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Wyki, it’s your round.

Anyone for English tapas?

Reverend Paisley, absolute hero.

This is the top and bottom of it. This sentence is 100% accurate. And ffs @ewerk.

The argument they’ve managed the economy better than anyone else lost relevance the moment they abandoned evidence based policy, you fat little cunt

I think her big problem is she’s an egotistical arsehole. The LibDems strength has always been appealing to people who don’t like that in politics so she’s a terrible party leader for them

This is Peter Withe

FYP

You fat little cunt

Sneak preview at the Tory Manifesto

Saw a clip of the bloke saying 80k wasn't even top 50%. I've heard this attitude a lot at work from thick cunts who think just because they know quite a few people who earn a lot more than that and them that that means they're somehow on "middle income" - literally using that phrase. It's almost as common as a complete denial that banking caused the 08 crash and not overspending - they are that stupid.

Come in, it’s open.

Swinson doing this badly is ruining CT's wank.

The fuck you mean?

Adam Johnson was innocent.

I like the Jews

Not having to work with that LAZY BIIIIIIIIITCH that just sits on her phone all day, eating and breathing?

Subtle difference between "you're a liar" and "that's a lie" - they should exploit it.

The fuck is this?

Was she as arsed about Corbyn/Labour before she started to get fucked ragged by a Russian?

Probably worried about a few of their mothers wanting child maintenance

Its “start an argument” not “start a whole new life abroad”.

Bring back Leazes Mag.

CT’s waist is 32”

Fucking terrible from Johnson. lovely stuff

Thank fuck they came back to the Russian report. Afro/tache guy not letting it go.

EVERYONE hates Jo Swinson.

I’m not saying I’m not worried, just disagree with Renton that it’s odds on just yet

Did you see this, Alex? World's most valuable whisky collection revealed https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-business-50516099

I don't think anyone alive can swing the pro-Johnson crowd to a non-hard Brexit stance. Not even Blair. It's the undecideds that he needs to win over I guess.

I think Corbyn did ok but I have no idea how that will play out because I simply can’t relate to anyone who is pro-Johnson

Don’t listen to him lads, he’s part of a mysterious cabal of north-east media types.

Ah. So it's not in fact the tweeter who is spreading fake news, it's MF

“Cover your eyes. Just like the Tory government covers up the actions of notorious pedophiles”

Jaffa cakes are biscuits

Gay Son Has Lisp.

Well it's got CT's vote.

Far too far

Viana’s a defensive midfielder (for the old school headz)

It’s Third turn on the Reich

Vich direction is Poland?

Mrs. F. is becoming increasingly controlling at home, but she went too far today when she tried to stop me doing my favourite pastime of pretending to be a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.

Yes

I caught Mrs. Fist smearing Bostik all over my antique pistol collection last night. She denied it, but I’m sticking to my guns.

When will you finish colouring the rest in?