richly deserves is just round the corner.
  8. Yes Gemmill...

    copper charged with murder and another with abh. struggling to see why they deserve anonymity... https://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/dalian-atkinson-policeman-charged-with-murder-over-former-aston-villa-stars-death-a4281131.html edit.... apologies if there's a more appropriate thread for this.
  9. mackem messageboard gold

    not only that.... it's common knowledge that sting, mark knopfler, jimmy nail, the entire cast of get carter, when the boat comes in, spender, our friends in the north and byker grove were all regulars on the fulwell end till keegan rocked up.
  10. mackem messageboard gold

    not having that mate. there's not another cunt on earth that can come even remotely close to being as bigger a cunt as ashley is
  11. mackem messageboard gold

    sure they beat us 3-1 at their place en route. was my first visit to oxford, the away end was called cuckoo lane, which was infinitely more memorable than the match!
  12. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    the fat cunt has made the papers twice today. the financial times reporting mikey boy reckons corbyn is a 'liar and clueless'. maybe it's possible to give this some credence? because if anybody on god's green earth is able to a spot a clueless liar it'd be our morally bankrupt, disgrace to humanity. the guardian meanwhile reports mikey is totting up £2.1m a year on “use of the company jet and helicopter” this isn't a bad thing as it has to increase the possibility that the repulsive twat's minimum wage aviation mechanic will one day have forgotten to tighten up the jesus nut.
  13. mackem messageboard gold

    aye. and the amount of seasons they'll have spent in the 3rd division will equal the amount of competitive games they've played in the europe they all despiise!
  14. These Black and White Shithouses vs. Doritos FC

    bruce makes joey essex look like stephen hawking.
  15. These Black and White Shithouses vs. Doritos FC

    of the outfield players who started yesterday nearly half (four) have only ever been coached as first team players by bruce. a fifth, almiron was the catalyst for a much improved attacking force when he arrived last season. yet bruce reckons there's a deep rooted mentality issue and it's rafa's fault. i utterly despise the fat thick as pig shit cunt. far more so than pardew. it's tragic really, but far from unexpected.
  16. These Black and White Shithouses vs. Doritos FC

    aye. although of course that theory falls flat due to there never being a £24m difference in the rondon and joelinton fees in the first place. oh and even if there was, benitez actually being given the opportunity to spend it! for me personally it's like being stuck between a rock and a hard place on joelinton. i've no real desire to see a young kid fail, he's probably already regretting rocking up at this shit show of a club and if reports at the time are to believed he obviously had his doubts in the first place by only wanting to sign a short term contract. that said, his failure would mean whatever fee it was that ashley did sanction to be paid for him would be unlikel;y to be recuperated. ashley losing money makes me smile.... a lot!
  17. These Black and White Shithouses vs. Doritos FC

    i'd find it very difficult to believe there's 3 worse teams in the entire football league based on the second half yesterday. beyond woeful and the first half was only marginally better due to wolve's abject display. would be astonished if our £40m striker (cough) betters joselu's 17/18 season haul of 4 goals. we're fucked and that's exactly what ashley deserves. loads of empty seats to be seen though, i liked that.
  18. These Black and White Shithouses vs. Doritos FC

    would've preferred it if we'd got none.
  19. These Black and White Shithouses vs. Doritos FC

    you've got the 'fuck mike ashley' bit right at least.
  20. These Black and White Shithouses vs. Doritos FC

    i've been thinking of treating meself to a plasma cutter.
  21. Andy Carroll....Local Hero! O̶r̶ ̶J̶u̶d̶a̶s̶?

    appeased the terminally stupid masses. just triple relegate this grotesque advertising hoarding NOW.
  22. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    tricky football quiz... who's the liar here? jaap stam https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/10187395/jaap-stam-newcastle-approach-rafa-benitez/ or the squeaky clean, straight as a die, and beyond reproach senior source at newcastle united https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-united-refute-claims-approached-17125279 my guess would be that stam is a lying dutch cunt. there's absolutely no way on earth that ashley and his mates didn't do everything in their power to keep benitez.
  23. Bruce Manager of NUFC

    despite reading the articles it's possible to stop at 'i quickly worked out' to realise that what will follow will be a pile of steaming bullshit. the man isn't capable of rapid thought, he's as thick as fucking pig shit. between them ashley, charnley and barnes (with bishop piping up in the background about good 'geordie'' pr) decided it would be a good idea to jetison benitez and fork out £4m to buy this simple, fat cunt. it's beyond tragic man. the sooner this club burns down, the sooner we can start rebuilding what was nufc. hope we get fucking hammered tomorrow.
  24. Help with a couple of 90's friendly games?!

    just as a slight aside to this .... anybody else on here go to the unfriendliest friendly in the world ever? hibs away, mid 80s, george best was playing for them, about 800 of us being pelted with stones and bits of brick the entire 90 minutes and absolute chaos in the streets after the match. fuck knows what the score was, memory is vague for me too, but then that was probably due to the amount of tennants super strength 1/2g of base speed enabled you to quaff in those days!
  25. Bruce Manager of NUFC

    he's at it again... "As I say in football if you get beat you have to respond. "We now have a wonderful opportunity against Man United." add that to... 'playing brighton at home is a wonderful opportunity' 'andy carroll is a wonderful, wonderful striker' 'beat watford and it's been a wonderful start to the season' honestly man, just fuck off you simple, fat mess. the cunt has even got me hating the word wonderful.

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