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I can clear this one up, Tom. I believe they're 3rd division footballers.

Remember when we were jealous that The Don bought them (with parachute payments), replaced the seats (with free labor) and Short paid off their debt (to cut and run)

"Well diary, that was the night that wasn't for the Geordie King of the castle once of the district of Aston on the return to his former kingdom. Even worse than the defeat was yours trulynot being available for selection due to injury. Ah overdosed on some kamagra and in a rush to change the ten minute free view over to babestation ah sprained me ankle instead of spraining me wrist as ah intended in the first place! Anyways ah got down to a local to watch Brucies heroes even though ah was in pain but like Rocky in the 12th round versus Apollo Creed ah got through the pain barrier but couldn't help yelling out 'Mackem Bastards' at some rarfi divvies slagging off the toon as the pain of seeing Brucie's former employers beating Newcastle United was too much. Ah got a funny look off some internet geek when ah said it but one glare from the Knight was enough to have the poor lad touching cloth when he realised just who the beast he'd awoken was. Lol! Poor lad nearly had a heart attack. Anyways, five things don't right themselves! Lol. Laters!"

Cowardly statement by be police which they subsequently turned their back on

Credit where it's due, I'm still enjoying Burton.

Beautiful.

Shame they’re all Jews

I'm racking my brains to work out what involvement the mackems had in this.

Marco van Basten suspended following Nazi remark https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/50551888 Someone won’t be surprised.

With all due respect to the "chief" rabbi, he can fuck off. Further rises in child poverty, homelessness and the death of the NHS topped with a possible no deal Brexit, or grown adults squabbling about fucking religion. If it genuinely is a choice between the two, then I'm afraid there's only one winner, unfortunate that it is that we have to have either.

Enjoy Burton, part 372.

Andrew Neill May well be an odious cunt but he has always been perfectly impartial on TV and a pain in the sides of all he interviews.

Off the top of my head - investigate the alleged 100+ outstanding cases. Listen to what the Jewish Labour Movement says, don’t leave these cases unresolved. - permanently expel those found spreading AS. Don’t let them hang around like a bad smell for years, like with Livingstone. And don’t let them back in, like with Naz shah - don’t debate new AS guidelines on the sabbath, denying religious Jews the chance to participate. - adopt accepted international definition of AS - support Labour MPs subjected to AS abuse. Do more to help Jewish MPs under attack - two left the party, saying they had no alternative but to resign the whip. - crack down on NEC members engaging in or turning a blind eye to AS There are myriad examples in this thread if anyone can be arsed to dig them up. To suggest it’s another MSM conspiracy is frankly nonsense (not that you are) i think his resignation might be the only thing that makes this all go away. The lines are blurred on the hard left/socialist worker wing when it comes to criticism of Israel - there is plenty to be critical of - but it often spills over into Jewish banker-led western imperialism territory. See the AS trope mural that Corbyn somehow failed to identify. The influx of new members under Corbyn is driving it and he doesn’t crack down hard enough, I suspect, partially because he’s stubborn, but also because he doesn’t want to alienate his strongest supporters.

Bloke in the pub tonight started screaming about "Mackem Bastards" because someone was slagging off the performance and I immediately thought of the Toon Army's finest foot soldier.

You’d think you German lads would know which was which.…

Karma? Not quite it. Kismet? Closer. Ahhh yes. Poetic justice. That's the badger. Nothing like Burton to provide the perfect dose of schadenfreude on a wet winter night.

their below-the-pub league bogey team, both karma and irony at their reespective fucking sweetests

Well that’s a ray of sunshine on a shitty day.

Can I read less?

Don't fucking tell me what to do.

headline of the year

WHAT ABOUT THE BLACK JEWISH FOLK MR CHIEF RABBI??

That or death

It's okay to hate Catholics because they hate themselves.

I hear one of the victims was a Go Lee Kowad

All the leadership candidates agreed on live national TV to hold an enquiry into islamophobia yet they've all happily sat by while it's been diluted into an investigation on racism in general and put on the back burner. Meanwhile there's barely been any mention of it from Gloom's lot.

I still think that evening standard article from a few days ago which invented Corbyn's response to make him look bad is one of the most horrific bits of reporting I've ever seen. The media have only ever cared about this because it's the only thing that actually sticks and i cannot be persuaded otherwise at this point. That doesn't make ewerk wrong and i think he's right in fact, but I'm not going to sit here and think to myself that anyone in the media gives a fuck about this issue beyond hurting Labour.

Aye. A personal friend of Boris & a card carrying member of the Conservative party. He can fuck right off.

Accused of bigotry by an Ulsterman. Nowhere left to go from here really

Another point of view...

Yeah, that’s definitely why you massaged after sun into your shit pipe. Beast

Long story short, ran out of keks after a week of putting up tents in hot sun, made the mistake of going commando for a day in cut off denim shorts. By the end of the day my starfish was like Lesley Ashe’s duckface. I had a bottle of aftersun and thought “ that’ll sooth it”. About 5 seconds after I slapped some on it… I actually did a handstand in the shower to soothe the puckering for about 20 minutes. Don’t put after sun on your sweaty winker, kids

Their decline really is quite spectacular mind. They’ve managed to become a mid table league one team with tiny crowds in no time at all. Even singing “your getting sacked in the morning” to their own new manager after a few weeks

Was that before or after they fell out of the Championship? I can’t remember because I was seething with aforementioned jealousy. The only, sole, single, solitary thing these fucking mouth breathers have ever consistently bettered us at is being spectacularly shite- no matter how hard we try, they always fuck it up way better than we do. It’s masterful

I genuinely don’t know who most of them are.

11th in League One.

Like a mackem with an even bigger speech impediment

Den pressure didn’t help us, too.

So someone says that Labour are the only party to encourage voter registration and I correct them and that means I'm argumentative? Say it again and I'll knock nine shades of shit out of you.

The Muslim council of Britain needs to come out for Corbyn and get it on to the front page of tommorows Times, the sun and the mail. And they need to get it to be the first story on all tomorrow morning's news bulletins both on TV and radio. They also need to get it on the likes of Jeremy Vine and very probably loose women. Then we'd have a level playing field. Murdoch goes in to bat for the Tories and the likes of him isn't mentioned. Go figure. Labour is rife with AS and they've taken only small steps to get rid https://labour.org.uk/no-place-for-antisemitism/ Ignoring a blatantly biased media's part in all this misses an important underlying point though.

I reckon a Labour leaflet with a big cartoon of Mohammed and a speech bubble saying "Boris is an infidel" should do the trick.

Had on, that's a bit unfair imo. I think it's perfectly valid to point out where the Rabbi's allegiances lie and what conflicts of interest he has. And the rank hypocrisy of him endorsing Johnson, who is a proven racist. Not to mention he really shouldn't be commenting at all. His intervention stinks.

The worrying thing is that if we go into a tailspin I'm not sure Bruce is the man to pull us out of that. If we can avoid runs of five games without a win in the second half of the season then we may be okay but it's hard to predict how it'll go.

Tits please.

Nah, we don't use left and right. We only ever ask which side is facing to Poland...

I was just about to post something similar. It’s fucking painful (physiologically).

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