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"WHO'S YOUR MESSIAH NOW? PEAKY BLINDERS OR SAVO MILOSEVIC"

@Gemmill might be on to something with Nandy...pity she's not running for deputy..

Fistette gets back around 4pm today on the Lurgy Bus. I asked her what she wanted for tea and she was straight back with ” Chinese” Definitely mine.

Never was a name more suited to being said in a Brummie accent

If I’m suffering, you all are.

Girlfriend with corona I know, I know it’s serious.

We are all going to die for his stomach.

I have some amazingly informative info-graphics I could upload if this site didn't prioritize CT's appetite über alles.

That's an uncomfortably specific thing to know.

Trolled by The Colonel

Ouch. Got to hurt taking 1200 fans to the opposite side of the country and being well beaten by a lower league one side. They hate the Don again and missing out on the play offs now looks very possible. I almost feel sorry for them. Almost.

They've just quarantined everyone at John Lennon Airport. Imagine, all the people!

https://youtu.be/sHFHz1NQ0mI

it's multi-layered

have you heard the joke about the coronavirus? don't worry, you won't get it

Standers are immortal.

The HIGNFY account is trying way too hard to compensate for its role in Johnson being our PM.

I CHOOSE DEATH!

This is why it’s a big deal Patients in Italy who need ventilators are dying because the hospitals have run out of them. If you have COPD/Asthma or are elderly you have a 1 in 6 chance of dying if you catch the virus. That’s WITH treatment.

Let her spend the refund on something nice. I remember the only foreign trip I did at school, a skiing holiday in Austria. Snapped my leg in two on the first fucking run, spent the weak in hospital dosed on morphine but still in agony, couldn't walk for months etc. Anyway, the costs of the holiday were covered by insurance. Did my parents let me have any of it? Did they fuck! 35 years on I'm still resentful.

He sees things that would pass mere mortals by. He's a Geordie demi-God.

I heard Daniel Beddingfield is the latest victim. Hope he gets through this

2-0 now. Tottenham.

Spurs

They just showed a replay. Best thing about this game, apart from Spurs hopefully getting knocked out is Drury commentating instead of the usual BT horror show of 'Fletch and Macca'.

Valencia V Atalanta being played behind closed doors in the champions league, weird as out as you can here the home fans singing outside the ground.

He should spit the dummy out and stay away for a year like most men would do

He said poetic.

I prescribe less media, more cans.

I hope it does, being alive is a crock of shit.

So does yer ma.

We don't have any pharmacological cures for this. We have much better supportive care, but limited capacity. It's very worrying. I actually hope 100,000 is correct (this was from the CMO iirc). I think it's probably optimistic.

Of course Renton thinks we're fucked

It’s a good job the government are doing.... *checks notes* nothing

That could barely be more appropriate for Bruce and Newcastle this season!

4-0. Beige cunts.

Mayweather was on a speaking tour of the UK. I had the chance to go but it was a ludicrous amount of money to hear the ramblings of an uneducated money obsessed thug. Basically a wet dream for the sort of inadequate self aggrandising wanker who would write a book about the Krays

If the true Geordie can interview the likes of Shearer, Wraith can interview Mayweather. Fuck it, if true Geordie can interview Shearer, then there's a chance a real heavyweight like Ryder might even be able to grab an exclusive with Paul Sweeney about THAT season we nearly got promoted in 1990.

how that is enforced i don't know. cop - where are you going? gianni - work cop - ok, carry on gianni - legs it

Imagine him on the Thunderpiss or whatever it’s called at Alton Towers. Flying down the drop screaming “This is just like the Mag’s campaign lolz!!”

Apparently he great with crosses.

The rocky road patter, man. Parody tries it's best but you can't beat the real McCoy.

An indicator of how relevant they still are probably. Not to mention the special relationship they've always had with folk from Kentucky

"Bruce guided Man United to trophy after trophy under Sir Alex Ferguson"