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Breaking out the lolz for his loyal puntaz.

Trolled by The Colonel

Imagine him on the Thunderpiss or whatever it’s called at Alton Towers. Flying down the drop screaming “This is just like the Mag’s campaign lolz!!”

It was during an interview with Steve Wraith. I'll keep the powder dry regarding the takeover celebrations just for now.

FYP

Outlived Death by 48 years. I reckon we'd all take that.

"Bruce guided Man United to trophy after trophy under Sir Alex Ferguson"

Luke Edwards seemingly missing the point that it’s his relationship with the manager that is being alluded to.

So no problem there then

4-0. Beige cunts.

Mayweather was on a speaking tour of the UK. I had the chance to go but it was a ludicrous amount of money to hear the ramblings of an uneducated money obsessed thug. Basically a wet dream for the sort of inadequate self aggrandising wanker who would write a book about the Krays

So you’re telling me there’s a chance..

I’m already getting nostalgic for that time when all we talked about was Brexit

That's probably improved our chances by a little bit as the crowd will need to be at it and that means a bit more pissed than normal. Same applies to Man City though, although I wonder if they'll have bigger fish to fry around then?

Anyone who has the time to post on Toontastic during working hours is automatically assigned to Ark B

It’s a good job the government are doing.... *checks notes* nothing

That's an uncomfortably specific thing to know.

Villa getting a pasting

how that is enforced i don't know. cop - where are you going? gianni - work cop - ok, carry on gianni - legs it

Villa getting beat. Brilliant

Yeh Wraith has said he prompted it as an example of how fake news can spread virally or some such. I mean we all knew it held no water but still

She can have an ice cream, a small one as it’ll be a weekday.

This thing is probably going to kill in the hundreds of thousands in the UK alone. Our best chance would probably to delay it until the weather warms, but I suspect we've ran out of time.

Cunt

He sees things that would pass mere mortals by. He's a Geordie demi-God.

I bet he hasn't got a fucking clue who we are

Apparently he great with crosses.

Still, at least he's not going to catch coronavirus seeing as his hands can't reach his face.

Max Gone Sydow, I’d call him. Yes got there first

The rocky road patter, man. Parody tries it's best but you can't beat the real McCoy.

He'll always be Ming to me

Or J69 ..,

A. You’ve made that quote up, it isn’t in Hope’s article. B. There are direct quotes in The Mag stating that ASM saying he wasn’t happy to not be playing. C. You’ve been a Bruce apologist for quite a while. Stop trying to be contrary and making shite up.

Well, I suppose it’s preferable to whoring round the Alps like you did.

Quite interested to know what @NJS and @Rayvin make of that graph concerning New Labour?

He’s the Mike Ashley of forum trolls tbh.

Everyone is laughing at you, we all know you are a troll, you know we know you are a troll, you are not a very good troll tbh. Your main mistake is to use the same user name on the many NUFC sites you try to be a troll. If the troll world had a top ten rules of being a troll, rule number one would be.. 1, Use different user names if trolling different sites. In the troll world you are way way down in the leagues for good trolls, sunday league football standard, near the bottom.

The Mrs. threatened to leave me because of my obsession with flamingoes. I really had to put my foot down.

So, I went in to the chemist and asked the lass ” What kills coronavirus on kitchen surfaces and that” ”Ammonia cleaner” she said. I said “ Sorry love, I thought you worked here”.

I just bought a universal remote control. I thought to myself “ Well, this changes everything”.

Just been in to Starbucks and the barista was wearing a face mask. I asked "why are you wearing a surgical mask?" She said "I'm not, it's a coughy filter."

There's an Innuendo competition that's just been announced, I might enter the lass next door.

Was doing some cooking a few years ago and without thinking rubbed my eyes after I'd just chopped up some herbs. I've been parsley sighted ever since.

She can badly develop my business.