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Good god man, it’s the weekend

Virtually none

Called it years ago when he was in vogue. Really pleased I was right and what a club to crash and burn with. The first time I heard his voice on BBC Newcastle I nearly crashed the car laughing. He sounds like a Mancunian/Mackem Thunderbirds reject of the Parker voice.

Surely Clem/Clemmie's is another word for bollocks? Bull's Clem etc.

Oh, now they see the value of a broad shadow cabinet.

“You calling me a prick!? I’m a married man with six kids!”

I’ve always thought he was the perfect voice of their club.

t00nraider when Mug Righter finally catches up with him.

That Meenz placed the bet 4 years ago!

We used var’ nigh a lot as kids. As in “I var’ nigh shit mesel”

I think I've only ever heard it from Stevie talking about himself.

it's bizarre, google seems to imply clemmy as being a hartlepool/north yorkshire word although there is reference to it in a northern echo article. seems it made its way fleetingly to a tiny part of whickham/sunniside area half a century ago!

IDK man, she's exactly how I picture you when you post on here, right down to the pose

shields

I agree, it was just your point it’s different I took issue with. I blamed the players at first if I’m honest. But it’s more when it was highlighted that the owners could easily have afforded to keep the non-playing staff on full wages. A fair proportion (and that’s being kind) of these owners would sell their granny and they’ll just be happy they’re saving money.

Well the easy answer there is they don’t take a wage cut. They just donate a percentage of their wages after its paid. And it doesn’t have to go to the NHS. Give it to a food bank, a homeless shelter, domestic violence charities. Donating 25% of a months wages would keep some of these places going for a decade

My mate Andy did a cryptic quiz based where all the answers are north east place names for a bit of fun. Some easy ones, some not so easy. 1. Cut down trees - Felling 2. Put a spell on the bacon 3. The value of murder 4. Moves forward 5. Picket dwellings 6. To cut up good 7. Bulbous meadow 8. Not a runner 9. The price of a luxury fabric 10. The big apple 11. A tree from Edinburgh 12. That’s what you get when you park your Fiesta on the beach 13. Supersonic airliner 14. You’ll need these to stop the arrows 15. This suicidal rodent weighs 1000kg 16. Yeah mom, did us Bob’s mound 17. Woody vestibule 18. Connects y hand to y shoulder 19. Hell’s angel 20. Scarlet abode 21. Not a short straight one 22. Religious rock 23. Ermintrude’s entrance 24. What Messrs Barclay and Lloyd keep in their shoes 25. Fresh glass receptacle

https://openpsychometrics.org/tests/characters/ 😆 Fuck off.

Charlie saying “of all the clubs I’ve ever supported, I’ve never seen one like this” Horrible, posh, club jumping twat who knows fuck all about football

Piece of piss tbh.

As an aside, I did see Certified Daft Cunt and Shit Right-Back, DeAndre Yedlin twisting into that people were shouting at him to donate more money. Obviously people didn’t realise he needs the money to conduct photo shoots with his lass in their gaff.

Fucking savages never heard of a shed, then?

Yes, it is.

That's what she told you.… … wooah, hang on!

She’s definitely not choosy.

I’ve heard bollocks called stones. Same origin probably

Sorry, should have waited til Monday. Thought it was an interesting graphic. Try the Yes Gemmill thread if you want some light relief.

Someone from Downton Abby. No idea as I don't watch it.

Fuck you Goh Peik!

It’s time for them to fuck off

How did you get any sexual inference from the image Gloomy posted? Unless…

Well played Meenz!

I thought that Gordon Taylor twat was meant to be retiring, but he's still there picking up his £2 million for doing fuck all.

Howay Boylesports, I've waited long enough

Never heard that. Although it did remind me of an interesting conversation I had where I tried to explain to a southerner what a ‘heed th’ baal’ is

Holystone, ffs. Of course it is

3. Killingworth 19. Byker Christ, I’ve been around you lot too long.

Just watched them getting beat by Portsmouth. Full on singing 'sunderland boot boys'. it's like me singing 'wise men say'. Fucking shameless. Not even joking. That's (one) of the differences right there.

Effluent on the other hand.

It’s not Sol Campbell

They’ve got a relative who loves karaoke - Gurupta Singh

Time to sacrifice the Roomba for parts. It's what he would've wanted.

Any of these left mate?