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They renamed Nelson Mandela House to Quinoa Court. Mange tout, Mange tout

Christ, if you can’t manage a few “5 Things you Never Knew About Harry Potter!” slideshows when you’re hungover, you might as well pack the job in now.

I think it might have something to do with the fact he's a cunt, although I could be mistaken

Change of mood...

Right, I’m forming the 1st Forest Hall Militia. Who’s in?

Good on you for trying to make a difference at a personal level (and it will make a difference, even if, as you say, it doesn't fix anything). None of us can do much about the top-down stuff, but the least we can do is all try and be more decent within the sphere of what we can influence. We're a very well-off country. You wouldn't fucking know it, would you?

Picture the scene- Tittsy McFauxTory walks in to No.10 to discuss a coalition , to be met by The Fridge Magnet, having totally misunderstood that she was “ready to jump in to bed with the Torys”, Y-fronts round his ankles as he fumbles through his fat folds looking for his cock. “ I …um ah… my my… well… so! … Shall we just Get It Done?”

I'm watching Sinatra on Sky Arts instead.

Move the border south of the Tyne and then go for independence. I've given up with Little England.

You voted for Brexit, didn't you? This is what's happened.

That size majority is about more than Corbyn being leader. It's about stupid, racist, "Im alright Jack" cunts living in every street in the country

Labours manifesto is fully costed Johnsons Brexit will totally fuck the economy. These are facts.

My wife volunteers at a local all people's home. She goes and chats with the old dears who don't get family visits or the like.

I'd get yourself a nice bottle of Malbec, Chianti or Valopullicehli.

Guess who’s voting for the Brexit Party.

If you get time, check out this long read by the brilliant Sarah Gibbs. She is a left wing Jew who used to vote Labour. She answers lots of questions, explains why she is afraid and provides lots of evidence. https://medium.com/@sararoseofficial/everything-i-never-wanted-to-have-to-know-about-labour-and-antisemitism-649b5bc1e576

Hugh Grant has had a very good election.

Here he is leafleting for his local Tory/Brexit party round boldon today with some mates....

NUFC competing for trophies, FMA losing the Sky money

On the plus side, this whole Brexit project is wholly owned by the Tories now. All of the economic damage caused is theirs to explain. People are gonna suffer, and that's shit, but a lot of the silly fuckers will have voted to suffer twice now. It's the kids I feel sorry for. Completely fucked over by old cunts. But 5 years from now, when Brexit has fucked the country, hopefully people will come to their senses. I hope nobody in the formerly Red Wall that's posed for selfies with Johnson in the past week has any expectations of seeing him or any funding increases for their areas for the next 5 years. The stupid cunts.

Be class if Burton's constituency beat them to it

Early night here. I'm not stopping up to watch Tory after Tory celebrate. Cursory check in the morning to make sure the exit poll wasn't horribly wrong, and then that's me done with following this shit for a while.

because this country is largely populated by the terminally fucking stupid.

au revoir, fucked up country.

I mean, sure I might have him do the lawn or something but I'd still give him a scratchcard for christmas.

That's horrible. You and your Mrs are good people fist.

The imperial stout looks a banger @Monkeys Fist What's the abv of the Peckham??... I'm not going to open mines till Huw Edwards tells us the Tories have won by 30 seats at 2200

I'm getting the vaporiser out. 🧘‍♂️

In the event of a hung parliament, the question is whether the lib dems are obliged to talk about forming a coalition to the Tories first, assuming they have the biggest number of votes. That’s normal procedure. Don’t rule out her propping them up again if BJ allows Swinson a second referendum. She could well be the kingmaker, has ruled out working with both Corbyn and Johnson but I suspect she is more of s small c conservative than a socialist. It’s a numbers game too though. She might go for ian snp//LD/labour coalition if it has a better working majority and she’s offered a high profile cabinet job.

Fucking Loves Chips Fetid Little Cock Fairy Lisp Child ()

MF was saying the FLC would be back on trolling after the election result. He’s only out by a few hours

Five words but still one typo. Never change.

I blame the Welsh Jews.

watch till the end.

That's nice. I get my feeling of self worth from watching videos of other people do that shit.

That's the thing though, it'll be NUFC paying for it, not him. He's the parasite's parasite.

Enjoy this trip. And it is a trip.

Is it ever?

Basically.

Yes, and barely a mention of our Blue friend’s many “phobias”. But Labour need to address it, win or lose, pretty quickly.

You should investigate when it’ll be at its best. No point in keeping it after it starts going downhill

Heckled "thick cunts" at a Brexit party campaign van that came through my street with a megaphone earlier. The pitfalls of grocery shopping online, I'm never conveniently carrying eggs (or milkshake). Still felt hard as fuck though.

My old man is 84, refuses to use a postal vote as “ I can gan to the poll perfectly fine”, is a lifelong Labour voter and refuses to use Johnson’s name, preferring “ that lying shithouse”. I’m calling in tomorrow to walk along with him to vote.

After seven pints that’d be about the limit of my “would” too.